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Bernie Mac Quotes and Sayings

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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass,
but he really knows how to treat his actors.
- Bernie Mac

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.
- Bernie Mac

I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
- Bernie Mac

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people,
take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill,
get the ice-cold beer and the cigars -
that's heaven here on earth.
- Bernie Mac

 

My friend Jerry Falwell was the one who said it,
and he was a guest on my show, and it's hard to take
the blame for everybody who shows up on your show.
- Pat Robertson

What I always say is that we're the illegitimate children
of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis.
- Kevin McDonald

We got on American Bandstand, where kids would dance
to a record and then rate it.
We called ourselves Tom and Jerry.
I was Jerry.
- Paul Simon

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In many ways when Jerry Ford pardoned Nixon,
in a certain way, he did speak for the country.
- Morley Safer

I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place.
The network was already committed to doing something with him,
so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.
- Larry David

Harry Patch didn't get enough recognition.
Jerry Garcia got too much.
- Trevor Dunn

A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis.
That would be a really neat treat.
- Michael O'Donoghue

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke,
you know you're in trouble.
- Mark Russell

I used to pretend that I was Tom attacking Jerry,
who was drawn on the ball.
- Monica Seles

Me and Jerry left because we felt we weren't getting
anywhere playing our old songs in tiny clubs.
The group was getting stale and staying behind the times.
- Johnny Thunders

I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.
- Billy Joel

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Before I ever put anything on paper,
Jerry and I would talk back and forth.
- Joe Shuster

What Jerry has done, in a masterful way,
is go through and select portions of the Scripture
and put words in Jesus' mouth that are legitimate because
they already appear in the Bible.
- Tim LaHaye

Being down in Orlando, Florida, where we filmed the movie,
I learned how to bass fish.
Jerry Reed, who plays the villain in the movie,
taught me how to bass fish.
- Henry Winkler

I was very keen on people like Elvis,
Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Gene Vincent.
- Robin Trower

It's grown into a personal relationship,
yeah.
I'm crazy about Jerry.
I think he's a unique character.
- Jon Voight

I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers,
who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days.
If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry
Ford might have been a household word today.
- Gerald R. Ford

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
- Trey Parker

I never got tired of Tom and Jerry, but I did have
a dream of doing more with my life than making cartoons.
- Joseph Barbera

In 1974, the modeling world changed.
Jerry Ford and my lawyer negotiated the deal for the
first exclusive contract in modeling history.
- Lauren Hutton

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms
of a woman without also falling into her hands.
- Jerry Lewis

I couldn't watch Tom and Jerry.
The cruelty was too much.
I had all these strange images, of tiny animals,
all mixed up.
- Julie Walters

I'm looking forward to talking to Bill Parcells,
too, and to seeing how that marriage with Jerry Jones goes.
- Lisa Guerrero

Jerry Rice made the decision and we honestly tried
to accommodate him the best way we can.
- Al Davis

It's not the same without Jerry.
It never will be.
- Bill Kreutzmann

It looks to me to be obvious that the whole world cannot eat an American diet.
- Jerry Brown

Next time we need to be on drugs and have lots of suffering
and alcohol abuse going on while recording,
I'm kinda picturing a Jerry Lee Lewis session from the mid Seventies.
- Jim Diamond

Back then, I, most rockers loved Chuck Berry,
Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis...
you know in the '60s.
- Joe Cocker

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake.
It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
- Jerry Seinfeld

I like the Stooges.
You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered
late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'.
I really liked that.
- Mike Judge

I wouldn't call myself a standup in the presence of
Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock,
but I do my share of it and it has been and remains
part of my activity and I like it.
- Alan Thicke

In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests,
really, we just haven't been on the show.
- Marilyn Manson

One out of every 100 families in Vermont was a part
owner of Ben and Jerry's.
- Jerry Greenfield

Not only do I sing to him, I sing entire conversations.
You become Jerry Lewis.
- Paul Reiser

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender,
but you don't have a top for it.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Writers write.
Dreamers talk about it.
- Jerry B. Jenkins

I'll work with Jerry Seinfeld any day of the week.
Get a nice little paycheck there, but you do it for free.
It's just good to be associated with that man.
He's a great guy.
- Patrick Warburton

'Home Alone' was a movie, not an alibi.
- Jerry Orbach

I loved Carl Perkins, Jerry lee Lewis...
not only were they personal friends.
- Wanda Jackson

Jerry and I hoped that it would be a popular bestseller.
- Tim LaHaye

If you could see the instructions that I gave Jerry to begin with,
I'd be embarrassed.
- Tim LaHaye

I think it's Jerry's masterful fiction writing.
- Tim LaHaye

We need a very strong military to protect the freedoms we do have.
- Jerry Bruckheimer

Train service is particularly vital for the students
and employees of Southern Illinois University.
- Jerry Costello

The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program
and we need to cut welfare.
Just the opposite!
We need more welfare and fewer jobs.
- Jerry Brown

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a
wrestling hold called the lip lock.
- Jerry Lawler

My father was an agnostic.
- Jerry Falwell

I believe that global warming is a myth.
And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at
all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time.
- Jerry Falwell

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life.
No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get
out of seeing kids realize there is hope.
- Jerry Lewis

Somebody's always getting me to come lecture to their writing class,
and I don't talk about writing at all,
I talk about the business of making a living at this racket.
- Jerry Pournelle

I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since
I have been in the WWF and those people are still there
or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
- Jerry Lawler

Somebody once said I had a face for radio and a voice for newspapers.
- Jerry Springer

Our military thought that they couldn't get to Pearl Harbor,
that it was too long a journey from Japan to get there,
and they proved us wrong.
- Jerry Bruckheimer

Never go for the punch line.
There might be something funnier on the way.
- Jerry Stiller

Pope John Paul II brought hope to all corners of the world,
to people of all faiths and backgrounds,
with his powerful belief in the human spirit.
- Jerry Costello

In the beginning, we had a great deal of freedom,
and Jerry wrote completely out of his imagination -
very,
very freely.
We even had no editorial supervision to speak of,
because they were in such a rush to get the thing in before deadline.
But later on we were restricted.
- Joe Shuster

You no longer have much in the way of knowing what to do in a big,
epic novel about the future, because nobody knows what
the hell is going to happen.
- Jerry Pournelle

I do not believe we can blame genetics for adultery,
homosexuality, dishonesty and other character flaws.
- Jerry Falwell

AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals;
it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.
- Jerry Falwell

There's a great deal of love for one another on this club.
Perhaps we're living in Camelot.
- Jerry Kramer

And that's another piece of advice I'll give junior writers;
when you get to the point where they take you to lunch,
let the editor suggest where to go.
- Jerry Pournelle

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
- Jerry Seinfeld

Men don't care what's on TV.
They only care what else is on TV.
- Jerry Seinfeld

While some people are certainly seeing economic benefits,
many others are unemployed, underemployed,
without health insurance and struggling to make ends meet.
- Jerry Costello

I've written enough books with real celebrities,
such as Walter Payton and Hank Aaron and Billy Graham,
to know that fame looks good only to people who don't have it.
- Jerry B. Jenkins


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