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Carol Burnett Quotes and Sayings

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It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad
that we don't have a system where the losing team has
to pay the winning team's lawyers.
- Carol Burnett

Related topics: Legal

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up.
I wish my grandmother had done the same.
I wanted my girls to know me.
- Carol Burnett

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.
- Carol Burnett

It's also selfish because it makes you feel good when you help others.
I've been helped by acts of kindness from strangers.
That's why we're here, after all, to help others.
- Carol Burnett

 

I don't eat much meat, fish, or poultry.
- Carol Burnett

But I don't begrudge anybody, because I know how hard
it is to have that dream and to make it happen,
whether or not it's just to put a roof over your head and food on the table.
- Carol Burnett

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk.
It helps to know that you can survive it.
That's an education in itself.
- Carol Burnett

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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
- Carol Burnett

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week,
double features, second run.
- Carol Burnett

Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
- Carol Burnett

But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life.
I didn't even ask to be famous.
All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
- Carol Burnett

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
- Carol Burnett

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.
- Carol Burnett

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals.
I mean, I can pack it away.
- Carol Burnett

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.
- Carol Burnett

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
- Carol Burnett

I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
- Carol Burnett

I don't have false teeth.
Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
- Carol Burnett

Celebrity was a long time in coming;
it will go away.
Everything goes away.
- Carol Burnett

Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on -
I guess you'd call it welfare,
what we called relief.
- Carol Burnett

Only I can change my life.
No one can do it for me.
- Carol Burnett

Well, I don't know how astute I am, but I did want
to be a journalist when I was growing up.
- Carol Burnett

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that,
in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines.
Which means they didn't have the protection that a newspaper has.
- Carol Burnett

My grandmother and I followed my mother here,
to a house a block north of Hollywood Boulevard but
a million miles away from Hollywood,
if you know what I mean.
We would hang out behind the ropes and look at the
movie stars arriving at the premieres.
- Carol Burnett

It costs you nothing to make another happy -
and you gain your true self through the act of spreading joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are risks and costs to action.
But they are far less than the long range
risks of comfortable inaction.
- John F. Kennedy

Anything that costs you more hours of effort or worry
than it brings you hours of enjoyment
is a candidate for downsizing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When you have to kill a man,
it costs nothing to be polite.
- Winston Churchill

To be admitted to Nature's hearth costs nothing.
None is excluded, but excludes himself.
You have only to push aside the curtain.
- Henry David Thoreau

Money often costs too much.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The big difference between sex for money and sex for
free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
- Brendan Behan

Lawsuit abuse is a major contributor to the increased costs of healthcare,
goods and services to consumers.
- Charles W. Pickering

Frivolous lawsuits are booming in this county.
The U.S.
has more costs of litigation per person than any other
industrialized nation in the world,
and it is crippling our economy.
- Jack Kingston

The new information technology...
Internet and e-mail...
have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.
- Peter Drucker

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
- Will Rogers

Then hast our the Red Stone perfect with less labour,
expense of time and costs, for the which ever thank God.
- George Ripley

If you have to ask how much it costs,
you can't afford it.
- J. P. Morgan

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak
ill requires only our silence,
which costs us nothing.
- John Tillotson

Failure in the theater is more dramatic and uglier
than any other form of writing.
It costs so much, you feel so guilty.
- Lillian Hellman

Americans have been conditioned to respect newness,
whatever it costs them.
- John Updike

It is now time to reverse the trend we have seen developing over the years,
that of beauty at all costs and health will take care of itself.
- Bill Munson

The flaw in the statute is that in all its applications,
it operates on a fundamentally mistaken premise that
high solicitation costs are an accurate measure of fraud.
- Harry A. Blackmun

I expect an energy bill to increase and diversify supply
and stabilize energy prices -
not drive up energy costs in one part of the country
to subsidize energy in another region.
- Pete Domenici

I think we do better as a country when we go step by step toward a goal,
and the goal in this case should be reducing health care costs.
- Lamar Alexander

Illegal immigration costs taxpayers $45 billion a year in health care,
education, and incarceration expenses.
- Ric Keller

Opera is credible drama now, and it costs less than
going to a football match.
What have you got to lose?
- Lesley Garrett

And, in the past, it has been all too easy for legislators
to load costs onto business in order to meet broader social goals.
And costs for business means costs for consumers.
- John Hutton

Our goal is to make Maine the healthiest state in the
nation and reduce our overall health care costs.
- John Baldacci

I'm very impatient.
I am.
That's the bane of my game.
I don't think about what I'm going to do -
I just go hit it,
I don't stop to wait and think.
Costs me two shots a round.
- Brett Hull

Health care costs blunt the competitive edge of American entrepreneurs,
from the auto industry to internet start-ups.
- Tom Allen

People are very protective of their cell phones,
how it's used, where it's used and how much it costs.
It has become a very personal issue for a whole lot
of people in this country.
- Steve Largent

It costs a great deal of money to do a musical,
and the more money involved, the more big business influences the artform.
- Hal Price

Many of us are alarmed at the skyrocketing cost of medical care,
including patients, who are the consumers.
However, medical malpractice is not the reason for these increasing costs.
- Joe Baca

I employ 20 people in Vienna.
The other 130 coworkers are pilots and flight companions.
The Overhead is limited with me.
Reduces naturally the costs of my fliers.
- Niki Lauda

I don't want any yes-men around me.
I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
- Samuel Goldwyn

We asked the workers to give up 25 percent of their salaries.
Imagine!
We asked the industrialists to freeze all costs,
no matter what the inflation is.
- Shimon Peres

Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises,
for never intending to go beyond promise,
it costs nothing.
- Edmund Burke

Life is inherently risky.
There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs,
and that is the risk of doing nothing.
- Denis Waitley

A ship is always referred to as "she" because it costs
so much to keep one in paint and powder.
- Chester W. Nimitz

A smile costs about $240.
- Roma Downey

It is better to give then to lend, and it costs about the same.
- Philip Gibbs

In a time of serious budget deficits,
immense war costs and a sluggish economy,
we cannot afford to grant such outlandish subsidies
to some of our Nation's largest corporations.
- Ron Kind

It costs you something to do good!
- Zora Neale Hurston

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
- Dolly Parton

Money costs too much.
- Ross MacDonald

For a man to attain to an eminent degree in learning costs him time,
watching, hunger, nakedness, dizziness in the head,
weakness in the stomach, and other inconveniences.
- Miguel de Cervantes

It costs a lot to build bad products.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

I am hopeful for the American people that we can actually
improve the outlook for bringing down costs in health care.
- Eric Cantor

Alabama seniors all across the Third Congressional
District continue facing high drug costs.
- Mike Rogers

The result of long-term relationships is better and better quality,
and lower and lower costs.
- W. Edwards Deming

It'd be nice to make lots of money but it's quite difficult,
because every time I make lots of money I make a bigger
piece that costs lots of money.
- Damien Hirst


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