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Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic,
by Jasper Carrott

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic,
then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
- Jasper Carrott

I am amazed at radio DJ's today.
I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron.
I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
- Jasper Carrott

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

The human race has one really effective weapon,
and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain

 

Tears and laughter cleanse the heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous

Through humor, you can soften some
of the worst blows that life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

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May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours.
- Irish Blessing

Whoever undertakes to set himself up
as a judge of Truth and Knowledge
is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
- Albert Einstein

You can turn painful situations around through laughter.
If you can find humor in anything, even poverty,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

A sense of humor... is needed armor.
Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips
is a sign that the person down deep
has a pretty good grasp of life.
- Hugh Sidey

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
- e. e. cummings

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
- Mark Twain

Laughter is the best medicine.
- Anonymous

One can never speak enough of the virtues,
the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
- Francoise Sagan

While the laughter of joy is in
full harmony with our deeper life,
the laughter of amusement
should be kept apart from it.
The danger is too great of thus learning
to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery,
and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.
- Lewis Carroll

Laughter gives us distance.
It allows us to step back from an event,
deal with it and then move on.
- Bob Newhart

Believe in the goodness of life.
Believe in the power of time to heal and to renew.
Believe in the power of forgiveness and gratitude.
Believe in the gift of rainbows and butterflies.
Believe in the laughter of children.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship,
and it is far the best ending for one.
- Oscar Wilde

Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
- Victor Hugo

May God grant you always...
A sunbeam to warm you,
a moonbeam to charm you,
a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you.
Laughter to you.
Faithful friends near you.
And whenever you pray,
Heaven to hear you.
- Irish Blessing

Laughter is day, and sobriety is night;
a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both,
more bewitching than either.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Laugh at yourself and at life.
Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity,
but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain,
cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective
that seemingly terrible defeat and worry
with laughter at your predicaments,
thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution
that is certain to come. Never take yourself too seriously.
- Og Mandino

It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time.
Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have
the power to choose either.
- Wayne Dyer

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
- Yakov Smirnoff

Our shows are packed with laughter and light-hearted
songs to lift the listener from their everyday life.
We encourage the audience to participate in any way.
- Jason Mraz

I took a lot of time off after Mobsters and although
I did something I had never done before,
which was to direct a play, The Laughter Epidemic,
it felt like a vacation.
- Christian Slater

Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.
- Agnes Repplier

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter,
that's my reward.
- Victor Borge

I believe in things that move people,
if the audience isn't deeply caught up and moved to
either laughter or tears then I don't think it is theater.
- Estelle Parsons

I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have
been shown by many the value of it in so many lives,
in so many ways.
- Lucille Ball

Laughter, and the broader category of humor,
are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss.
- Allen Klein

A day without laughter is a day wasted.
- Charlie Chaplin

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
- Charlie Chaplin

Laughter is nothing else but sudden glory arising from
some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves,
by comparison with the infirmity of others,
or with our own formerly.
- Thomas Hobbes

Laughter is one of the very privileges of reason,
being confined to the human species.
- Thomas Carlyle

What the real world of 1941 needed most was the release
and relief provided by laughter.
- Joseph Barbera

We will miss George for his sense of love,
his sense of music and his sense of laughter.
- Ringo Starr

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting,
and there is no jovial companionship equal to that
where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
- Washington Irving

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations,
give or take a dentist.
- Joseph Heller

If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished
from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
He has a heart capable of mirth, and naturally disposed to it.
- Joseph Addison

Laughter is inner jogging.
- Norman Cousins

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that
we can all live happily ever laughter.
- Yakov Smirnoff

Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.
- Max Beerbohm

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.
- Malcolm De Chazal

All you need in the world is love and laughter.
That's all anybody needs.
To have love in one hand and laughter in the other.
- August Wilson

It is not time for mirth and laughter,
the cold, gray dawn of the morning after.
- George Ade

Nobody ever died of laughter.
- Max Beerbohm

In the vain laughter of folly wisdom hears half its applause.
- George Eliot

I left in love, in laughter, and in truth,
and wherever truth, love and laughter abide,
I am there in spirit.
- Bill Hicks

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave
of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.
- Gilda Radner

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down,
I was convulsed with laughter.
Someday I intend reading it.
- Groucho Marx

The weeping of an heir is laughter in disguise.
- Publilius Syrus

Everybody laughs the same in every language because
laughter is a universal connection.
- Yakov Smirnoff

Sensitive, responsive, eagerly welcomed everywhere,
the drama, holding the mirror up to nature,
by laughter and by tears reveals to mankind the world of men.
- George P. Baker

I take people very seriously.
People are all I take seriously, in fact.
Therefore, I have nothing but sympathy for how people behave -
and nothing but laughter to console them with.
- John Irving

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over
and showing it principally in one place.
- Josh Billings

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make
itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.
- Alice Meynell

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
- Peter Ustinov

Laughter can help relieve tension in even the heaviest of matters.
- Allen Klein

What laughter is to childhood, sex is to adolescence.
- Martha Beck

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
- Yakov Smirnoff

Our laughter is always the laughter of a group.
- Henri Bergson

Like all young men I set out to be a genius,
but mercifully laughter intervened.
- Lawrence Durrell

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and
look around you for happiness instead of sadness.
Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
- Red Skelton

The house of laughter makes a house of woe.
- Edward Young

I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.
I just feed off the energy of the audience.
That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
- Larry David

Tell the truth.
Sing with passion.
Work with laughter.
Love with heart.
'Cause that's all that matters in the end.
- Kris Kristofferson

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.
- Norman Cousins

You can't deny laughter; when it comes,
it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
- Stephen King

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
- George Byron


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