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Andy Richter Quotes and Sayings

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There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.
- Andy Richter

We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping,
but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain,
that's just, you're trying to show off or something.
That's ridiculous.
- Andy Richter

Since she got a cause and stopped being funny.
I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been
hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model.
And that ain't funny.
No giggles there.
- Andy Richter

Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court.
The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified
from being in the prom court.
So being prom king was being sixth most popular.
- Andy Richter

 

We think sometimes that poverty is only
being hungry, naked and homeless.
The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and
uncared for is the greatest poverty.
We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty.
- Mother Teresa

Most truths are so naked
that people feel sorry for them
and cover them up,
at least a little bit.
- Edward R. Murrow

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

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The Moon Cannot Be Stolen:
A thief entered the little hut of a Zen Master,
but discovered there was nothing to steal.
The Zen Master discovered the thief.
"You have come a long way to visit me," he told the prowler,
"and you should not return empty-handed.
Please take my clothes as a gift."
The thief was bewildered,
but he took the clothes and slunk away.
The Zen Master sat naked, watching the moon.
"Poor fellow," he mused,
"I wish I could have given him this beautiful moon."
- Traditional Zen Koan

I can't stand a naked light bulb.
- the movie A Streetcar Named Desire

The Christian missionary may preach the gospel
to the poor naked heathen,
but the spiritual heathen who populate Europe
have as yet heard nothing of Christianity.
- Carl Jung

I'm not a prude.
On the set, they called me 'Butt Naked.'
- Cuba Gooding, Jr.

You don't have to be naked to be sexy.
- Nicole Kidman

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
- William Blake

Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.
- Navjot Singh Sidhu

I love Sweden.
The entire world should be like Sweden.
They all like to drink and get naked,
and the women are hot.
I can't think of a better nation on the planet.
- Drew Curtis

I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will
be born completely naked.
- Jimi Hendrix

We had seen God in His splendors, heard the text that Nature renders.
We had reached the naked soul of man.
- Ernest Shackleton

Nakedness reveals itself.
Nudity is placed on display.
The nude is condemned to never being naked.
Nudity is a form of dress.
- John Berger

If I had a great body, I'd be naked all the time.
- Claire Forlani

Naked is the best disguise.
- Jeanette Winterson

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked
woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about
hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.
- Robert Klein

I don't even like to be naked in front of myself!
- Camryn Manheim

In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the
tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to
be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.
- Matt LeBlanc

The naked thing was short-lived.
It was only around for about six months because we thought it was shocking.
Once people expected us to do it we kind of never did it again.
- Mark Hoppus

To see you naked is to recall the Earth.
- Federico Garcia Lorca

Now, music almost feels naked in my mind.
- Sean Lennon

When one tears away the veils and shows them naked,
people's souls give off such a pungent smell of decay.
- Octave Mirbeau

A poem is a naked person...
Some people say that I am a poet.
- Bob Dylan

I rarely wear clothes when I'm home by myself.
I love making breakfast naked.
But you've got to make sure the gardener's not coming that day.
- Kristen Bell

What goes down on film is different to what you see with the naked eye.
- Christopher Eccleston

Flesh sells.
People don't want to see pictures of churches.
They want to see naked bodies.
- Helen Mirren

We've been asked to do 'Playboy' together,
me and Victoria, as a pair.
I don't think I'll ever go naked, but I'll never say never.
- David Beckham

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars.
I don't need a TV audience.
Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.
- Mark Roberts

I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
- Benny Hill

If people were really naked and everyone knew what each other was thinking,
everyone would probably just laugh...
or they'd lock each other up.
- Robyn Hitchcock

Shoes and clothing damage our ability to survive naked in the wilderness.
- Steve Mann

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging
from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
- Bette Davis

I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can
a rude remark or a vulgar action.
- Tennessee Williams

Apparently I'm the most naked that anyone's been on TNT.
My poor mother.
I'm ready to run away.
- Sheryl Lee

The idea of photographing an Arab man naked and having
him simulate homosexual activity,
and having an American GI woman in the photographs,
is the end of society in their eyes.
- Seymour Hersh

My wife was afraid of the dark...
then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
- Rodney Dangerfield

It is something actresses need to go through and I
think they look forward to being naked in a movie.
I don't know why, but it is something you need to exhaust from yourself.
- Sophie Marceau

I personally don't have a problem with naked bodies on television.
- Lesley-Anne Down

I have been wearing black, which was a reaction to the Ginger thing.
But now I have hopes and I can be anything.
Tomorrow I might be naked with a feather boa,
who knows?
- Geri Halliwell

The law was made for one thing alone,
for the exploitation of those who don't understand it,
or are prevented by naked misery from obeying it.
- Bertolt Brecht

Man's naked form belongs to no particular moment in history;
it is eternal,
and can be looked upon with joy by the people of all ages.
- Auguste Rodin

I find nothing wrong with the naked body.
- Moira Kelly

They say a lot of women would like to see me naked,
but there's not a lens long enough for that.
- Andy Garcia

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship,
much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
- Gilbert Gottfried

Facts which at first seem improbable will,
even on scant explanation, drop the cloak which has
hidden them and stand forth in naked and simple beauty.
- Galileo Galilei

The miser, starving his brother's body,
starves also his own soul, and at death shall creep
out of his great estate of injustice,
poor and naked and miserable.
- Theodore Parker

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place,
but not much.
- Buddy Hackett

How much has to be explored and discarded before reaching
the naked flesh of feeling.
- Claude Debussy

Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.
- Warren Buffett

I like to walk around my apartment naked.
I like sitting around in the nude watching sports,
actually.
- Kylie Bax

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it.
The only time I have negative attention is when I run
naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
- Janeane Garofalo

Revenge is the naked idol of the worship of a semi-barbarous age.
- Percy Bysshe Shelley

To write well you must be willing to go naked into the world.
- Daniel Keys Moran

We were mainly concerned about nudity -
how much could be shown in 1959 and how much would convey,
without being gratuitous, the terror of being attacked naked and wet.
- Joseph Stefano

A lot of people refuse to do things because they don't want to go naked,
don't want to go without guarantee.
But that's what's got to happen.
You go naked until you die.
- Nikki Giovanni

Memory, in widow's weeds, with naked feet stands on a tombstone.
- Aubrey de Vere

At male strip shows, it is still the women that we watch,
the audience of women and their eager faces.
They are more obscene than if they were dancing naked themselves.
- Jean Baudrillard

Some of the evil of my tale may have been inherent in our circumstances.
For years we lived anyhow with one another in the naked desert,
under the indifferent heaven.
- T. E. Lawrence

Independent minded girls that are naked sounds like
a great start to something.
- Joshua Homme

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes,
otherwise quite naked.
- Zebulon Pike

The end was surely near.
The Nazis killed you only when you were naked,
because they knew, psychologically, that naked people never resist.
- Simon Wiesenthal

They, astounded at the flash of the armor,
and the swiftness of the charge, and attacked by showers of arrows and missiles,
half naked as they were, never stopped to resist but gave way.
- Arrian

I sleep completely naked to make me believe you are here,
but when I wake up it is not the same thing.
Most of all, don't deceive me with other women any more.
- Camille Claudel

I'm glad I am a woman who once danced naked in the
Mediterranean Sea at midnight.
- Mercedes McCambridge

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes,
just by jumping on buses.
I put my arm in the door on the outside,
and the bus just drives away with me naked.
- Mark Roberts

If people see me in some sort of niche,
then that's fine.
As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.
- Rob Corddry


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