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Andy Kaufman Quotes and Sayings

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I never told a joke in my life.
- Andy Kaufman

When I perform, it's very personal.
I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room.
- Andy Kaufman

I just want real reactions.
I want people to laugh from the gut,
be sad from the gut-or get angry from the gut.
- Andy Kaufman

What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act,
test how other people deal with reality.
- Andy Kaufman

 

There's no way to describe what I do.
It's just me.
- Andy Kaufman

There's no drama like wrestling.
- Andy Kaufman

My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of
four because she didn't think little boys should be sad.
When my brother was born, I stared out the window for days.
Can you imagine that?
- Andy Kaufman

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If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV.
Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock.
But fortunately, I'm reaching people who otherwise wouldn't watch it.
- Andy Kaufman

While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff,
I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall.
And I used to really believe that I was putting on
a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world.
- Andy Kaufman

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha PHOTO

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou PHOTO

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller PHOTO

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis PHOTO

Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
Then, and only then, take action -
from a peaceful heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

You never really understand a person
until you consider things from his point of view.
- Harper Lee

If you love something, set it free;
if it comes back it's yours,
if it doesn't, it never was.
- Richard Bach

Sing like no one's listening,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like nobody's watching,
and live like its heaven on earth.
- Mark Twain

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart PHOTO

There are two kinds of failures:
those who thought and never did,
and those who did and never thought.
- Laurence J. Peter

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth PHOTO

Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius

You cannot do a kindness too soon,
for you never know how soon it will be too late.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- The Buddha

You are important. You are the star -
the only star - of your own life show.
Everyone else is a bit player in the great drama of your life.
Be of service to humanity, but never be anyone's doormat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

Never give up.
- Anonymous

Every man and woman is born into the world
to do something unique and something distinctive;
and if he or she does not do it,
it will never be done.
- Benjamin E. Mays

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

He who never made a mistake,
never made a discovery.
- Samuel Smiles

We are formed and molded by our thoughts.
Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts
give joy when they speak or act.
Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
- The Buddha

A part of you has grown in me.
And so you see, it's you and me
together forever and never apart,
maybe in distance, but never in heart.
- Anonymous

Gifts freely given are never obligations.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can't live a perfect day without doing something
for someone who will never be able to repay you.
- John Wooden

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful,
committed people can change the world.
Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
- Margaret Mead

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit.
Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever,
even if your whole world seems upset.
- Saint Francis de Sales

We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.
- Mother Teresa

Never allow a person to tell you NO
who doesn't have the power to say YES.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I walk slowly, but I never walk backward.
- Abraham Lincoln

In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves.
The process never ends until we die.
And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

You should never be content with so little,
when you can reach out for something big.
- Charles L. Allen
(This quote is about making a big difference
in the world - not about greed)

May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous

Talk not of wasted affection;
affection never was wasted.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A mind that is stretched by a new experience
an never go back to its old dimensions.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Never be stopped by fear or self-pity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I never had a policy;
I have just tried to do my very best each and every day.
- Abraham Lincoln

As we express our gratitude,
we must never forget that the highest appreciation
is not to utter words, but to live by them.
- John F. Kennedy

The weak can never forgive.
Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Necessity never made a good bargain.
- Benjamin Franklin

You are never given a wish without also
being given the power to make it true.
You may have to work for it, however.
- Richard Bach

You see things and you say, Why?
But I dream things that never were and say, Why not
- George Bernard Shaw

Nurture your mind with great thoughts,
for you will never go any higher than you think.
- Benjamin Disraeli

You may be always victorious if
you will never enter into any contest
where the issue does not wholly depend upon yourself.
- Epictetus

Man lives freely only by his readiness to die, if need be,
at the hands of his brother, never by killing him.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Love the heart that hurts you,
but never hurt the heart that loves you.
- Vipin Sharma

Never give up on the most important goals in your life.
Never give up on your life purpose.
Never give up on your core values.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never let your sense of morals
get in the way of doing what's right.
- Isaac Asimov

The problems of the world cannot possibly
be solved by skeptics or cynics
whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities.
We need men who can dream of things that never were.
- John F. Kennedy

You can never solve a problem on the level
on which it was created.
- Albert Einstein

Be the chief but never the lord.
- Lao Tzu

Never be fooled into believing that
there is one speck out of order.
- Byron Katie

Never forget the three powerful resources
you always have available to you:
love, prayer, and forgiveness.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.


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