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The third biggest comic people in America want to ...
by Mark Roberts

The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me.
It's unbelievable.
- Mark Roberts

I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh.
Let's all live and be free.
I try and live to the letter of the law,
but right on the edge of it.
- Mark Roberts

I was asked to model but I never took up the offer.
- Mark Roberts

It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level.
- Mark Roberts

 

You have to really think about things before you do them.
- Mark Roberts

I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch.
- Mark Roberts

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front
of Princess Diana's funeral.
How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.
- Mark Roberts

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I'm a free spirit; more people should become free spirits.
- Mark Roberts

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes,
just by jumping on buses.
I put my arm in the door on the outside,
and the bus just drives away with me naked.
- Mark Roberts

The Full Monty, ah, it's superb.
The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England.
- Mark Roberts

God knows when I'm going to retire.
I think I'm going to be bored.
- Mark Roberts

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars.
I don't need a TV audience.
Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.
- Mark Roberts

When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where
I feel I'm obliged to streak.
It's not a problem.
- Mark Roberts

One of my favorites is 'The Sound of Music'.
When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off,
I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up.
- Mark Roberts

I just love having a buzz all the time,
regardless of the consequences.
- Mark Roberts

Everything seems to have been turned upside-down,
but in a good way.
- Mark Roberts

I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh.
Nakedness is a thing where people take notice.
If you do it in the right way, people laugh.
- Mark Roberts

Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV
program or a TV commercial.
If it's done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product.
- Mark Roberts

Violence is for mugs.
War is for mugs.
- Mark Roberts

Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon,
I was there first.
- Mark Roberts

I really want to do the Olympics.
Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag,
so to speak.
- Mark Roberts

We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to.
- Mark Roberts

Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.
- Mark Roberts

It takes time to love someone properly,
and in this business, you get very wary of people.
- Mark Roberts

I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free,
nudity would be part of the norm over there,
but it isn't.
It's surprising.
- Mark Roberts

I don't want to do anything in bad taste.
- Mark Roberts

I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts.
- Mark Roberts

In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them,
and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis.
It's becoming more of a norm.
- Mark Roberts

When I am getting ready to reason with a man,
I spend one-third of my time thinking about myself
and what I am going to say
and two-thirds about him and what he is going to say.
- Abraham Lincoln

All truth passes through three stages:
First, it is ridiculed;
Second, it is violently opposed;
Third, it is accepted as self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

If you have an important point to make,
don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver.
Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again.
Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
- Winston Churchill

I have three precious things which I hold fast and prize.
The first is gentleness;
the second is frugality;
the third is humility, which keeps me from putting myself before others.
Be gentle and you can be bold;
be frugal and you can be generous;
avoid putting yourself before others
and you can become a leader among men.
- Lao Tzu

I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God,
visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children
to the third and fourth generations.
- Exodus 20:5

The third certainty of life, after death and taxes,
is that nothing will work out the way you want.
Life is fully as bad as you think it is.
Choose to live joyfully anyway.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If we were to select the most intelligent,
imaginative, energetic, and emotionally stable third of mankind,
all races would be present.
- Franz Boas

Life is a moderately good play
with a badly written third act.
- Truman Capote

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first,
friends and family second and you third,
we won't ever have an argument.
- Jeff Foxworthy

I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing.
- the movie The Rescuers Down Under

If you do something once,
people will call it an accident.
If you do it twice, t
hey call it a coincidence.
But do it a third time, and
you've just proven a natural law.
- Grace Hopper

By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First,
by reflection, which is noblest; Second,
by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience,
which is the bitterest.
- Confucius

Clarke's Third Law:
Any sufficiently advanced technology
is indistinguishable from magic.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Some people are born on third base and go through life
thinking they hit a triple.
- Barry Switzer

Don't forget Mother's Day.
Or as they call it in Beverly Hills,
Dad's Third Wife Day.
- Jay Leno

When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win,
second or third place is not enough.
- Ayrton Senna

I always have trouble remembering three things:
faces,
names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
- Fred Allen

And maybe that's being the third child,
although my entire family are very resilient -
very,
very resilient.
- Lynn Redgrave

I wouldn't take the Pope too seriously.
He's a Pole first, a pope second, and maybe a Christian third.
- Muriel Spark

I'm thinking of remaking Psycho again.
Doing a third remake.
The idea this time is to really change it -
we're talking about doing a Punk rocker setting.
- Gus Van Sant

When I first concluded to print the book,
I made an honest effort to construct it in the third person.
- John Sergeant Wise

Right now I just finished writing the music for a Rugrats
feature film and the third week of September I go to London,
and the Orchestra is going to perform the score.
- Mark Mothersbaugh

Our loss was very heavy, especially in the officers.
Capt.
Sale, of Co.
E, Duke's regt, was among the killed,
making the third Capt.
that has been killed in that company.
- John H. Morgan

The intelligent minority of this world will mark 1
January 2001 as the real beginning of the 21st century
and the Third Millennium.
- Arthur C. Clarke

The military's own report says that one-third of deaths
and casualties could have been avoided if proper body
armor and vehicle armor had been provided from the start of the war.
- John Olver

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile,
I think something snaps in your brain.
- Jeff Foxworthy

There are three secrets to managing.
The first secret is have patience.
The second is be patient.
And the third most important secret is patience.
- Chuck Tanner

Ambient Devices is what I call part of the Third Wave of Internet devices.
- David Rose

The dynamic is extremely similar to Gremlins and the hero is very similar,
plus the small town atmosphere.
It really is in a way the third Gremlins movie.
- Joe Dante

Try a thing you haven't done three times.
Once, to get over the fear of doing it.
Twice, to learn how to do it.
And a third time to figure out whether you like it or not.
- Virgil Thomson

We estimate that humanitarian agencies have access
to about 350,000 vulnerable people in Darfur -
only about one third of the estimated total population in need.
- Jan Egeland

He that rebels against reason is a real rebel,
but he that in defence of reason rebels against tyranny
has a better title to Defender of the Faith,
than George the Third.
- Thomas Paine

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends,
the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
- William Temple

My first duty to write a gripping yarn.
Second is to convey credible characters who make you feel what they feel.
Only third comes the idea.
- David Brin

We really got a lot of very conservative gay people.
You could look at the figures from the last election
and realize that a third of the gay movement voted Republican.
- Kate Clinton

The second purchase was my ranch, Mockingbird Hill.
The third purchase was Longhorn cattle.
- Janine Turner

I don't think DIY is something that necessarily comes
to mind when people hear Third Eye Blind,
but that is completely how we've been from the beginning.
- Stephan Jenkins

And a third thing is the understanding of the Church as a community,
a communion which is just a hierarchy but the people of God,
whose servants are the priests and bishops.
- Hans Kung

I had too much respect for the game to leave it behind
or to make it my second or third sport in college.
- Ryne Sandberg

To have one's own story told by a third party who doesn't
know that the character in question is himself the
hero of the story being told,
that's a technical refinement.
- Raymond Queneau

Much of what we see in America, what most people feel
has been progress and good things,
have been brought about by the existence of third parties.
- Peter Camejo

When you are aspiring to the highest place,
it is honorable to reach the second or even the third rank.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

But Germany will always suffer, I fear,
from the intensely dramatic character of the crimes of the Third Reich.
- Douglas Hurd


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