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Craig Bruce Quotes and Sayings

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It's hardware that makes a machine fast.
It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
- Craig Bruce

Related topics: Computers

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
- Craig Bruce

The difference between being able to understand something
and inventing it in the first place...
is called genius.
- Craig Bruce

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
- Craig Bruce


The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
- Craig Bruce

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
- Craig Bruce

In order for a man to be truly evil,
he must be a woman.
- Craig Bruce

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If I gave a damn what other people think of me,
I would be more like other people.
- Craig Bruce

The entire universe is working against me.
I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
- Craig Bruce

Never question the relevance of truth,
but always question the truth of relevance.
- Craig Bruce

Think Tank, noun: The shower.
- Craig Bruce

Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime.
We can never hope to eradicate crime,
so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
- Craig Bruce

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head!
- Craig Bruce

I am woman, hear me bitch.
- Craig Bruce

Live every day as if it is your last,
and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
- Craig Bruce

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end;
it has an event horizon.
- Craig Bruce

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush,
Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are
people who disagree with Bush,
Cheney and Rumsfeld.
- Craig Bruce

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
- Craig Bruce

Supermarket automatic doors open for me;
I am.
- Craig Bruce

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
- Craig Bruce

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do,
let's kill all the anarchists.
- Craig Bruce

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
- Craig Bruce

Anything on paper is obsolete!
- Craig Bruce

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming
business because they have become so fast recently
that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
- Craig Bruce

Something is always simple until you try it.
- Craig Bruce

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
- Craig Bruce

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
- Craig Bruce

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
- Craig Bruce

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.
- Craig Bruce

It's funny how social activists usually protest against
the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
- Craig Bruce

From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
- Craig Bruce

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.
- Craig Bruce

The people who actually do things always suffer the
slings and arrows of those who don't.
- Craig Bruce

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration;
just think how many bombs that would buy!
- Craig Bruce

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
- Craig Bruce

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first
place that you looked for it.
- Craig Bruce

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.
- Craig Bruce

The world is real.
Consciousness is the illusion.
- Craig Bruce

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
- Craig Bruce

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
- Craig Bruce

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress...
for more than a decade.
- Craig Bruce

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
- Craig Bruce

1 + 1 = 2.
Everything else is derived.
- Craig Bruce

Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
- Craig Bruce

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
- Craig Bruce

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
- Craig Bruce

'Programming' is a four-letter word.
- Craig Bruce

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good
fight back in the 1960's,
but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful
things to do since they now spend most of their time
defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
- Craig Bruce

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct
technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists.
They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement.
They are a cult.
A suicide cult.
- Craig Bruce

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work.
Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services.
Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money.
Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
- Craig Bruce

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment
of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan
era are feeling appropriately stupid today.
'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union!
- We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
- Craig Bruce

Software comes from heaven when you have good hardware.
- Ken Olsen

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
- Kin Hubbard

Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as
frustrating as reading manuals without the software.
- Arthur C. Clarke

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
- Alan Kay

When I was quite young, she was working in a hardware store,
so I grew up knowing about hardware.
- Elizabeth Moon

In designing hardware to be used every day,
it was important to keep both the human aspects and the machine in mind.
What looks good also often feels good.
- Michael Graves

Rank does not intimidate hardware.
Neither does the lack of rank.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

With our next generation hardware, polygon rendering
will probably be an area we'll get more heavily into.
- Trip Hawkins

You were up at 5 o'clock in the morning,
and then you'd ride in a caravan, because we didn't
have big movie trucks or trailers that is the hardware of a movie camp.
- Marguerite Moreau

It's more about conception and touch and spirit and
soul than whether my hardware was in place.
- Pat Metheny

When we get the final hardware, the performance is just going to skyrocket.
- J Allard

Hardware works best when it matters the least.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

In the 1950s in Columbia, South Carolina,
it was considered OK for kids to play with weird things.
We could go to the hardware store and buy 100 feet of dynamite fuse.
- Kary Mullis

With bundled machines you can throw away the hardware and keep the software,
and it's still a good buy.
- Adam Osborne

I also taught myself how to blow glass using a propane
torch from the hardware store and managed to make some
elementary chemistry plumbing such as tees and small glass bulbs.
- Robert B. Laughlin

We are not intimidated by the size of the armies,
or the type of hardware the US has brought.
- Saddam Hussein

My background is in hardware design.
I found hardware work to be a welcome change from thousands
of hours of programming and that led to the designs you mentioned.
- David Crane

I think that the most beautiful thing lately hasn't
been in hardware or software per se but collaboration -
the idea behind Napster,
which uses the distributed power of the Internet as its engine.
- Steven Levy

If I was designing a web site for elementary school children,
I might have a much higher percentage of older computers
with outdated browsers since keeping up with browser
and hardware technology has not traditionally been
a strong point of most elementary schools.
- Mike Davidson

The hardware manufacturers, game designers,
cable companies and computer companies and,
in fact, film studios are going to ensure that this thing marches on.
They know that they are going to make an enormous amount of money from it.
- Thomas Dolby

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