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Colin Mochrie Quotes and Sayings

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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying.
Could this be an act of cod?
- Colin Mochrie

We want to be funny.
We want to make people laugh...
We'll do whatever it takes.
- Colin Mochrie

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.
- Colin Mochrie

I'm a traveling practical joker.
That's my line of work.
- Colin Mochrie

 

My most important professional accomplishment to date
is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever.
- Colin Mochrie

The people who influenced me most were the people who
said I would never make it.
They gave me a thirst for revenge.
- Colin Mochrie

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?
- Colin Mochrie

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Please call your second witness, and then call your mother,
she worries.
- Colin Mochrie

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.
- Colin Mochrie

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!
- Colin Mochrie

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum...
but come on down.
We're going crazy.
- Colin Mochrie

I have many favorite artists...
Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!
- Colin Mochrie

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people,
one person will always disagree with the other nine!
- Colin Mochrie

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand,
Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people
who threatened to sue if we used their songs.
- Colin Mochrie

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school,
I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band.
Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.
- Colin Mochrie

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
- Colin Mochrie

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work,
talent, and discipline.
And that's why I just make up crap.
- Colin Mochrie

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.
- Colin Mochrie

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought,
I'm making a living from making things up.
It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.
- Colin Mochrie

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.
- Colin Mochrie

We'll be back to our nature documentary,
'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.
- Colin Mochrie

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.
- Colin Mochrie

My god!
It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!
- Colin Mochrie

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created
where I'm sort of the thing,
so I have total control over everything that happens.
When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust.
I know things are going to work out.
I don't have those guarantees in life.
There are no consequences on stage.
- Colin Mochrie

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying
audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours.
Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on,
and then once we're out there, everything's fine.
- Colin Mochrie

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life,
like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking
out in a long bank lineup.
Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had.
- Colin Mochrie

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it.
The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore
my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.
- Colin Mochrie

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was
arrested today on prostitution ring charges.
He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds
across state line for immoral porpoises.
- Colin Mochrie

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry.
Everything from the reliance of style over substance
to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters,
but the thing I would love most would be if they understood
people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.
- Colin Mochrie

A well-developed sense of humor
is the pole that adds balance to your steps,
as you walk the tightrope of life.
- William Arthur Ward PHOTO

To live is to choose. But to choose well,
you must know who you are and what you stand for,
where you want to go and why you want to get there.
- Kofi Annan

Life may not be the party we hoped for,
but while we are here we might as well dance.
- Anonymous

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement.
But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
- Niels Bohr

Life is not about how fast you run
or how high you climb
but how well you bounce.
- Vivian Komori

Treat the earth well.
It was not given to you by your parents,
it was loaned to you by your children.
We do not inherit the Earth from our Ancestors,
we borrow it from our Children.
- Native American traditional

Trust your own inner guidance.
Have faith that your steps are
carrying you toward your dreams.
Keep your eyes on the heavens
and believe that your feet will carry you well.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often.
- Anonymous

Hold on... Joyfully.
Holding-on does not have to be
a desperate teeth-gritting kind of holding-on.
Holding-on can be a joyful
"this is just the nature of Life,
so I may as well enjoy it"
kind of holding-on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
- Dave Barry

That some achieve great success,
is proof to all that others can achieve it as well.
- Abraham Lincoln

Well done is better than well said.
- Benjamin Franklin

No face which we can give to a matter
will stead us so well at last as the truth.
This alone wears well.
- Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is ever going to work out the way you want,
so you may as well choose to want the way life does work out.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People often say that motivation doesn't last.
Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
- Zig Ziglar

Life is a dangerous - ultimately fatal - endeavor,
so you may as well live it full out.
Chart your course, cast off the lines,
and boldly sail the seas of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Look well into thyself; there is a source of strength
which will always spring up if thou wilt always look there.
- Marcus Aurelius

A well-spent day brings happy sleep.
- Leonardo da Vinci

Before we acquire great power
we must acquire wisdom to use it well.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Well-behaved women seldom make history.
- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Character is higher than intellect.
A great soul will be strong to live as well as think.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep,
so a life well spent brings happy death.
- Leonardo da Vinci

If there is anything that a man can do well,
I say let him do it. Give him a chance.
- Abraham Lincoln

Your point of view sets you up well in advance
for how you view the events as they unfold.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Well-being is making its way to you at all times.
If you will relax and find a way to allow it,
it will be your experience.
- Abraham (Esther Hicks)

When the well's dry, we know the worth of water.
- Benjamin Franklin

The more we care for the happiness of others,
the greater is our own sense of well-being.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

All's well that ends well.
- Proverb (and title of a Shakespeare play)

Resistance to the organized mass can be effected only
by the man who is as well organized
in his individuality as the mass itself.
- Carl Jung

Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
A man should do his job so well that the living,
the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If there is any one secret of success,
it lies in the ability to get
the other person's point of view
and see things from that person's angle
as well as from your own.
- Henry Ford

The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The part can never be well unless the whole is well.
- Plato

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread.
- John Muir

You are defined by your habits - choose well.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Violence, even well intentioned,
always rebounds upon oneself.
- Lao Tzu

It is not enough to have a good mind,
the main thing is to use it well.
- Rene Descartes

What is once well done is done forever.
- Henry David Thoreau

The well-timed question is more impacting than an answer.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread,
places to play in and pray in,
where nature may heal and cheer
and give strength to the body and soul.
- John Muir

Appreciation is a wonderful thing.
It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.
- Voltaire


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