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Bob Hope Quotes and Sayings

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob Hope

Related topics: Age

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope

I don't feel old.
I don't feel anything till noon.
That's when it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun.
If you play it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope

 

The trees in Siberia are miles apart,
that is why the dogs are so fast.
- Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money
if you can prove that you don't need it.
- Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
- Bob Hope

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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
- Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country,
I'll do it.
- Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things -
not the great occasions -
that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
- Bob Hope

When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage -
he shot both his parents and moved in.
- Bob Hope

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't
help wondering from what direction.
- Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
- Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow
the hereafter on a technicality.
- Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
- Bob Hope

I like to play in the low 70's.
If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
- Bob Hope

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.
- Bob Hope

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
- Bob Hope

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally
and rubbed his name off the piano.
- Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you.
Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
- Bob Hope

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
- Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart,
you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
- Bob Hope

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
- Bob Hope

I have a wonderful make-up crew.
They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
- Bob Hope

The good news is that Jesus is coming back.
The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
- Bob Hope

They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
- Bob Hope

I have seen what a laugh can do.
It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable,
even hopeful.
- Bob Hope

I grew up with six brothers.
That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
- Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.
- Bob Hope

I've always been in the right place and time.
Of course, I steered myself there.
- Bob Hope

Three Rules of Work:
Out of clutter find simplicity;
From discord find harmony;
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
- Albert Einstein

Walk on road, hmmm?
Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe.
Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape.
Here, karate, same thing.
Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no."
You karate do "guess so," squish just like grape. Understand?
- Miyagi: character in the movie Karate Kid

The youth gets together his materials
to build a bridge to the moon,
or, perchance, a palace or temple on the earth,
and, at length, the middle-aged man
concludes to build a woodshed with them.
- Henry David Thoreau

Love is what makes two people
sit in the middle of a park bench
when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking
that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
- Don Marquis

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.
Middle age is when you're forced to.
- Bill Vaughan

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts
catching up with Mother Nature.
- Harold Coffin

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.
- Orson Welles

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young,
the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
- John Ciardi

A story should have a beginning, a middle,
and an end...
but not necessarily in that order.
- Jean-Luc Godard

It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary
to put all the play and learning into childhood,
all the work into middle age,
and all the regrets into old age.
- Margaret Mead

The really frightening thing about middle age is the
knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
- Doris Day

In politics the middle way is none at all.
- John Adams

Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
- Doris Day

One of the greatest titles we can have is "old friend."
We never appreciate how important old friends are until we are older.
The problem is we need to start our old friendships when we are young.
We then have to nurture and grow those friendships over our middle age
when a busy life and changing geographies
can cause us to neglect those friends.
Today is the day to invest in those people
we hope will call us "old friend" in the years to come.
- Grant Fairley

Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle.
It's merely waiting to be reupholstered.
- the movie Casino Royale (1966)

Brave men are all vertebrates; they have their softness
on the surface and their toughness in the middle.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Losing streaks are funny.
If you lose at the beginning you got off to a bad start.
If you lose in the middle of the season,
you're in a slump.
If you lose at the end, you're choking.
- Gene Mauch

I don't see pitches down the middle anymore -
not even in batting practice.
- Hank Aaron

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman:
Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
- Emo Philips

Therefore, the observation must be explicitly made:
In the Middle East and in the Muslim world,
suspicions linger concerning the objectives of the West and notably the US.
- Recep Tayyip Erdogan

I am pleased to see that many of the world's leaders
have publicly recognized that the crisis in the Middle
East was deliberately incited by terrorist organizations.
- Alcee Hastings

A tragedy is a representation of an action that is
whole and complete and of a certain magnitude.
A whole is what has a beginning and middle and end.
- Aristotle

It's nice to see that people in Middle America are really affected.
- Randy Harrison

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
- Paul Simon

No student of history can fail to see the moral interest of the Middle Ages,
any more than an artist can fail to see their aesthetic interest.
- Goldwin Smith

Life is not so much about beginnings and endings as
it is about going on and on and on.
It is about muddling through the middle.
- Anna Quindlen

When you're in the middle of a pennant race,
you can't go up there thinking about home runs.
- Sammy Sosa

Considered subjectively, philosophy always begins in the middle,
like an epic poem.
- Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

In addition, each barrel of oil we save through conservation
further decreases our dangerous reliance on unstable Middle East oil.
- Paul Gillmor

We might be on the brink of an apocalypse if,
instead of poor people with suicide bombs killing middle class guys,
middle-class people with suicide bombs started killing rich guys.
- Bruce Sterling

If you asked anybody in my family, they would have
very stridently proclaimed themselves middle class.
My mother and father were separated,
so he doesn't count.
- Dave Van Ronk

There doesn't seem to be a lot of middle ground with me.
- Nathan Lane

I mean if I'm in the middle of a field with my keyboard
and some headphones and I feel inspired to write something,
I'll just write something really beautiful and mellow.
- Vanessa Brown

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle
East in a Palestinian schoolbook.
- Suzanne Fields

Above all, it is not decency or goodness of gentleness
that impresses the Middle East,
but strength.
- Meir Kahane

I don't think any movie or any book or any work of
art can solve the stalemate in the Middle East today.
But it's certainly worth a try.
- Steven Spielberg

I think punk rock, especially for me,
was a big middle finger to this whole talent thing.
- Mike Watt

When sadness happens in the middle of work,
I separate my personal grief from my train of thought.
- Sergio Aragones

Upstate New York in the middle of October.
You can't get more beautiful than that.
- Paul Reiser


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