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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
by George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

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Too bad all the people who know how to run this country
are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
- George Burns

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
- George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns

 

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something
you love than to be a success at something you hate.
- George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
- George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
- George Burns

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How can I die? I'm booked.
- George Burns

I'm very pleased to be here.
Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
- George Burns

The most important thing in acting is honesty.
If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- George Burns

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your
shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
- George Burns

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.
- George Burns

It's good to be here.
At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
- George Burns

This is the sixth book I've written,
which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
- George Burns

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity,
I would have to say it is avoiding worry,
stress and tension.
And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
- George Burns

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
- George Burns

Acting is all about honesty.
If you can fake that, you've got it made.
- George Burns

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
- George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
- George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going
to spend the rest of my life.
- George Burns

At my age flowers scare me.
- George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day.
At my age I have to hold on to something.
- George Burns

Be quick to learn and wise to know.
- George Burns

First you forget names, then you forget faces.
Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally,
you forget to pull it down.
- George Burns

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal,
a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman;
it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
- George Burns

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a
success at something I hate.
- George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous.
When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
- George Burns

If it's a good script I'll do it.
And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough,
I'll do it.
- George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending,
then having the two as close together as possible.
- George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down.
But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
- George Burns

It takes only one drink to get me drunk.
The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
- George Burns

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
- George Burns

I don't believe in dying.
It's been done.
I'm working on a new exit.
Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
- George Burns

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
- George Burns

How beautifully leaves grow old.
How full of light and color are their last days.
- George Burns

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that,
you've got it made.
- George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made.
Very few people die past that age.
- George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
- George Burns

Happiness depends upon ourselves.
- Aristotle

The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

You don't have the power to make life "fair,"
but you do have the power to make life joyful.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile,
but sometimes your smile
can be the source of your joy.
- Thich Nhat Hanh

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

Joy is a choice - but it isn't an easy choice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Happiness walks on busy feet.
- Kitte Turmell

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- The Buddha

Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous

Happiness cannot thrive within the prison of obligation
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We all live with the objective of being happy;
our lives are all different and yet the same.
- Anne Frank

When one door closes, another opens.
But often we look so long, so regretfully,
upon the closed door,
that we fail to see the one that is opened for us.
- Helen Keller

If you want to be happy, be.
- Leo Tolstoy

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie

The human race has one really effective weapon,
and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain

May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
- Irish Blessing

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Simple living is the way to happy living.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best cure for our own self-inflicted suffering
is often service to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where fear is, happiness is not.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Happiness is not the absence of problems,
but the willingness to deal with them joyfully.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your greatest gift to others is to be happy
and to radiate your happiness to the entire world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Forgiving is not a gift to someone else.
Forgiving is your gift to yourself -
a great gift - the gift of happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Celebrate! Celebration is an expression of Gratitude.
Gratitude is like the prayer, while
Celebration is the hymn and sacred dance.
Celebration is its own road to happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are
something to do,
something to love,
and something to hope for.
- Joseph Addison

Darkness is not a force -
it is merely the absence of light.
Observe that when a light
is brought to a dark place,
the darkness disappears.
Sadness is similar -
when joy is brought to suffering,
the sadness disappears.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Forgiveness is the key to happiness.
- A Course In Miracles

There is only one happiness in life: to love and to be loved.
- George Sand

My greatest service to others is living happily,
and radiating happiness and joy to those around me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly.
It comes as a by-product of providing a useful service.
- Henry Ford

The path to happiness is forgiveness of everyone
and gratitude for everything.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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