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We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on
by Kate Clinton

We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on
a Homeland Security list somewhere.
- Kate Clinton

Lesbian humor isn't trying to sell anything,
it doesn't have to sell out.
Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act;
if it weren't,
more women would do it.
- Kate Clinton

They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least
there was Margaret Thatcher.
There have been women, you know, Sonia Gandhi for heaven's sakes in India.
- Kate Clinton

A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always
look like an English teacher.
She actually said, you still look like a Campbell's Soup kid.
- Kate Clinton

 

We really got a lot of very conservative gay people.
You could look at the figures from the last election
and realize that a third of the gay movement voted Republican.
- Kate Clinton

I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing,
and I try to wrap it up and start new material.
- Kate Clinton

Some women can't say the word lesbian...
even when their mouth is full of one.
- Kate Clinton

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I'm really happy that I was raised Catholic because
it's given me years of material.
- Kate Clinton

I try something new every night.
It's an hour show; if it works I maybe try it a few
more times and then move that off and try something new.
It's a great workshop for me.
- Kate Clinton

Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up,
if only because it's cheaper to produce and therefore
more accessible for women.
But the very form of stand-up is masculine.
- Kate Clinton

What goes for sex goes double for politics.
- Kate Clinton

When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton,
was elected, he had gay friends.
That was a coming out.
- Kate Clinton

I want to host a religious show.
I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning.
I think we should really get some of our own preachers
and preach that gay is good.
And we'd have a great choir.
- Kate Clinton

I'm happy to say that I'm a lesbian in the world.
I know there are people who don't want to be called women comedians,
but I think it gives a path to the fact that we live
in extremely patriarchal times.
- Kate Clinton

My style has been pretty much like a newspaper.
It's got politics in it, it's got media,
sports, family relations, you know, all the sections you would expect,
and wonderful religion things.
- Kate Clinton

I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think
there's a better feeling -
I think it's just so fabulous to laugh.
I don't mind if people think, either.
I think the brain is a very sexy organ.
- Kate Clinton

As you can imagine I'm disappointed as anything that
I was not selected to be the presidential running mate.
And I find it continually appalling that it would be
a radical thing to have a woman on the ticket.
- Kate Clinton

Some people plant in the spring and leave in the summer.
If you're signed up for a season, see it through.
You don't have to stay forever, but at least stay until you see it through.
- Jim Rohn

We believe that peace is not just signed papers,
but rather a contract between generations for the building
of a more promising and less threatening future.
- King Hussein I

I was planning to go into architecture.
But when I arrived, architecture was filled up.
Acting was right next to it, so I signed up for acting instead.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

I've signed on for four movies, and I'll do four.
That's easy.
No complications there.
- Robbie Coltrane

And I thought my loss my loss was not,
certainly, the end of the world, but to lessen the
enthusiasm of those young people who were signed up,
I thought that was tragic.
- Birch Bayh

I would rather do twenty TV series than go through
what I went through under that Rank contract I signed
a few years ago for which I blame no one but myself.
- Patrick McGoohan

I don't think that Dreamworks would have signed me
expecting to really mess around with whatever it is I do.
- Elliott Smith

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
- Christopher Morley

I am pleased that the President has signed an Executive
Order this week requiring federal agencies to disclose
information about prices and quality of healthcare services.
- Timothy Murphy

I was under the impression I had signed a three-year contract.
I want to be back.
I expect to be back.
I will be back.
- Greg Maddux

When I signed a contract, I was here to play 162 games.
- Eddie Murray

I've always had a love for poetry,
and when I got signed to a record label I thought,
"How odd that I'm doing a record before a book of poetry."
- Jewel

I always signed autographs when I could and always
stayed and chatted with them when I could.
- Frank Langella

I've had many a player tell me all through high school
and right up until signing day that they were coming to Alabama,
then they signed with somebody else.
- Bear Bryant

Dick Moss, my agent.
Dick became my agent in 1979 when I signed my contract with the Houston Astros.
- Nolan Ryan

I just signed to do my next book with Ecco Press,
a new primer or encyclopedia.
This will be my take on what classic Italian cooking is.
- Mario Batali

Any veteran can tell you it is already hard enough
to see a doctor down at the VA and get the health care
they were promised when they signed up to serve this country.
- Nick Lampson

Make no mistake about it: once a band has signed a letter of intent,
they will either eventually sign a contract that suits
the label or they will be destroyed.
- Steve Albini

I am going into the adult market because they don't
care what label you are signed to or who you know.
- Luther Campbell

I mean I wasn't a founder in the sense that I contributed
anything scientifically but in the sense that I signed
the corporation papers and,
and owned founder's stock.
- Arthur Rock

Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment
because I've just signed a contract where I've got
to do 200 shows a year in pubs,
so the golf's fallen away a bit.
- Eric Bristow

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just
signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever.
The bombing begins in five minutes.
- Ronald Reagan

Once you're signed to a label you compromise.
- Talib Kweli

It was kind of ridiculous to carry it up to a certain
point and then drop the ball or the bomb,
like quitting the band right after we had signed to Virgin.
- Elliott Smith

We were all ruled by the studio system.
I signed a contract for seven years.
- Leslie Caron

I still have my original social security card signed when I was 13.
- Vernon L. Smith

When my mother signed at MGM, that was the only kind
of contract you could sign.
There was no such thing as an independent agent.
- Lorna Luft

Charles Laughton signed me to my first movie contract at 17.
He later asked my parents if he could adopt me.
- Maureen O'Hara

I know for a fact that if there's a role which I am suited for,
I'll be signed on.
I'll never go begging.
- Aishwarya Rai

I got to meet Mark Hamill.
He signed some Star Wars posters for us.
I saw the fight scenes he had.
He was really into making fun of himself and Star Wars.
- Shannon Elizabeth

We were signed to a label that wanted us to remain
little girls who appealed to other little girls,
who were cute and non-threatening.
- Siobhan Fahey

It's amazing to me that, in the 42 years since President
Kennedy signed the Equal Pay Act into law,
women today still receive fewer wages than men for the same work.
- Mike Honda

Summer is a promissory note signed in June,
its long days spent and gone before you know it,
and due to be repaid next January.
- Hal Borland

The agreement to place the binational planning group
at our new Northern Command was also signed in December.
- Paul Cellucci

I signed to Def Jam and within two months,
I heard that Ja Rule was looking for someone to do a song with.
- Christina Milian

I've signed a few sneakers in my day.
- Ja Rule

I signed Koufax for fourteen grand and a hot dog.
- Al Campanis

Everything that I write will be signed with my name.
- Elinor Glyn

Many a revolution started with the actions of a few.
Only 56 men signed the Declaration of Independence.
A few hanging together can lead a nation to change.
- Wynton Marsalis

As a physicist, I can state that none of the 18 physicists
who signed the Statement works in this field;
nor to my knowledge has ever published a paper on this subject.
- David Douglass

Apollo Records signed me for my gospel ability.
- Solomon Burke

I think I have already signed some scrap of paper for every man,
woman, and child in the United States.
What do they do with all those scraps of paper with my signature on it?
- Vida Blue

In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Homestead Act,
a bill opening one half million square miles of territory
in the western United States for settlement.
- Peter Agre

Until the contract is signed, nothing is real.
- Glenn Danzig

I hadn't focused on mechanics since I signed professionally.
- Barry Zito

The Hamas organization is unwilling to honor the obligations
that the Palestinian Authority has signed.
- Moshe Katsav

I'm really looking forward to playing in Copenhagen again.
Last time I stayed as long as I could,
took pictures, signed autographs, and hung out until
they through me out of the place!
- George Duke

Early this morning, I signed my death warrant.
- Michael Collins

We signed to play until the day we died,
and we did.
- Jimmy Greaves

I've never signed any contract and never received a cent from Iraq.
- Vladimir Zhirinovsky

On December 18, 1940, Hitler signed Directive Number 21,
better known as Operation Barbarossa.
- Leopold Trepper

That is because the conflict with al Qaeda is not governed
by the Geneva Conventions,
which applies only to international conflicts between
states that have signed them.
- John Yoo

I wasn't sure what I was getting into when I signed
on to work with a wrestler.
- Kelly Hu

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement.
We signed a mutual suicide pact.
- Roseanne Barr


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