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Dan Castellaneta Quotes and Sayings

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Don't eat me.
I have a wife and kids.
Eat them.
- Dan Castellaneta

In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
- Dan Castellaneta

Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself
is by making someone else look bad.
And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
- Dan Castellaneta

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
- Dan Castellaneta

 

Beer.
Now there's a temporary solution.
- Dan Castellaneta

The voice doesn't take a lot of effort now,
but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a voice.
The one I settled on was just easier to do for a half-hour.
- Dan Castellaneta

I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.
- Dan Castellaneta

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It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do.
Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along,
I decided to write one myself.
- Dan Castellaneta

It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
- Dan Castellaneta

There are times when the writers ask us to improvise.
Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do,
and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do.
- Dan Castellaneta

I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said,
It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.
- Dan Castellaneta

The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry
about any budgetary issues.
However, even when the show has had its run,
I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.
- Dan Castellaneta

The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles,
I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for
other things besides just cartoon shows.
- Dan Castellaneta

I think that most people don't even know that I do other things.
They think that Homer is all that I do.
- Dan Castellaneta

Getting out of jury duty is easy.
The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
- Dan Castellaneta

After years of doing it, you learn the difference between
your ego and your opinion.
When you're married you have to cut through that.
- Dan Castellaneta

I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years,
because it's really, really hard to do something different
when you have a show going on as long as this has.
- Dan Castellaneta

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
- Dan Castellaneta

It is better to watch things then to do them.
- Dan Castellaneta

The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.
- Dan Castellaneta

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated.
But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers
more freedom than in a normal sitcom.
It always pushes the line that, despite human failings,
the Simpsons are really decent people.
- Dan Castellaneta

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser,
but he's just much misguided.
He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and,
I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.
- Dan Castellaneta

I always enjoyed writing.
I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college.
That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City,
because you could do acting and writing.
- Dan Castellaneta

It's the weirdest thing.
When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized...
It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to...
In L.A., I'm just another character actor.
- Dan Castellaneta

It's a different way of getting across an emotion.
You're trying to get it across to the animator because
the animator is inspired by the voicetrack in terms
of how to animate the character.
- Dan Castellaneta

One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair.
That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary,
but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue
was Homer's image changing because he had hair.
- Dan Castellaneta

Worthless people live only to eat and drink;
people of worth eat and drink only to live.
- Socrates

An overfull calendar, like an overfull stomach,
is a consequence of taking on too much.
Commit, and eat, in moderation.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day,
teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
- Chinese Proverb

Eat to live, and not live to eat.
- Benjamin Franklin

I am proud to be an American.
Because an American can eat anything on the face of
this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
- Bill Cosby

"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile,
one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

By nature, we are all creatures of habit.
We instinctively adopt familiar routines for most activities.
We eat about the same number of meals each day -
at more or less the same times.
We have a regular pattern of sleeping -
unless it is perturbed by illness or shift work.
Most everything we do is habitual.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous

Do the small things of life with a relaxed awareness.
When you are eating, eat totally -
chew totally, taste totally, smell totally.
Touch your bread, feel the texture.
Smell the bread, smell the flavor.
Chew it, let it dissolve into your being.
- Osho

When you are eating, eat totally -
chew totally, taste totally, smell totally.
Touch your bread, feel the texture.
Smell the bread, smell the flavor.
Chew it, let it dissolve into your being,
and remain conscious - and you are meditating.
And then meditation is not separate from life.
- Osho

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody,
I think that is a much greater hunger,
a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.
- Mother Teresa

We need to become good citizens in the global village,
instead of competing.
What are we competing for - to drive more cars,
eat more steaks? That will destroy the world.
- Yuan T. Lee

I eat really healthy, and if I'm tired,
I take a nap.
- Casper Van Dien

It looks to me to be obvious that the whole world cannot eat an American diet.
- Jerry Brown

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that
can stay up all night and eat anything.
- Herb Caen

I love food and feel that it is something that should be enjoyed.
I eat whatever I want.
I just don't overeat.
- Tyra Banks

When I eat with my friends, it is a moment of real pleasure,
when I really enjoy my life.
- Monica Bellucci

I will not eat oysters.
I want my food dead.
Not sick.
Not wounded.
Dead.
- Woody Allen

To say that a work of art is good, but incomprehensible to the majority of men,
is the same as saying of some kind of food that it
is very good but that most people can't eat it.
- Leo Tolstoy

Human beings do not eat nutrients, they eat food.
- Mary Catherine Bateson

I won't eat anything green.
- Kurt Cobain

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not
for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?
- Logan P. Smith

The Sweetest Strawberry:
A man traveling across a field encountered a tiger.
He fled, the tiger after him.
Coming to a precipice,
he caught hold of the root of a wild vine
and swung himself over the edge.
The tiger sniffed at him from above.
Trembling, the man looked down to where,
far below, another tiger was waiting to eat him.
Only the vine sustained him.
Two mice, one white and one black,
little by little started to gnaw away the vine.
The man then saw a luscious strawberry near him.
Grasping the vine with one hand,
he plucked the strawberry with the other.
How sweet it tasted.
- Zen Koan

I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat.
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra
three years in the geriatric ward.
- John Mortimer

I love spaghetti and meatballs...
I eat a lot.
- Susan Lucci

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly
terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
- Samuel Butler

I am happy to make money.
I want to make more money, make more music,
eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers.
- Kid Rock

It's easy for Americans to forget that the food they
eat doesn't magically appear on a supermarket shelf.
- Christopher Dodd

Older people shouldn't eat health food,
they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben

My favorite time of day is to get up and eat leftovers from dinner,
especially spicy food.
- David Byrne

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name.
And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
- Alexander Theroux

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.
- Jack LaLanne

If I'm making a movie and get hungry,
I call time-out and eat some crackers.
- Carol Alt

On long haul flights I always drink loads and loads
of water and eat light and healthy food.
- Lisa Snowdon

Give a man one rabbit, and he will eat for a day;
give a man two rabbits, and he will
feed his family and his neighbors
and return you 64,768 rabbits in change.
- Anonymous

The way you think, the way you behave,
the way you eat, can influence your life by 30 to 50 years.
- Deepak Chopra

He who lives by the crystal ball soon learns to eat ground glass.
- Edgar R. Fiedler

To eat well in England, you should have a breakfast three times a day.
- W. Somerset Maugham

The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone,
play a slide trombone, plant a small tree,
good God, now you're free.
- Ray Manzarek

I eat a variety of foods like vegetables,
fruit and beef for protein and iron.
- Sasha Cohen

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.
- Kurt Cobain

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat
that they can be classified as cannibals.
- Finley Peter Dunne

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar.
Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat,
milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
- Gene Tunney

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.
- Paul Prudhomme

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
- John Heywood


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