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It was a hole in one contest and I had a three. ...
by Abe Lemons

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
- Abe Lemons

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last
in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
- Abe Lemons

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot.
Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
- Abe Lemons

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
- Abe Lemons

 

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
- Abe Lemons

One day of practice is like one day of clean living.
It doesn't do you any good.
- Abe Lemons

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
- Abe Lemons

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I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
- Abe Lemons

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet,
and put the darn ball in the basket.
- Abe Lemons

Smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole
for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast
and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat -
dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I Find A Magical White Bunny In Every Rabbit Hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be an Original, smile broadly, sing loudly,
paint your rooms in bold colors,
search every rabbit hole for a magical white bunny,
have caviar for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner,
wear a purple coat with a red hat, dance lightly with life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is your day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade your story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is my day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade my story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Keep Searching for the Rabbit-Hole with the Magical White Rabbit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle.
It's merely waiting to be reupholstered.
- the movie Casino Royale (1966)

Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
- John F. Kennedy

In my third novel there is an actual black hole that
swallows everything you love.
- Jonathan Lethem

I'm very happy at home.
I love to just hang out with my daughter,
I love to work in my garden.
I'm not a gaping hole of need.
- Uma Thurman

The arms race is worse than it ever was,
the dumping of creation down a military rat hole is worse than it ever was,
the wars across the earth are worse than they ever were.
- Daniel Berrigan

This whole business feels kind of intense,
like a bad fit.
Round peg, square hole.
But whatever, I'll take it.
- Paul Giamatti

The drop of rain maketh a hole in the stone,
not by violence, but by oft falling.
- Hugh Latimer

Ports are the gaping hole in America's homeland security.
- Dianne Feinstein

Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.
- Lee Trevino

You know, it was a small, independent movie and with
Paramount becoming involved,
it was obviously a good thing, but you can't put a
round peg in a square hole.
- Ray Liotta

We found ourselves in a hole that I didn't dig,
but I have dug, dug and dug to try to get out of that hole.
- Harry Reid

That's me.
I can be me a bit at home, but I'm kind of like a square peg in a round hole.
- Mick Ralphs

I think the recovery hasn't been stronger because the
hole that was dug for President Obama by the Bush administration
was far worse than anybody could imagine,
first of all.
- Howard Dean

Whenever nature leaves a hole in a person's mind,
she generally plasters it over with a thick coat of self-conceit.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The drops of rain make a hole in the stone,
not by violence, but by oft falling.
- Lucretius

When you're in a hole, stop digging.
- Denis Healey

A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it.
- Austin O'Malley

I always feel that there are no final victories and no final defeats.
But it's true that America is in a hole right now.
There are a lot of dead fish in the water.
- John Sayles

I hole up now and then and do nothing for days but read.
- Gene Tierney

There seems to be this sense among even well-meaning
Americans that Africa is this black hole of murder
and mutilation that can never be fixed,
no matter what aid is brought in.
- Nicholas D. Kristof

In trying to scramble out of a hole,
it sometimes digs it deeper.
- Wellington Mara

My mom has this great skiing event in Jackson Hole,
Wyoming, every year for a local charity.
- Joely Fisher

You just can't keep pouring money down an endless hole
and never recoup any of it.
It's got to be a business.
- Don Bluth

I would hope that understanding and reconciliation
are not limited to the 19th hole alone.
- Gerald R. Ford

I'd managed to bite a very large hole in the side of
my tongue before they could pry my teeth apart.
By all evidence, and there's no denying it,
that thing I had on the set was a fit.
- Dick York

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole.
- Titus Maccius Plautus

A strong economy depends on a strong middle class,
but George Bush has put the middle class in a hole,
and John McCain has a plan to keep digging that hole
with George Bush's shovel.
- Rahm Emanuel

Many children work hard to please their parents,
but what I truly longed for was good times that were about us,
not about me.
That is the real hole the Dodgers filled in my life.
- Gil Hodges

A mouse does not rely on just one hole.
- Plautus

Love is a hole in the heart.
- Ben Hecht

Sometimes the world seems like a big hole.
You spend all your life shouting down it and all you
hear are echoes of some idiot yelling nonsense down a hole.
- Adam Duritz

We have one of the highest interest rates in the world,
and we owe more money per capita than any other country.
All we need is a nail hole in the bottom of the boat and we're sunk.
- Pauline Hanson

The once all-powerful ruler of Iraq was found in a hole,
and now sits in a prison cell.
- George W. Bush

The cosmos is about the smallest hole that a man can hide his head in.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

The larger meaning here is that mainstream journalists
simply cannot talk about things that the two parties agree on;
this is the black hole of American politics.
- Michael Pollan

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
- Thomas Fuller

I did have fun, for example, in The Black Hole which
was very popular among youngsters.
- Maximilian Schell

Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole.
- Samuel Richardson

You know, some people fall right through the hole in their lives.
It's invisible, but they come to it after time,
never knowing where.
- Louise Erdrich

I don't know, I just want to be happy.
I could be in a hole somewhere.
Or I could completely lose it and be some hippy living
in the woods with my dad.
- Shia LaBeouf

Wine is a peep-hole on a man.
- Alcaeus

With our first two records we backed ourselves into a hole musically.
- Daniel Johns

Soft money will find its way and seep into the political system and corrode it,
unless we plug every hole.
- Charles Schumer

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world,
which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime,
and falling in at night.
I miss you like hell.
- Edna St.
Vincent Millay

I used to say, 'There is a God-shaped hole in me.'
For a long time I stressed the absence,
the hole.
Now I find it is the shape which has become more important.
- Salman Rushdie

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure
that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men
whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.
- Fred Allen

Whoever won't fight when the President calls him,
deserves to be kicked back in his hole and kept there.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away.
He must have time to modify his shape.
- Mark Twain

Cool things happen.
Ace's guitar flies through space, goes through a hole,
and blows up.
I throw drumsticks and they come flying at you.
- Peter Criss

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
- Bertolt Brecht

A good way I know to find happiness,
is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
- Josh Billings

The mouse that hath but one hole is quickly taken.
- George Herbert

Baseball, it is said, is only a game.
True.
And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.
Not all holes, or games, are created equal.
- George Will

So I went way too in depth? I thought they wanted the hole by hole.
- Trent Dilfer

The state is out of control, the state is on a spending binge,
the state has to stop putting itself in a hole that's
getting deeper and deeper and deeper.
- Peter Ueberroth

I wonder if a soldier ever does mend a bullet hole in his coat?
- Clara Barton


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