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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end,
by Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end,
it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- Doug Larson

Related topics: Car

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens
to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
- Doug Larson

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into
situations where you need it.
- Doug Larson

 

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
- Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions,
including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
- Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening
when you'd have preferred to talk.
- Doug Larson

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival
skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
- Doug Larson

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children
have teenagers of their own.
- Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
- Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized
that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
- Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city,
it might be better to change the locks.
- Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you
never get the urge to throw a snowball.
- Doug Larson

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star
without standing on tiptoe.
- Doug Larson

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished
by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
- Doug Larson

The reason people blame things on previous generations
is that there's only one other choice.
- Doug Larson

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
- Doug Larson

If the English language made any sense,
lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.
- Doug Larson

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time
it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
- Doug Larson

There must be a happy medium somewhere between being
totally informed and blissfully unaware.
- Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green
vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
- Doug Larson

The surprising thing about young fools is how many
survive to become old fools.
- Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life,
there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
- Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular
happiness while they snub contentment.
- Doug Larson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would
never stoop to admitting it.
- Doug Larson

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them
deprive you of interesting detours.
- Doug Larson

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
- Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
- Doug Larson

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
- Doug Larson

Utility is when you have one telephone,
luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three -
and paradise is when you have none.
- Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
- Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss
will add it to your regular duties.
- Doug Larson

We need to become good citizens in the global village,
instead of competing.
What are we competing for - to drive more cars,
eat more steaks? That will destroy the world.
- Yuan T. Lee

Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels.
- Ingvar Kamprad

But to personally satisfy my own adrenalin needs,
I've been racing cars a little bit, which has been fun.
- Picabo Street

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars
today could see their real owners.
- E. Joseph Cossman

There's three things men always talk about -
women,
sports, and cars.
- Mario Lopez

I had more clothes than I had closets,
more cars than garage space, but no money.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has,
we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.
- Bill Gates

Fast cars are my only vice.
- Michael Bay

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible -
cowards and fools.
- Russell Baker

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
- Tom Arnold

So much of my life is spent just focused on driving race cars.
- Jeff Gordon

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars.
The rest I just squandered.
- George Best

I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us.
So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses.
- Maurice Gibb

Perhaps people, and kids especially,
are spoiled today,
because all the kids today have cars,
it seems.
When I was young you were lucky to have a bike.
- James Cagney

We approach people the same way we approach our cars.
We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask,
What's wrong with him, how much will it cost,
and when can I pick him up?
- James Hillman

I love fast cars...
and to go too fast in them.
- Lara Flynn Boyle

Family trips to Yellowstone and to what are now national parks in Southern Utah,
driving the primitive roads and cars of that day,
were real adventures.
- Paul D. Boyer

The cars we drive say a lot about us.
- Alexandra Paul

No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that
great success and huge money buy you immunity from
the common ills of mankind,
such as cars that won't start.
- Larry McMurtry

The greatest pleasure when I started making money was
not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to
have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.
- Gore Vidal

I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles.
- Brock Yates

Back in the mid-1970s, we adopted some fairly ambitious
goals to improve efficiency of our cars.
What did we get? We got a tremendous boost in efficiency.
- Jay Inslee

We often attribute 'understanding' and other cognitive
predicates by metaphor and analogy to cars,
adding machines, and other artifacts,
but nothing is proved by such attributions.
- John Searle

But my passion is racing cars.
It's what I like to do in my off time.
- Mark-Paul Gosselaar

It's a never ending battle of making your cars better
and also trying to be better yourself.
- Dale Earnhardt

I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus,
and an old Ford Ranger.
If you've got an old car, you've gotta have at least several old cars,
'cause one's always gonna be in the garage.
- Rip Torn

More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars
and motorcycles are in the works.
- Brock Yates

I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given
me the same adrenaline rush as racing.
- Valentino Rossi

I'm enjoying the money, the big house,
the cars; what ghetto kid wouldn't?
- O. J. Simpson

I don't live on a hill.
I live down under a hill, in the bottom and I've got a lot of cars,
yeah.
- Hasil Adkins

From cutting back on state contracts to reducing the number of state cars,
We're making state government smaller,
smarter, more efficient, and more accountable.
- Jim Doyle

See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life
crisis is buy a fast car,
aren't you? Well, I've always had fast cars.
It's not that.
It's the fear that you're past your best.
It's the fear that the stuff you've done in the past is your best work.
- Robbie Coltrane

The only difference between the Bel Air of the '90s
and the Bel Air of my childhood is that now the nannies
are Latina instead of British,
and the cars European instead of American.
- Lorna Luft

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars.
I don't need a TV audience.
Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.
- Mark Roberts

I guess everybody saw it.
It's a deal where I'd been racing cars a long time
and I knew going around the track the fender was on the tire hard.
- Sterling Marlin

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
- Erma Bombeck

It pisses me off, people are idiots,
but what are you going to do? The world is full of idiots.
That's why we'll never have flying cars.
People don't know how to drive.
- Dustin Diamond

Long after the bomb falls and you and your good deeds are gone,
cockroaches will still be here, prowling the streets like armored cars.
- Tama Janowitz

I've always had an inquisitive mind about everything
from flowers to television sets to motor cars.
Always pulled them apart - couldn't put 'em back,
but always extremely interested in how things work.
- Craig Johnston


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