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I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old.
by Isla Fisher

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old.
He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
- Isla Fisher

Related topics: Birthday

All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings.
When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings,
and now I realize that's not cool anymore.
- Isla Fisher

When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows,"
people just stare at you blankly and say "Hey,
I got those with the system, for free."
- Linus Torvalds

I would like you all to give me a round of applause
as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.
- Matthew Perry

 

The dissolution of the Party - we will not let such a tremendous,
big, and glorious party be so easily crashed:
this would then be the moment,
when we would begin to fight on all fronts.
- Otto Bauer

My wife had taken off on a plane.
Two airplanes had crashed into the World Trade Center.
I, of course, like any other person,
felt potentially devastated,
panicky a little bit.
- Ted Olson

The first plane ride was in a homemade glider my buddy and I built.
Unfortunately we didn't get more than four feet off the ground,
because it crashed.
- Alan Shepard

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I've crashed my car three times.
- Billy Joel

You can crash on one set of rocks or the other set of rocks,
and they crashed on the other set of rocks,
which was probably being too little to be commercially viable.
- David Talbot

I still feel like I've crashed the party.
- Renee Zellweger

When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got
on the television and didn't just talk about the princes of greed.
He said, 'Look, here's what happened.'
- Joe Biden

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time.
Cavemen crashed them.
You go to meet girls.
It makes sense.
- Christopher Walken

The town caught fire in several places,
shells crashed and burst, and solid shot rained like hail.
- James Longstreet

I was coming back from Tel Aviv recently,
and we had forty minutes of bumps.
I got so scared I grabbed a paper and pen and put them in my pocket,
just in case we crashed and I needed to write a letter from wherever we landed.
- Daniela Pestova

I stopped and gazed on the little dull man who was
being paid to be a teacher of teachers.
I turned and walked to the door, slammed it closed with a bang,
and broken glass crashed to the floor.
There was uproar behind me in the class,
which did not interest me at all.
- Burl Ives

An interesting thing happened in 1989,
right as I was graduating: the stock market crashed
and really changed the landscape of the art world in New York.
It made the kind of work I was doing interesting to
galleries that wouldn't have normally been interested in it.
- Matthew Barney

I've never crashed a wedding.
When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties.
Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit,
and you have to have information in case someone catches you.
You have to know at least some names and something.
- Christopher Walken

My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Rita Rudner

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck

Most of my stuff before CSI was kind of the jerk boyfriend,
so I thought this was one of those deals,
where these two have a thing going on,
so we had a scene where they make out.
- George Eads

My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a
better kisser than me and I have to admit,
he is pretty good.
- Dwight York

In college, my big money memory was saving up to buy a car with my boyfriend,
whom I lived with.
- Christie Hefner

I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending
more time alone than I'd like.
- Lucinda Williams

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.
Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
- Lucy Liu

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive.
My boyfriend lives forty miles away.
- Phyllis Diller

You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male,
and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months...
and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend.
- Caprice Bourret

Sometimes my boyfriend would write the lyrics and I would write the melody,
and other times I would start from scratch.
Or sometimes I would take a local poem and put that to music.
- Carly Simon

I don't have a boyfriend right now.
I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.
- Anna Nicole Smith

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things.
So, first I bought this car.
And then he told me I oughta get a house.
'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'
- Julia Roberts

I love photography.
My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.
- Sarah Sutton

I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman
wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.
- Calvin Klein

Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting -
a very personal one.
I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me.
Except diamonds.
That's the exception to the rule.
- Minnie Driver

Almost everything in 'A Day With Wilbur Robinson' has some basis in truth.
And yes, my sister did pay me to feed her grapes while
she talked to her boyfriend on the phone.
- William Joyce

I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend.
I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.
- Taylor Swift

I suspect people always thought I had a boyfriend,
so nobody came after me.
- Ziyi Zhang

Sex does not exist for me at all.
I haven't had a boyfriend for a long time.
There were only three or four in my life up until now anyway.
- Kim Wilde

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself
more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
- Alicia Silverstone

A true heiress is never mean to anyone -
except a girl who steals your boyfriend.
- Paris Hilton

Otherwise, I spend a lot of time at my boyfriend's home in the country,
in New Jersey.
- Eva Herzigova

I didn't get married.
I do have a boyfriend.
We live together.
- Melissa Joan Hart

Golf is my boyfriend right now.
- Karrie Webb

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex -
ever.
Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
- Margaret Cho

I definitely have a family.
I have a boyfriend who has kids, and we do normal things every day,
like get up and go to school.
Eat breakfast, lunch and dinner.
- Tina Yothers

I love being with my family, my friends,
and my boyfriend.
- Monica Keena

West Hollywood is predominantly gay,
so every man that came into the grocery store was shopping for his boyfriend.
- Jeri Ryan

The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well
because we truly are friends.
But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend
and I go home to a magazine.
- David Schwimmer

I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to
see a film starring another boyfriend.
- Shelley Duvall

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American,
courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend.
- Katharine Hepburn

I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school.
- Marguerite Moreau

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah,
my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.
- Cynthia Payne

Right now I'm pretty single...
My career is my boyfriend.
- Christina Aguilera

I am severely distracted these days.
It's hard to sit in front of the computer,
uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful
boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
- April Winchell

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend.
Look at him as a friend, too.
- Vanessa Hudgens

The guys in my band are great-we watch movies,
we eat pizza, take walks, read books.
Everybody has a really great sense of humor.
And my boyfriend comes and visits me on the road.
- Lisa Loeb

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy.
But without the brother thing.
- Patricia Velasquez

I'm working on just finding a boyfriend right now.
- Kylie Bax

My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian.
- Paulina Porizkova

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that.
Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend.
And I kiss them all.
- Anna Kournikova

It's a job - someone's gotta kiss Jennifer Aniston.
The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well
because we truly are friends.
But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend
and I go home to a magazine.
- David Schwimmer

I think it helps a lot when they tell people that Teri Hatcher likes you.
If you're Teri Hatcher's boyfriend, suddenly you're hunky I guess.
I've spent 40 years being average and now I'm Teri
hatcher's boyfriend and here we are.
I've been really fortunate.
- James Denton

I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material.
If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him,
then that's boyfriend material for me.
Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station.
I've had some really good times at gas stations.
- Alyson Hannigan

I love singing - singing is what I'm famous for doing.
Now it's turned into things I am famous for doing -
like having rows with my mum or about my boyfriend,
so it does get irritating.
- Charlotte Church

As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up,
so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about.
Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that.
- Dick Dale

My boyfriend's idea of a lesson was to take me on a
black diamond run in the middle of a hail storm and say,
'Go!' Ski patrol had to escort me to another lift to
get me down the mountain.
No, that wasn't humiliating, not at all.
- Claudia Black

It's a mood record.
Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps
depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend
and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him
you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself "God I'm in love."
- Willa Ford

You come on as a guest.
You don't get the girl anymore.
But that is our lives.
You start off as the boyfriend, then you are the lover,
then you are the husband, then you are the father,
and then you are the grandfather.
- Albert Finney

You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers...
it is very strange.
I had this one guy that e-mailed me off my site,
and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend.
He then came to my house in London, I do not know how he found it.
- Caprice Bourret

I get a lot of mail from men who really identify with Stuart,
you know, Sparrow's boyfriend.
I love that.
Even though I used to say I wanted men to read the
strip even though there weren't any men in it,
so they'd be forced to identify with the women.
- Alison Bechdel

I have this home in New York, I have a long-term relationship with my boyfriend,
who's from Australia, and I had this business that I had maintain.
Even though I wasn't actively shooting,
there's a lot of peripheral work.
- Claire Danes


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