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That's my only goal.
by Joe Rogan

That's my only goal.
Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone
has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan

Related topics: Funny

After this whole acting thing is over and done,
you eventually have to be human.
Some people are never human.
It's very weird.
- Joe Rogan

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path,
which is good because it prevents VD.
- Joe Rogan

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and
it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore
your own thoughts onstage.
- Joe Rogan

 

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese,
straight.
That means nothing to me.
It's all an illusion.
- Joe Rogan

Apartment living is tough action.
Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.
- Joe Rogan

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons
of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about
the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly.
It was a dream gig.
- Joe Rogan

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Comedy is really not like any other art form in that
it's very specialized and varied in it's content,
but generic in it's title.
- Joe Rogan

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't
really worry that much about what other people think of me.
- Joe Rogan

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film,
people think they're brooding all the time.
- Joe Rogan

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that
the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat
the audience like they're my best friends.
- Joe Rogan

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny.
It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
- Joe Rogan

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
- Joe Rogan

The misconception is that standup comics are always on.
I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying
and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
- Joe Rogan

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested,
did hunger strikes, protests.
It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
- Joe Rogan

The audience changes every night.
You're the same person.
You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you
think is funny and makes you laugh.
- Joe Rogan

People for the most part can smell lies.
- Joe Rogan

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
- Joe Rogan

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even
really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
- Joe Rogan

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends,
you can act under pressure.
- Joe Rogan

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
- Joe Rogan

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian.
He bared his soul to people.
I think that's why everybody loved him so much.
- Joe Rogan

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh,
but I had never seen anything even remotely close to
as funny as Richard Pryor was,
just standing there talking.
- Joe Rogan

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when
something way retarded happens.
Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.
- Joe Rogan

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing.
It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down
by doing the stuff that he believed in.
- Joe Rogan

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
- Joe Rogan

I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic.
I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
- Joe Rogan

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious,
it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
- Joe Rogan

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think,
people flock to it.
They enjoy it.
- Joe Rogan

I'm a huge Groucho fan.
There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation,
and Groucho is certainly one of them.
- Joe Rogan

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the
Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to
write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors.
But I'm not going to go out of my way.
- Joe Rogan

Darkness cannot drive out darkness;
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate;
only love can do that.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

People only see what they are prepared to see.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only thing necessary for evil to triumph
is for enough good men to do nothing.
- Edmund Burke

You're only here for a short visit.
Don't hurry. Don't worry.
And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
- Walter Hagen

Life is an adventure.
I can only wonder what treasure
awaits at the top of the path.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are no facts, only interpretations.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was,
Thank you, that would suffice.
- Meister Eckhart

Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
Then, and only then, take action -
from a peaceful heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein

Universal compassion is the only guarantee of morality.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Majority rule only works if you're also
considering individual rights,
because you can't have five wolves and one sheep
voting on what to have for dinner.
- Larry Flynt

We can only be said to be truly alive in those moments
when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.
- Thornton Wilder

Don't hurry. Don't worry.
You're only here for a short visit.
So don't forget to stop and smell the roses.
- Walter Hagen

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue,
but the parent of all other virtues.
- Cicero

There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather

Life is NOT "Supposed to be Fair."
Know that there is no single way that life is "supposed" to be.
Demanding that life meet our expectations
is a sure fire recipe for a miserable existence.
Life is a game with no rules.
Life just happens to us regardless of our best intentions.
Our only path to happiness lies in being open
to receiving whatever life throws at us -
with Gratitude. Have NO Expectations of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
- Robert F. Kennedy

We have only this moment,
sparkling like a star in our hand -
and melting like a snowflake.
- Marie B. Ray

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only
grow if you are willing to feel awkward and
uncomfortable when you try something new.
- Brian Tracy

One can not reflect in streaming water.
Only those who know internal peace can give it to others.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing in life is to be feared.
It is only to be understood.
- Marie Curie

Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

Imagine all the people living life in peace.
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us,
and the world will be as one.
- John Lennon

Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis

For some of us, the world appears to provide
only a fixed quantity of each resource -
a limited amount of food, of money,
of love, of success, of appreciation.
For others, life is unlimited.
Their world expands with the generosity, compassion,
inventiveness, and service that they contribute.
In this world-view, money that is spent
or given away returns multiplied.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Just stop it. Seriously.
Whatever it is. Just stop it.
If only for an hour, a day, a week.
Stop doing it long enough to get a glimpse
of what the change would actually look like.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Find your balance and stand with it.
Find your song and sing it out.
Find your cadence and let it appear like a dance.
Find the questions that only you know how to ask and
The answers that you are content to not know.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Miracles are the natural way of the Universe -
our only job is to move our doubting minds aside
and let the miracles flow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You are important. You are the star -
the only star - of your own life show.
Everyone else is a bit player in the great drama of your life.
Be of service to humanity, but never be anyone's doormat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition,
is not only a waste of energy
but the worst habit you could possibly have.
- Dale Carnegie

People are like stained glass windows,
they sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when darkness sets in their true beauty
is revealed only if there is a light from within.
- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

The essence of all religions is one.
Only their approaches are different.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Life only
appears to be
rushing toward us
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment.
It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

There is no truth, only human opinion.
- Anonymous

We are rich only through what we give,
and poor only through what we refuse.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't get to choose how you're going to die,
only how you're going to live.
- Joan Baez


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