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Whenever I'm caught between two evils,
by Mae West

Whenever I'm caught between two evils,
I take the one I've never tried.
- Mae West

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West PHOTO

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
- Mae West

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,
but with somebody else.
- Mae West

 

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Mae West

Do not marry a man to reform him.
That is what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West

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Marriage is a fine institution -
but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
- Mae West

I never worry about diets.
The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
- Mae West

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day -
and another, in case it doesn't rain.
- Mae West

Love thy neighbor -
and if he happens to be tall,
debonair and devastating,
it will be that much easier.
- Mae West

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
- Mae West

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
- Mae West

Don't marry a man to reform him -
that's what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel

A woman in love can't be reasonable -
or she probably wouldn't be in love.
- Mae West

Look your best - who said love is blind?
- Mae West

It takes two to get one in trouble.
- Mae West

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
- Mae West

A hard man is good to find.
- Mae West

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
- Mae West

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
- Mae West

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
- Mae West

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
- Mae West

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home,
I'm tired.
- Mae West

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam
across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that
big black space where the audience is.
- Mae West

I've been things and seen places.
- Mae West

I only have 'yes' men around me.
Who needs 'no' men?
- Mae West

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
- Mae West

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
- Mae West

Say what you want about long dresses,
but they cover a multitude of shins.
- Mae West

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
- Mae West

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
- Mae West

I'm no model lady.
A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
- Mae West

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
- Mae West

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
- Mae West

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it -
come on up.
- Mae West

I'd like to see Paris before I die.
Philadelphia will do.
- Mae West

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try
the one I've never tried before.
- Mae West

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
- Mae West

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then,
just so long as you don't break any.
- Mae West

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
- Mae West

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
- Mae West

I believe in censorship.
I made a fortune out of it.
- Mae West

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
- Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,
women will like him.
- Mae West

Don't keep a man guessing too long -
he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
- Mae West

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
- Mae West

It isn't what I do, but how I do it.
It isn't what I say, but how I say it,
and how I look when I do it and say it.
- Mae West

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it,
three times to make sure.
- Mae West

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
- Mae West

The score never interested me, only the game.
- Mae West

I see you're a man with ideals.
I better be going before you've still got them.
- Mae West

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad,
I'm better.
- Mae West

I've been in more laps than a napkin.
- Mae West

One and one is two, and two and two is four,
and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
- Mae West

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars,
that's subtraction.
- Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right,
once is enough.
- Mae West

Personally, I like two types of men -
domestic and foreign.
- Mae West

It's not what I do, but the way I do it.
It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
- Mae West

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
- Mae West

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
- Mae West

He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West

To err is human, but it feels divine.
- Mae West

Sex is emotion in motion.
- Mae West

A man in the house is worth two in the street.
- Mae West

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
- Mae West

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.
- Mae West

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
- Mae West

I like a man who's good, but not too good -
for the good die young,
and I hate a dead one.
- Mae West

A man's kiss is his signature.
- Mae West


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