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The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes.
by Jeff Foxworthy

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes.
He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
- Jeff Foxworthy

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning
and watches the Discovery Channel.
I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first,
friends and family second and you third,
we won't ever have an argument.
- Jeff Foxworthy

That's the great thing about a tractor.
You can't really hear the phone ring.
- Jeff Foxworthy

 

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -
you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure
you're not going to like it.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it,
it takes another two or three hours a day.
I don't want to give two or three more hours away.
- Jeff Foxworthy

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I know if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
- Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if...
you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip,
and they don't want to be hip.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I had to perform at the White House for the president,
That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
- Jeff Foxworthy

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they
all say Kool Whip on the side,
you might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at
it they would have to check me for ticks at the end
of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I really don't require a whole lot in life.
- Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if...
the blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.
- Jeff Foxworthy

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say,
Not interested.
I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.
- Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a redneck if...
your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
- Jeff Foxworthy

If your neighbors think you're a detective because
a cop always brings you home,
you might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...
but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Find something in life that you love doing.
If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus,
and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
- Jeff Foxworthy

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road.
We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of
experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
- Jeff Foxworthy

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly
you're not 'professional' any more.
- Jeff Foxworthy

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without,
you just might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

There's no down time any more.
- Jeff Foxworthy

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job.
But if you ever get sucked into doing it,
drop them off at the wrong house.
- Jeff Foxworthy

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought
Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Little girls love dolls.
They just don't love doll clothes.
We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them
got a stitch of clothes on.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies
unraveling and relationships unraveling.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St.
Bernard coming in through the cat door.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country,
and 90 percent of the people are good folks.
The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
- Jeff Foxworthy

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I know God is real.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I have never been jealous.
Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent,
they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.
- Jeff Foxworthy

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.
- Jeff Foxworthy

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.
- Jeff Foxworthy

If you've ever made change in the offering plate,
you might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
- Jeff Foxworthy

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television,
you might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
- Jeff Foxworthy

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile,
I think something snaps in your brain.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to
get someone else to verify it?
- Jeff Foxworthy

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest,
craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world,
all you have to do is go to a state fair.
Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going,
'you know, we're alright.
We are dang near royalty.'
- Jeff Foxworthy

I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine
weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14.
I've got four more summers with her.
I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie.
- Jeff Foxworthy

My wife is so analytical with raising kids,
and I am not.
My feeling is if they turn out good,
then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it.
If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

A few minutes ago every tree was excited,
bowing to the roaring storm,
waving, swirling, tossing their branches
in glorious enthusiasm like worship.
But though to the outer ear these trees
are now silent, their songs never cease.
- John Muir

One person can take papers, photograph them without getting excited,
return them, and give them away without any scruples;
while someone else has to overcome an enormous obstacle.
- Markus Wolf

I'd just gotten into Los Angeles from Texas,
where I live, and the phone rang and it was the guy
calling about the Willie Nelson video.
I was totally excited about it.
- Corin Nemec

Technological things, that Germans and Japanese would get real excited about.
- John Badham

I'm excited about it, thrilled with the success thus far.
- Vince McMahon

I know there are going to be big challenges financially,
but I'm excited artistically.
I think that if the experience is better artistically,
then we have more hope in the future.
- Karen Kain

We were excited to win, staying undefeated is just the icing.
- Steve Nash

People come to the theatre to be excited and uplifted -
I want to inspire my audience.
- Edward Hall

The hoopla, the applause, the praises have never excited me.
- Martin Yan

I've been amazed that it's so popular with people.
But it's been fantastic.
People are very excited when I walk into a place and
they recognize me from the series.
- Victor Garber

You're just so excited that you have this record deal
or this movie opportunity that you don't stand up for yourself and say,
This is what I want to do.
- Solange Knowles

I don't like to think that maybe I'm just getting old.
I'm not too excited about watching a huge explosion.
I'm more interested in people and characters.
- Norman Jewison

I'm very excited to be chosen by Portland.
It's definitely a dream come true to be playing in the WNBA.
- Jackie Stiles

I'm excited and encouraged to see people getting involved
with their public lands and forests.
We really need the public's help to repair these heavily used recreation sites.
- Robert Towne

I did have an offer to direct one of the Alien movies
but I wasn't too excited about all the effects work.
- Walter Hill

I got married, other people went off.
We had sort of another public-we were our entire readership for many years,
and we were very excited by each other.
- Kenneth Koch

There is such amazing talent at Disney.
My job is 100% creative, and I am very excited to creatively lead them.
- John Lasseter

I still get excited about meeting celebrities,
because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.
- Allan Carr

It's a Fox thing, the bad-boy image.
They're trying to type me out.
There are worse things in life, you know.
I'm just really excited about the opportunity.
- Ben McKenzie

I didn't get to see Predator until halfway through shooting.
It was great to get an education while I was shooting
because it made me excited to be part of this legacy.
- Sanaa Lathan

I feel sorry for the person who can't get genuinely excited about his work.
Not only will he never be satisfied,
but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.
- Walter Chrysler

I find it hard to get excited by just a sound.
I have to have a song there, then I'll find what used
I can make of that sound within the song.
- Christine McVie

Regardless, we are a two career household,
and it's Dario's season, and I'm really excited about going racing.
- Ashley Judd

I am very excited to be here in Wales and look forward
to putting on the Cardiff Blues shirt.
- Jonah Lomu


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