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I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous
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Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous 
Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb
Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous
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Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous
The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb
Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous
All things at first appear difficult.
- Chinese proverb
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
- Anonymous
This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous
See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)
You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous
He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb
Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb
A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb
Everything is a miracle,
not just the beautiful and lovely things.
- Anonymous
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous
You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
- old proverb often attributed to David Lloyd George
Strike while the iron is hot.
- Proverb
May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous
Persistence prevails when all else fails.
- Anonymous
The beginning of wisdom is to
call things by their right names.
- Chinese proverb
Before you criticize a man,
walk a mile in his shoes.
- Anonymous
If there is a will, there is a way.
- Anonymous
An optimist is one who makes the best
of what he gets the worst of.
- Anonymous
If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
- Anonymous
We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.
- American Indian Proverb
Every cloud has a silver lining.
- Proverb
He who hesitates is lost.
- Proverb
Maybe So, Maybe Not.
- Ancient Taoist Proverb
Be a Human BEing Rather Than a Human DOing.
- Anonymous
Keep the Faith.
- Anonymous
The sun WILL come up tomorrow.
- Anonymous
If things are not as you wish,
wish them as they are.
- Yiddish Proverb
The best things in life are free.
- Anonymous
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams.
- Yiddish Proverb
Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams.
- Anonymous
In order to succeed, you must first be willing to fail.
- Anonymous
Change comes from within.
- Anonymous
The Joy is in the Journey.
- Anonymous
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes.
He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever.
- Chinese Proverb
A man's good name is his best monument
- from an old churchyard at Lockerbie, Scotland
March to the beat of your own drum.
- Proverb
Never give up.
- Anonymous
Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That is why it is called Present.
- Anonymous
If the problem can be solved,
there is no use worrying about it.
If it can't be solved,
worrying will do no good.
- Tibetan proverb
He who has health has hope,
and he who has hope has everything.
- Anonymous
The key to happiness is not to have what you want
but to want what you have.
- Anonymous
Everyone is wise, until he speaks.
- Irish proverb
There is no truth, only human opinion.
- Anonymous
Dance like no one is watching,
love like you'll never be hurt.
Sing like no one is listening.
Live life like it's heaven on earth.
- Anonymous (various attributions and alternate phrasings)
One man with courage makes a majority.
- old saying probably repeated by Andrew Jackson
(falsely attributed to Jefferson)
The brightest stars are those who
shine for the benefit of others.
- Anonymous
When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
From small beginnings come great things.
- Anonymous
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
- Anonymous
A bend in the road is not the end of the road
unless you fail to make the turn.
- Anonymous
We can never be the better for our religion
if our neighbor is the worse for it.
- Anonymous
Actions speak louder than words.
- Proverb
To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
- Anonymous (attributed to Bill Wilson, Brandi Snyder and others)
Return love for hate.
- Anonymous
If you want to be incrementally better: Be competitive.
If you want to be exponentially better: Be cooperative.
- Anonymous
Life is what you make it.
- Anonymous
Comparisons are odious.
- old English Proverb
Peace is the ultimate blessing.
- Jewish traditional
In order to discover new lands,
one must be willing to lose sight
of the shore for a very long time.
- Anonymous
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