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Arthur Baer Quotes and Sayings

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A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
- Arthur Baer

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
- Arthur Baer

If you do big things they print your face,
and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
- Arthur Baer

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
- Arthur Baer

 

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
- Arthur Baer

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.
- Arthur Baer

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
- Arthur Baer

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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
- Arthur Baer

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence,
but doesn't climb over it.
- Arthur Baer

Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the
resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.
- George Meany

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to
ban people from wearing pants that fit too low.
However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
- Conan O'Brien

If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to
write a song I probably would be a plumber today.
- Barry Mann

The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's.
- Martin H. Fischer

Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber
or a bookkeeper or a salesman.
- Bela Lugosi

I never planned on being a plumber.
- Scott Caan

I wanted to be a plumber.
- Robert Goulet

It's still about the women.
It's not called Desperate Plumber.
People are more interested in cat fights.
- James Denton

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
- Woody Allen

Let's say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory,
I would download music, you feel what I'm saying?
- Obie Trice

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is
a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day.
But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh
and those guys still have him on in the morning,
because he is a real talent.
- Artie Lange

You don't need anybody to tell you
who you are or what you are.
You are what you are!
- John Lennon

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had
because they didn't have the talent
or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela

I cannot teach anybody anything.
I can only make them think.
- Socrates

You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe,
deserves your love and affection.
- The Buddha

The biggest mistake we could ever make in our lives
is to think we work for anybody but ourselves.
- Brian Tracy

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything.
And that is by making the other person want to do it.
- Dale Carnegie

I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true.
I am not bound to succeed,
but I am bound to live by the light that I have.
I must stand with anybody that stands right,
and stand with him while he is right,
and part with him when he goes wrong.
- Abraham Lincoln

You can search throughout the entire universe for someone
who is more deserving of your
love and affection than you are yourself,
and that person is not to be found anywhere.
You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe
deserve your love and affection.
- The Buddha

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side
which he never shows to anybody.
- Mark Twain

Stand with anybody that stands right,
stand with him while he is right
and part with him when he goes wrong.
- Abraham Lincoln

Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend,
but it requires a very fine nature
to sympathize with a friend's success.
- Oscar Wilde

I didn't want to marry anybody else in town.
I want my baby to look like you.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote

One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.
- Mother Teresa

I want to share with you the three rules
that I have in order to accept an apprentice.
Rule Number 1: Don't believe me.
I don't want you to believe me
but I want you to listen and make choices - your choices.
If what I say, doesn't work for you, leave it.
But if it works for you and that's what you want, then make it yours.
Rule Number 2: Don't believe yourself.
Why? Because most of your belief system is a lie - it's not true.
And by believing yourself, you create all the limitations
that don't allow you to be what you really are.
Don't believe yourself. Listen to what you say,
listen to what you think, listen to what you believe.
And when you listen, open your ears, open your mind,
open your intelligence and make choices.
Rule 3 is, don't believe anybody else.
Don't believe them at all.
Open your ears and your mind; listen and make choices.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
- W. C. Fields

The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club,
don't you?
- Ben Hogan

Love is like a virus.
It can happen to anybody at any time.
- Maya Angelou

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

I auditioned on my own.
I tried to make a mark for myself without anybody's help,
not even Mom's.
- Kate Hudson

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
- Will Rogers

Anybody who has been seriously engaged is scientific
work of any kind realizes that over the entrance to
the gates of the temple of science are written the words:
'Ye must have faith.'
- Max Planck

Treat your password like your toothbrush.
Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
- Clifford Stoll

You can't trust anybody with power.
- Newt Gingrich

Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
- Salvador Dali

When you are alone you are not alone,
you are simply lonely -
and there is a tremendous difference
between loneliness and aloneness.
When you are lonely you are thinking of the other,
you are missing the other.
Loneliness is a negative state.
You are feeling that it would have been
better if the other were there -
your friend, your wife, your mother,
your beloved, your husband.
It would have been good if the other
were there, but the other is not.
Loneliness is absence of the other.
Aloneness is the presence of oneself.
Aloneness is very positive.
It is a presence, overflowing presence.
You are so full of presence
that you can fill the whole universe
with your presence and there is no need for anybody.
- Osho

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President;
I'm beginning to believe it.
- Clarence Darrow

The scenes on this field would have cured anybody of war.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you.
Never excuse yourself.
- Henry Ward Beecher

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy,
hasn't got money.
- David Geffen

I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be
left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.
- Frank Moore Colby

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

I've never shown anybody a draft of anything.
- Shelby Foote

I personally am opposed to abortion,
but I will not judge anybody else's right in that regard
because I am not a woman and I could never face the actual reality of it.
- Martin Sheen

I think having land and not ruining it is the most
beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.
- Andy Warhol

The last thing the Department of Homeland Security
is about is infringing on anybody's constitutionally protected rights.
- Janet Napolitano

So see every opportunity as golden, and keep your eyes on the prize -
yours,
not anybody else's.
- Roberta Flack

It was really like waking up one morning and going,
Wow, I enjoy being with this person more than anybody else in my life,
and it just turned out to be mutual.
- Brian Austin Green

Americans don't think we should be raising taxes on anybody,
especially in the middle of a recession.
- Mitch McConnell

I'm proud to say I've never been anybody's lapdog.
- Dan Rather

Nobody's going to force me to do something against my will.
What do I owe anybody that I should submit my will to them?
- Lauryn Hill

That's my advice to all homosexuals,
whether they're in the Boy Scouts,
or in the Army or in high school: Shut up,
don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier.
- Bill O'Reilly

Well, the thought that everybody might have a personal
computer at their desk or their home was certainly
not on the mainstream of anybody's activity at that time.
- Jack Kilby

I'm not really on a mission to tell anybody anything.
I'd rather be figured out.
- Diana Krall

I had neither expert aid nor advice.
I studied no courses in writing; until a year or so ago,
I never read a book by anybody advising writers how to write.
- Robert E. Howard

It's not hard.
When I'm not hitting, I don't hit nobody.
But when I'm hitting, I hit anybody.
- Willie Mays

I'm pro-death penalty, but what I have not seen is
anybody that would mock someone on death row.
- Gary Bauer

I don't give advice.
I can't tell anybody what to do.
Instead I say this is what we know about this problem at this time.
And here are the consequences of these actions.
- Joyce Brothers

Mr. Rickey, I'll put more people in the park than anybody since Babe Ruth.
- Dizzy Dean

When somebody like Elvis Costello comes along,
anybody can make a good record with him.
- Nick Lowe


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