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Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody. ...
by Abe Lemons

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
- Abe Lemons

One day of practice is like one day of clean living.
It doesn't do you any good.
- Abe Lemons

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet,
and put the darn ball in the basket.
- Abe Lemons

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot.
Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
- Abe Lemons

 

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
- Abe Lemons

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
- Abe Lemons

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last
in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
- Abe Lemons

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It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
- Abe Lemons

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
- Abe Lemons

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.
- David Farragut

There are three types of lies -
lies, damn lies, and statistics.
- Benjamin Disraeli

I hate facts.
I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions -
adding that no general proposition is worth a damn.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day;
wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
- Elbert Hubbard

I don't want to be Babe Ruth.
He was a great ballplayer.
I'm not trying to replace him.
The record is there and damn right I want to break it,
but that isn't replacing Babe Ruth.
- Roger Maris

There's no damn business like show business -
you have to smile to keep from throwing up.
- Billie Holiday

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles,
I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.
- Jason Biggs

Though by whim, envy, or resentment led,
they damn those authors whom they never read.
- Charles Churchill

A damn independent boy; independent as a hog on ice.
- Sam Rayburn

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best,
but I'm damn gouda.
- Ryan Stiles

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money,
and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers,
that's for damn sure.
- Jon Bon Jovi

Just write about what bites you and damn the rest.
- Jonathan Carroll

People don't seem to understand that it's a damn war out there.
- Jimmy Connors

Maybe I'm not a great man but I damn well want to break the record.
- Roger Maris

No one's gonna give a damn in July if you lost a game in March.
- Earl Weaver

It was a fine cast and lots of fun to make,
but they did the damn thing on the cheap.
The backdrops had holes in them, and it was shot on the worst film stock.
- Howard Keel

It's not true that life is one damn thing after another;
it's one damn thing over and over.
- Edna St.
Vincent Millay

Well, if you find a note tonight that sounds good,
play the same damn note every night!
- Count Basie

I will interview bigwigs if I get the chance,
but you are seldom surprised by people in power -
you've got to get awfully damn close to get anything new.
- Joe Sacco

We ought to be beating our chests every day.
We ought to look in the mirror, stick out our chests,
suck in our bellies, and say, 'Damn,
we're Americans,' and smile.
- Jay Garner

But I always wound up being the damn John,
when I wanted to be the Paul.
- Courtney Love

You don't have to tell anybody a damn thing you don't want to.
- Mink Stole

Once women are not excluded, I don't think any of us
will give a damn what pronouns are used.
That wasn't the point.
- Holly Near

Making the best of things is...
a damn poor way of dealing with them.
My whole life has been a series of escapes from that quicksand.
- Rose Wilder Lane

I'm so gullible.
I'm so damn gullible.
And I am so sick of me being gullible.
- Lana Turner

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen,
she's twelve.
If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six,
she's damn near fourty.
- Chris Rock

When I split an infinitive, God damn it,
I split it so it will stay split.
- Raymond Chandler

When I get my hands on painting materials I don't give
a damn about other people's painting...
every generation must start again afresh.
- Maurice de Vlaminck

The average user doesn't give a damn what happens,
as long as (1) it works and (2) it's fast.
- Daniel J. Bernstein

Oscar Wilde said the rich and the poor are equal -
they can both sleep under the bridge.
Right? Do they have a right? You're damn right they have a right!
- Al Lewis

Damn everything but the circus.
- Corita Kent

If an ad campaign is built around a weak idea -
or as is so often the case,
no idea at all - I don't give a damn how good the execution is,
it's going to fail.
- Morris Hite

You go out with a girl you used to date,
she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say,
Boy, now I remember.
I know why I left!
- Arsenio Hall

If a girl looks swell when she meets you,
who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.
- J. D. Salinger

Ninety percent of video game AI really is pretty damn bad.
I think that's actually why it's so much fun to shoot things.
Because the AI is so bad and the characters are so annoying.
- Matthew Perry

My dear, I don't give a damn.
- Margaret Mitchell

It's those damn critics again.
- Irwin Shaw

When I was 20, I didn't give a damn about song construction.
I just wanted to make as much noise and play as fast and as loud as possible.
- Ritchie Blackmore

You have to be damn certain you're putting something better in its place.
- Jonathan Dimbleby

I don't know what they'll say when I die.
I don't give a damn, but they'll probably cry.
- Marcel Carne

I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm damn well gonna do it!
- Geri Halliwell

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable
right to make a damn fool of himself.
- John Ciardi

Damn the sword!
When Virginia wanted a sword, I gave her one.
Now she sends me a toy!
I require bread!
- George Rogers Clark

I love dogs.
They live in the moment and don't care about anything
except affection and food.
They're loyal and happy.
Humans are just too damn complicated.
- David Duchovny

If he wants to blow his head off, let him.
I don't give a damn about Jim Bakker.
- Jessica Hahn

The mystery of that damn virus has been generated by
the $2 billion a year they spend on it.
- Kary Mullis

I didn't know a damn thing about style.
- Michael Bergin

There are two golden rules for an orchestra:
start together and finish together.
The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between.
- Thomas Beecham

The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light,
temperature, humidity, and nutrition,
the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
- Larry Wall

Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike.
Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting!
- Lee Remick

I've met them down in the Cost and Accounting Department,
clean-shaven and in white collars.
They can't see a damn thing ridiculous about themselves...
only about you.
- Jean Shepherd

I mean people up here aren't stupid,
I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement
at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.
- Doug Ose

There was a while when I was feeling like,
'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go through all this'.
- Eminem

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even
common jokes as part of what I'm doing.
I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.
- David Antin

I'm much too young to feel this damn old.
- Garth Brooks

Everybody thinks I'm at death's door,
but I'm not.
There's nothing seriously wrong with me,
and my heart is in 100 percent working order.
Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!
- Bobby Darin

I touched Roger's bat and held it to my heart.
My bat will lie next to his.
I'm damn proud of that.
- Mark McGwire

I have always hated that damn James Bond.
I'd like to kill him.
- Sean Connery

I am damn good.
I am doing all this for Egypt and nothing else.
I reject 70 per cent of media interviews while these
people who accuse me are running after them.
- Zahi Hawass

I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irascible.
- Ezra Pound


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