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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. ...
by Wendy Leibman

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
- Wendy Leibman

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them...
Well, it's killing me!
- Wendy Leibman

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice.
For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
- Wendy Leibman

A doctor can bury his mistakes
but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

 

My doctor gave me six months to live,
but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
- Walter Matthau

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people
come from their intelligence.
They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.
- Marcel Proust

Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor.
It cannot be created.
- Peter Shaffer

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed
that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- Rita Rudner

Time is generally the best doctor.
- Ovid

Music's not like becoming a doctor, who can walk into
a community and find people who need him.
- Charlie Byrd

The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease.
What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
- Ashley Montagu

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping
of females begins when the doctor says:
It's a girl.
- Shirley Chisholm

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his
40s shouldn't play tennis.
I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait
until I reached 50 to start again.
- Hugo Black

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis,
and I said compared to who?
- Jay London

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Erma Bombeck

One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview
with a doctor than from any human experience.
- Alice James

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize
that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
- Norman Cousins

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation,
he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
- Henny Youngman

I regret to this day that I never went to college.
I feel I should have been a doctor.
- Ty Cobb

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.
Unless there are three other people.
- Orson Welles

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
- Hippocrates

The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
- Denis Diderot

I was obsessed with romance.
When I was in high school, I saw 'Doctor Zhivago' every
day from the day it opened until the day it left the theater.
- John Hughes

I've got to go.
That's one of the penalties of being a doctor.
I never seem to finish a conversation.
- Robert M. Fresco

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately.
Ring the nearest golf course.
- Groucho Marx

Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close
minded than regular people.
- Alex Chiu

I have a very low threshold of death.
My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.
- the Woody Allen movie Casino Royale

A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances
must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically
necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.
- Barbara Mikulski

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office
and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight
more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
- Nicolas Cage

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind;
the lawyer all the wickedness,
the theologian all the stupidity.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet,
so he gave me pep pills.
Know what happened? I ate faster.
- Joe E. Lewis

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed;
to kindness,
to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
- Marcel Proust

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription,
but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
- Earl Wilson

Medical liability reform is not a Republican or Democrat
issue or even a doctor versus lawyer issue.
It is a patient issue.
- John Ensign

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down -
at least he did until he dropped dead.
- Cesar Romero

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- Rodney Dangerfield

When a man goes through six years training to be a
doctor he will never be the same.
He knows too much.
- Enid Bagnold

We approach people the same way we approach our cars.
We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask,
What's wrong with him, how much will it cost,
and when can I pick him up?
- James Hillman

Hospice means end-of-life care.
The admission ticket is a diagnosis from a doctor that
you have six months or less to live.
- Eleanor Clift

All my Doctor's said I should become a model.
- Niki Taylor

I wanted to do everything.
I wanted to be a pilot.
I wanted to be a secret agent.
I wanted to be a fireman and a doctor,
all that.
So I related that through movies and stuff.
- Josh Holloway

The doctor who applied a stethoscope to my heart was not satisfied.
I was told to get my papers with the clerk in the outer hall.
I was medically rejected.
- C. S. Forester

To wait for hours to buy a train ticket or to see a
doctor is accepted as a normal way of doing things.
Privacy is not a great preoccupation,
and this is a very crowded country.
- Nancy Travis

Well, I think that there is a connection between being
a lawyer and a doctor and an actor.
They kind of, in some ways, have the same appeal,
I suppose.
- Jeffrey Jones

I like that totally mixed up kind of eclectic group
of personal props and bits of costume and I think the
fun of doing that is where I was very lucky with Doctor Who.
- Lalla Ward

A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says,
'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says:
'Okay -
you're ugly as well.'
- Tommy Cooper

In addition to having a good partnership with a good doctor,
you have to do some of the work yourself.
Go online, read about it, and find out what you can tolerate.
- Teri Garr

My doctor felt that the main contributing factor was
so many years of malnutrition,
especially during my formative years,
even before I got into modeling.
- Carre Otis

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week.
If you cannot console yourself to this,
get out of the profession.
- Martin H. Fischer

Presenting statues of honor to reporters for covering
an earthquake is like presenting a first prize to a
doctor for performing surgery.
- Phil Donahue

I was well aware of the fact that once you appeared
in Doctor Who as something else,
you were ruled out for the part of the Doctor:
that was a kind of well known thing in the business.
- Colin Baker

Trust:
Perhaps you trust your doctor,
your lawyer, your boss - perhaps not.
Perhaps you trust in a "Higher Power" - perhaps you don't.
Trust is something that we become aware of in unusual situations,
such as a once-in-a-lifetime ride on a zip-line,
but most of the time, we become oblivious
to the trust we have, or don't have.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that
I am coughing very badly,
as I have been practising all night.
- John Philpot Curran

I was involved in music, acting, and some running,
but my firm wish was to become a doctor.
That was the formative age when I had decided on the pattern of my career.
- Roger Bannister

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last
in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
- Abe Lemons

Part of the redesign of FEMA is that they have so many people on standby,
whether it is a retired nurse or a doctor who will
take time off to go exactly where they are needed.
- Ginny B. Waite

Whether you're a newspaper journalist,
a lawyer, a doctor.
You have to organize your thoughts.
- Frederick Wiseman

My parents told me I would become a doctor and then
in my spare time I would become a concert pianist.
So, both my day job and my spare time were sort of taken care of.
- Amy Tan

My mother raised three children on her own and my dad
was a doctor working 16 hours a day.
- Christopher Meloni

My doctor told me I would never walk again.
My mother told me I would.
I believed my mother.
- Wilma Rudolph

Patients would come in and say, Well,
my baby is going to have a cleft palate.
I'm going like, that's not a reason.
And the doctor would do the abortion.
- Norma McCorvey

My father wanted me to be a pharmacist like himself.
He had been a doctor, but he no longer believed in medicine;
so he became a pharmacist,
but he believed in that hardly more.
- Claude Chabrol

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not
examining me is home studying medicine.
- George S. Kaufman

By the time we went to Doctor Simon I think Barney
had been totally disabled for at least six months.
- Betty Hill

My job is writing.
I get paid to do it.
When was the last time you heard someone challenge
a doctor for making money off of cancer?
- Joyce Maynard

The Pawnee chief had left the village the day after the doctor arrived,
with 50 or 60 horses and many people,
and had taken his course to the north of our route.
- Zebulon Pike

Originally the film opened with Ryan in the doctor's office,
being told his wife is dying.
Then we see him walking the streets,
and the story is told in flashback.
- Arthur Hiller

Myself when young did eagerly frequent doctor and saint,
and heard great argument about it and about:
but evermore came out by the same door as in I went.
- Omar Khayyam

For many Americans, including many who are employed,
going to the doctor when they fall ill or become injured
may not be an option because of the absence of health insurance.
- Ben Nelson

What doctor does not need platform heels and dark black
eyeliner to treat their patients?
- Sarah Chalke


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