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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. ...
by Animal House

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

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The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.
- Jack LaLanne

I don't mind that I'm fat.
You still get the same money.
- Marlon Brando

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift,
run, diet and work.
- Hank Stram

 

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein

A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck

I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous

Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods -
these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving
them raw materials for building body fat.
- Neal Barnard

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
- Joan Rivers

I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield

It's not about weight, it's about fitness,
and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat,
because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
- Deborah Bull

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
- George Herbert

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar.
Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat,
milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
- Gene Tunney

The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with
before joining the 'Experience and it was put together
as a song writing situation.
- Noel Redding

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per
cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
- Richard Krajicek

You gotta keep the ball off the fat part of the bat.
- Satchel Paige

Muscle and water is critical in burning fat.
- Lee Haney

I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life.
- Sean Astin

Their diet is basically boiled vegetables,
fish and rice.
No fat, no sugar.
You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
- Arsene Wenger

Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to
give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how fat I was.
- Stevie Nicks

You're either too fat or too thin.
You just can't win.
- Natalie Imbruglia

I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist;
the way fat people never really think they're fat.
I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all.
- Morton Feldman

I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii.
- Robert Kiyosaki

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
- Jackie Gleason

Well, for Blow I had to age from 20 to 60,
starting out in shape and then later putting on fat pads.
- Ray Liotta

It's okay to be a fat man.
It's prestige and power and all of that.
But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.
- Camryn Manheim

There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up.
But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.
- Joe Mantegna

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought,
Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
- Kirstie Alley

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,'
'round' and 'large.' I thought,
'Come on, we're fat.'
- Kirstie Alley

An artist should remain true.
Otherwise his talent, like his stomach,
grows fat and stuffy.
- Norman Reilly Raine

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health,
slow your mind, make you fat - in other words,
turn you into an adult.
- P. J. O'Rourke

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson.
Without them, I'm fat and 60.
- Jack Nicholson

In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo,
and I always will be.
- Gloria Steinem

I had to gain weight until I looked like a seal so
I could compete with the real whores who played the other roles.
I was fat as a barrel.
- Victoria Abril

A man does not automatically become a public figure
because he happens to build an empire out of chicken fat.
- James Pinckney Miller

I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner,
with my big fat face.
- Jason Bateman

As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting,
big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face.
- Edith Piaf

Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy,
what will people think of me?' But they were converted and sometimes surprised.
- Daniel Pinkwater

There are no golden geese.
There are only fat geese eating the food that could
nourish more athletic opportunities for women.
- Donna A. Lopiano

I like fat people more then I like thin people,
things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
- Lloyd Kaufman

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
- Walt Whitman

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
- Kirstie Alley

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes,
skinny in places, fat in others.
An average gal.
- Uma Thurman

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain.
And they look fat and gross.
- Pamela Anderson

I'm more hungry now than I was 11 years ago.
Which is great because I see a lot of artists that
have been out for a long period of time.
They get kind of fat.
- Lenny Kravitz

They call it The New Avengers but it's really the old
Avengers with new people except for me,
looking rather fat and rather old.
- Patrick Macnee

It is impossible for our working people to maintain
their full strength if they do not succeed in obtaining
a sufficient supply of fat,
allotted to them on a proper basis.
- Paul von Hindenburg

I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating.
So I had to take full responsibility for it.
- Kirstie Alley

Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.
- Peter Boyle

We feel it's unacceptable to be fat,
when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.
- Katherine Whitehorn

No fashion has ever been created expressly for the
lean purse or for the fat woman:
the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.
- Katherine Fullerton Gerould

If you want to ask about my drug problem,
go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter,
she'll answer any questions you have about it.
- Courtney Love

These are the people who do studies that your carry-out
Chinese meals are saturated in fat.
I'd just like to meet them!
I mean, what do they do for pleasure?
- Robert M. Parker, Jr.

That's what the gas is about, that's what the bloating
is about and that's what the fat storage is about.
- Suzanne Somers

About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck.
My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string
next to the one I'm fretting.
- Terry Kath

Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat,
everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in.
- Vincent D'Onofrio

My organs are too powerful...
I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly.
- Robert Baldwin

Because muscle is heavier than fat, dancers weigh more than you might think,
but they are usually very lean.
- Deborah Bull

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing
outlet for songs and that.
- Noel Redding

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've
changed your life by saying,
'Farewell to Fat'.
- Richard Simmons

He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit,
my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said,
'You mean you don't have one on?'
- Joe Viterelli

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't.
And it's just not - there is no equality there.
- Connie Chung

I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people.
- Camryn Manheim

The role of a do-gooder is not what actors call a fat part.
- Margaret Halsey

If you want to look young and thin hang around old fat people.
- Jim Eason


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