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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. ...
by Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Related topics: Family

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake.
It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
- Jerry Seinfeld

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don't have a top for it.
- Jerry Seinfeld

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh,
Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh,
and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
- Jerry Seinfeld

 

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in
the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Men don't care what's on TV.
They only care what else is on TV.
- Jerry Seinfeld

That's the true spirit of Christmas;
people being helped by people other than me.
- Jerry Seinfeld

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My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty and that's the law.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Make no mistake about why these babies are here -
they are here to replace us.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
- Jerry Seinfeld

The IRS!
They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
- Jerry Seinfeld

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color,
but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
- Jerry Seinfeld

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we
have that people are still thinking.
- Jerry Seinfeld

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
- Jerry Seinfeld

To me, if life boils down to one thing,
it's movement.
To live is to keep moving.
- Jerry Seinfeld

I am so busy doing nothing...
that the idea of doing anything - which as you know,
always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and
then forces me to have to drop everything.
- Jerry Seinfeld

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
- Jerry Seinfeld

There's very little advice in men's magazines,
because men don't think there's a lot they don't know.
Women do.
Women want to learn.
Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
- Jerry Seinfeld

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains,
a pretty violent image there.
I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it,
maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you
should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
- Jerry Seinfeld

I leave no trace of wings in the air,
but I am glad I have had my flight.
- Rabindranath Tagore

There are no facts, only interpretations.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

A good traveler has no fixed plans,
and is not intent on arriving.
- Lao Tzu

Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences.
No one can eliminate prejudices -
just recognize them.
- Edward R. Murrow

See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)

If we have no peace,
it is because we have forgotten
that we belong to each other.
- Mother Teresa

Time, like life itself, has no inherent meaning.
We give our own meaning to time as to life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it,
or who said it, no matter if I have said it,
unless it agrees with your own reason
and your own common sense.
- The Buddha

Say NO to the demands of the world.
Say YES to the longings of your own heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Clouds come floating into my life,
no longer to carry rain or usher storm,
but to add color to my sunset sky.
- Rabindranath Tagore

He who can no longer pause to wonder
and stand rapt in awe,
is as good as dead;
his eyes are closed.
- Albert Einstein

The River of Life has no meaning,
no good, no bad, no better, no worse,
no love, no hate, no fear, no anger, no joy.
The River of Life has no judgment, no expectation.
The River of Life just IS.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Live with intention.
Walk to the edge.
Listen hard.
Practice wellness.
Play with abandon.
Laugh.
Choose with no regret.
Appreciate your friends.
Continue to learn.
Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I say NO to the demands of the world.
I say YES to the longings of my own heart.
There is nothing I ever need to have.
There is nothing I ever need to do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do or do not, there is no try.
- Jedi Master Yoda in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
- Confucius

Do not follow where the path may lead.
Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When people get caught up with that which is right
and they are willing to sacrifice for it,
there is no stopping point short of victory.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Do not blame the thistle that you see no beauty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sing like no one's listening,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like nobody's watching,
and live like its heaven on earth.
- Mark Twain

Take your life in your own hands, and what happens?
A terrible thing: no one to blame.
- Erica Jong

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
If we did not sometimes taste of adversity,
prosperity would not be so welcome.
- Anne Bradstreet

Do not let Sunday be taken from you.
If your soul has no Sunday, it becomes an orphan.
- Albert Schweitzer

There are no small acts of kindness.
Every compassionate act makes large the world.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Choose with no regret.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Life is NOT "Supposed to be Fair."
Know that there is no single way that life is "supposed" to be.
Demanding that life meet our expectations
is a sure fire recipe for a miserable existence.
Life is a game with no rules.
Life just happens to us regardless of our best intentions.
Our only path to happiness lies in being open
to receiving whatever life throws at us -
with Gratitude. Have NO Expectations of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Through humor, you can soften some
of the worst blows that life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

If anyone has material possessions and sees his brother in need
but has no pity on him, how can the love of God be in him?
- 1 John 3:17

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

There is no passion to be found playing small -
in settling for a life that is less
than the one you are capable of living.
- Nelson Mandela

It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
- Helen Keller

Travelers, there is no path.
Paths are made by walking.
- Antonio Machado

No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Where there is no accusation of "fault,"
there can be no anger.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do no harm.
- from the Hippocratic Oath

There are no right answers to wrong questions.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
- Mother Teresa

If you think you're free, there's no escape possible.
- Ram Dass

It is no use saying, "We are doing our best."
You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
- Winston Churchill

I have no need to conform to the stereotypes
others have defined for me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You have to do your own growing
no matter how tall your grandfather was.
- Abraham Lincoln

Truth is the property of no individual
but is the treasure of all men.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are no secrets to success.
It is the result of preparation,
hard work, and learning from failure.
- Colin Powell

The man who has no imagination has no wings.
- Muhammad Ali

We can do no great things,
only small things with great love.
- Mother Teresa

Know that love has no limits.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

There's no wrong, only discovery...
- Byron Katie

No one is to be called an enemy,
all are your benefactors, and no one does you harm.
You have no enemy except yourselves.
- St. Francis of Assisi


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