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It's funny, but when there are dominant teams,
by Al Michaels

It's funny, but when there are dominant teams,
there are a number of people who rail about the fact
that they're always seeing the Dallas Cowboys or the
San Francisco 49ers or the Green Bay either in the
playoffs or in the Super Bowl.
- Al Michaels

If there are dominant teams, people enjoy discussing
whether that's good or bad for the game,
and if there aren't any dominant teams,
then people enjoy discussing that.
- Al Michaels

Nobody wants to see teams out of contention showcased in December and January.
I'm sure this is something that will be discussed again this off-season.
- Al Michaels

I still believe Emmitt has enough left in the tank
to be a productive back over the next couple of seasons.
- Al Michaels

 

Condoleezza Rice, the national security adviser,
is right there...
she's in town because her father was at Johnson Smith College...
and she was delivering a speech there.
- Al Michaels

But we're not supposed to talk anything besides football.
- Al Michaels

The Miami Dolphins have to be taken seriously.
Here's a team that seems to be jelling.
- Al Michaels

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Any time a running back reaches the age of 31 or 32,
he has to lose a step.
No one is a freak of nature.
No one is going to be able to take the pounding a running
back has to take over a 10-
or 12-year career and not lose a step.
- Al Michaels

Living here in southern California, I'll miss hearing
Rocky Top for an entire week at the end of December.
I was actually looking forward to it.
Tennessee has a better fight song than Nebraska.
- Al Michaels

Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw

Laugh Loud - Laugh Often
Laugh At What's Funny - Laugh At What's Sad
Laugh At Me - Laugh At You - Laugh At Life
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,
laugh loud - laugh often,
laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-
if we agree with him.
- Mark Twain

You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain

When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)

When you think you're out of time,
smile, and turn back the clock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein

A person with a new idea is
a crank until the idea succeeds.
- Mark Twain

Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
- Whoopi Goldberg

An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999)

One day Alice came to a fork in the road
and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
His responses was a question: "Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
- Lewis Carroll

Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain

Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid

Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity,
but in being uninteresting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West

Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts cartoon

Nine-tenths of the people were created
so you would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole

Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man
take which course he will,
he will be sure to repent.
- Socrates

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
and that's what parents were created for.
- Ogden Nash

I do not fear death.
I had been dead for billions and billions
of years before I was born,
and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
- Mark Twain

Love is an endless mystery,
for it has nothing else to explain it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

I love deadlines.
I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
- Douglas Adams

I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe,
just so you're sincere.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Go Fly A Kite, Charlie Brown

I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.
- Winston Churchill

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx

Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin

When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor

You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous

Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
- Charles M. Schulz

Today is my day to laugh at life.
Laugh loud - laugh often.
Laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad.
Laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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