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Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes,
by Rob Corddry

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes,
I was whoring myself out the next day.
- Rob Corddry

I have to stay true to myself.
- Rob Corddry

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny,
but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air.
So just answer my questions.
Seriously.
- Rob Corddry

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
- Rob Corddry

 

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
- Rob Corddry

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until
we started working on the 2004 election.
- Rob Corddry

You're encouraged to pitch your own story.
That way, you'll have more control over what you do.
- Rob Corddry

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Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
- Rob Corddry

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel.
You're going to the worst places in the country,
talking to the craziest people in the world.
- Rob Corddry

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
- Rob Corddry

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
- Rob Corddry

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
- Rob Corddry

Pat O'Brien knows nothing.
He's on the Hell express.
- Rob Corddry

I touched an Oscar once.
Friend of mine has one, for writing.
As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
- Rob Corddry

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company,
because it was literally like retards employing retards.
- Rob Corddry

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for,
and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him.
It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
- Rob Corddry

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year
because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and
have to take them down the next day.
- Rob Corddry

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
- Rob Corddry

If people see me in some sort of niche,
then that's fine.
As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.
- Rob Corddry

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
- Rob Corddry

I learned more about elections on election night 2000
than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
- Rob Corddry

I get all of my comedy from CNN.
- Rob Corddry

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want.
Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability.
The media is jealous of this freedom.
- Rob Corddry

I've got like a week and a half left,
all bets are off.
- Rob Corddry

I just want to do cool stuff.
- Rob Corddry

People want other people to know that they share our
sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.
- Rob Corddry

I actually got the part.
And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while.
I'll just quit if it's stupid.
- Rob Corddry

I want to manufacture a feud.
- Rob Corddry

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
- Rob Corddry

Wow.
I am really pretentious.
- Rob Corddry

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
- Rob Corddry

Through humor, you can soften some
of the worst blows that life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

The simplest questions are the most profound.
Where were you born?
Where is your home?
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
Think about these once in a while
and watch your answers change.
- Richard Bach

Once you know yourself as a genuine seeker,
and when your own inner chamber is quite enlightened,
then comes the natural unfoldment of pure love and compassion
and a genuine desire to serve others.
- Rod Stryker

All this worldly wisdom was once
the unamiable heresy of some wise man.
- Henry David Thoreau

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
- William Shakespeare

Once you label me, you negate me.
- Soren Kierkegaard

What is once well done is done forever.
- Henry David Thoreau

The journey between what you once were
and who you are now becoming
is where the dance of Life really takes place.
- Barbara De Angelis

A somebody was once a nobody who wanted to and did.
- John Burroughs

What we have once enjoyed we can never lose.
All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.
- Helen Keller

You only live once -
but if you work it right, once is enough.
- Joe E. Lewis

You need to make a commitment,
and once you make it,
then life will give you some answers.
- Les Brown

Once you say you're going to settle for second,
that's what happens to you in life.
- John F. Kennedy

You only live once, and once is enough
if you play your cards right.
- the movie Interiors (1978)

We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe,
nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws,
but the smallest insect, we wish
to be created at once by special act.
- Charles Darwin

Shake structures.
School yourself.
Look twice at a thing,
once upside down.
Answer yourself clearly.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Once we accept our limits, we can go beyond them.
- Albert Einstein

If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens,
you can never regain their respect and esteem.
It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time;
you can even fool some of the people all of the time;
but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
- Abraham Lincoln

Count your blessings. Once you realize
how valuable you are and how much you have going for you,
the smiles will return, the sun will break out,
the music will play, and you will finally
be able to move forward the life that God intended
for you with grace, strength, courage, and confidence.
- Og Mandino

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing.
You don't win once in a while,
you don't do things right once in a while,
you do them right all the time.
Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
- Vince Lombardi

You only meet your once in a lifetime friend ...
once in a lifetime.
- Little Rascals

Once we doubt ourselves, success slips beyond our grasp.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

How could youths better learn to live
than by at once trying the experiment of living?
- Henry David Thoreau

If you have an important point to make,
don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver.
Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again.
Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
- Winston Churchill

Failure does not exist.
Failure is simply someone else's opinion of how
a certain act should have been completed.
Once you believe that no act must be performed
in any specific other-directed way,
then failing becomes impossible.
- Wayne Dyer

It was high counsel that I once heard given to a young person,
"Always do what you are afraid to do."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I expect to pass through this world but once.
Any good therefore that I can do,
or any kindness that I can show to my fellow-creature,
let me do it now.
Let me not defer or neglect it,
for I shall not pass this way again.
- William Penn

The whole world is a cyclone.
But once you have found the center, the cyclone disappears.
This nothingness is the ultimate peak of consciousness.
- Osho

I would rather try to persuade a man to go along,
because once I have persuaded him, he will stick.
If I scare him, he will stay just as long
as he is scared, and then he is gone.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea,
never regains its original dimensions.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
- Socrates

Sister is probably the most competitive
relationship within the family,
but once the sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship.
- Margaret Mead

Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions.
All life is an experiment.
The more experiments you make the better.
What if they are a little coarse,
and you may get your coat soiled or torn?
What if you do fail, and get fairly rolled
in the dirt once or twice.
Up again, you shall never be so afraid of a tumble.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world moves, and ideas that were
once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

If we want to direct our lives,
we must take control of our consistent actions.
It's not what we do once in a while that shapes our lives,
but what we do consistently.
- Anthony Robbins

We come this way but once.
We can either tiptoe through life
and hope we get to death without being badly bruised
or we can live a full, complete life achieving
our goals and realizing our wildest dreams.
- Bob Proctor

If you plan for a year, plant a seed.
If for ten years, plant a tree.
If for a hundred years, teach the people.
When you sow a seed once, you will reap a single harvest.
When you teach the people, you will reap a hundred harvests.
- Kuan Chung

I have the right to love many people at once
and to change my prince often.
- Anais Nin

Everyone is a genius at least once a year;
a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg


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