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Dane Cook Quotes and Sayings

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I'm quitting the business today.
I'm going to open up an appliance store,
I've always really been into toasters.
I'm giving it all up.
- Dane Cook

My fam is just a regular family.
But all of them have great senses of humor.
- Dane Cook

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what
is real and what isn't any more.
- Dane Cook

You have to learn the crowd.
I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
- Dane Cook

 

I get so into the moment.
- Dane Cook

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to,
because it's so different from standup.
- Dane Cook

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues,
go watch movies.
I love movies.
- Dane Cook

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Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
- Dane Cook

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
- Dane Cook

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
- Dane Cook

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
- Dane Cook

I'm a late-night guy.
- Dane Cook

I can always get better.
A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
- Dane Cook

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid
to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
- Dane Cook

I am an observer, I like to watch people.
I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
- Dane Cook

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show.
It's a one-camera show.
I play myself.
- Dane Cook

That MySpace is the story of the year.
Everyone but my mother is on it.
- Dane Cook

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go,
go, go, go, go.
I have a lot of natural energy anyway,
but it was over the top.
- Dane Cook

In school I was pretty quiet.
Kinda shy until my junior year.
But at home I was a freak.
- Dane Cook

If you use tact you can say anything,
then make it funny.
- Dane Cook

I don't write any of my material down.
I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
- Dane Cook

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy.
He'll come to a lot of my shows.
It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
- Dane Cook

Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.
- Lance Armstrong

I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything
else I've done in my life,
including winning an Oscar.
- Christine Lahti

Learned helplessness is the giving-up reaction,
the quitting response that follows from the belief
that whatever you do doesn't matter.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

It is better to not even try it than to endure the
ramifications of either quitting smoking or dying.
- Christy Turlington

I have absolutely no desire and no thought of quitting ever.
- Barbara Cook

One day I promised God that if he would give me my
voice back I would never smoke again.
I got three octaves back after quitting.
- Mariah Carey

If I can just see the European war out I think I might
feel justified in quitting the war.
- Ernie Pyle

I'd forgotten what it was like to play music and have
it be fun so I decided to stop.
I wasn't even sure if I was going to make a new record,
I was just kinda quitting.
- Evan Dando

Quitting doesn't enter my mind.
- Jimmy Buffett

Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse.
It's a bum's life.
Quitting acting, that's the sign of maturity.
- Marlon Brando

I taught Sandra Bullock when no one knew who she was.
I talked her out of quitting.
I put her in a showcase.
- Sally Kirkland

It was kind of ridiculous to carry it up to a certain
point and then drop the ball or the bomb,
like quitting the band right after we had signed to Virgin.
- Elliott Smith

We're still here trying to get the word out that 330
farmers are quitting every week.
- Willie Nelson

Age wrinkles the body.
Quitting wrinkles the soul.
- Douglas MacArthur

As long as I'm having fun, I'm not quitting.
- Sue Johanson

I came very close to quitting my job for the Bush-Cheney '04 campaign.
I seriously considered packing up my office and heading home to Colorado.
- Mary Cheney

Risk means everything from being honest about your faith,
to moving, to quitting a job that's paying you a fortune
but it's not what's in your heart.
Risking things is one of the biggest fears we have.
- John Tesh

Scotty heard that I was thinking about quitting Apple because of his actions,
so he called me into his office and asked what it would
take for me to stay? I said,
maybe if I could work on the Mac project,
which Steve had just taken over from Jef Raskin.
- Andy Hertzfeld

If either player abandon the game by quitting the table in anger,
or in an otherwise offensive manner;
or by momentarily resigning the game;
or refuses to abide by the decision of the Umpire,
the game must be scored against him.
- Howard Staunton

Drugs were pretty easy to quit taking.
I was never addicted to anything to begin with.
But then, liquor - I had to wait about another six
years before I finally got around to quitting that.
I'm sure glad I did.
- Alex Chilton

For the past 32 years, I've done nothing outside the entertainment business.
I've had some real highs and some real lows,
but I love the work so much that I never once thought of quitting.
- Meat Loaf

It's true that this year, following my accident in the pre-season,
I kind of lost morale and I felt like quitting at the end of this year.
But today I can say that I want to be a professional
bike rider in the year 2003 as well.
- Laurent Jalabert

I like what I'm doing.
Today at 88, I wouldn't think of quitting because I
can't think of anything else I would rather do.
And now with my lectures on all the charitable things that I do,
just as you do, I think that what I'm doing matters.
- Art Linkletter

If you aren't in the moment,
you are either looking forward to uncertainty,
or back to pain and regret.
- Jim Carrey

Find a place inside where there's joy,
and the joy will burn out the pain.
- Joseph Campbell

Your pain is the breaking of the shell
that encloses your understanding.
- Khalil Gibran

Farewell My Friend
It was beautiful as long as it lasted
The journey of my life.
I have no regrets whatsoever
save the pain I'll leave behind.
Those dear hearts who love and care...
And the strings pulling at the heart and soul...
The strong arms that held me up
When my own strength let me down.
At every turning of my life
I came across good friends,
Friends who stood by me,
Even when the time raced me by.
Farewell, farewell my friends
I smile and bid you goodbye.
No, shed no tears for I need them not
All I need is your smile.
If you feel sad do think of me
for that's what I'll like
when you live in the hearts
of those you love, remember then
you never die.
- Gitanjali Ghei

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
- Buddhist proverb

It is not death or pain that is to be dreaded,
but the fear of pain or death.
- Epictetus

It's essential to tell the truth at all times.
This will reduce life's pain.
Lying distorts reality.
All forms of distorted thinking must be corrected.
- John Bradshaw

Language... has created the word "loneliness"
to express the pain of being alone.
And it has created the word "solitude"
to express the glory of being alone.
- Paul Tillich

How much pain they have cost us,
the evils which have never happened.
- Thomas Jefferson

Whosoever is spared personal pain
must feel himself called
to help in diminishing the pain of others.
We must all carry our share of
the misery which lies upon the world.
- Albert Schweitzer

A wise man will make haste to forgive,
because he knows the true value of time,
and will not suffer it to pass away in unnecessary pain.
- Samuel Johnson

No pain, no gain.
- Anonymous

Pain is what the world inflicts upon us.
Suffering is our emotional reaction when we fail
to make the difficult conscious choice to choose Joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Honor your past, and all the consequences of that past.
Receive insight into relieving the pain
caused by past experiences and current attitudes toward life.
Observe life as it currently appears,
and then train yourself to observe life
from other perspectives that support a higher quality of living.
Re-consider your priorities.
Chart your Course.
Set Sail with Courage.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Recovery begins with embracing our pain
and taking the risk to share it with others.
We do this by joining a group
and talking about our pain.
- John Bradshaw

All that we are is the result of what we have thought.
If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him.
If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought,
happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.
- The Buddha

There is no coming to consciousness without pain.
- Carl Jung

I am the master of my emotions -
I transform fear to love, anger to compassion,
pain to comfort, scarcity to abundance,
expectation to gratitude, and jealousy to generosity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Friends share our pain and touch our wounds
with a gentle and tender hand.
- Henri Nouwen

Your pain is the breaking of the shell
that encloses your understanding.
Much of your pain is self-chosen.
It is the bitter potion by which the
physician within you heals your sick self.
Therefore trust the physician, and drink
his remedy in silence and tranquility.
- Khalil Gibran

Grief is a normal and natural response to loss.
It is originally an unlearned feeling process.
Keeping grief inside increases your pain.
- Anne Grant

My definition of success is to live your life in a way
that causes you to feel a ton of pleasure and very little pain -
and because of your lifestyle, have the people around you feel
a lot more pleasure than they do pain.
- Tony Robbins

Jealousy is that pain which a man feels
from the apprehension that he is not equally beloved
by the person whom he entirely loves.
- Joseph Addison

When we come into the present,
we begin to feel the life around us again,
but we also encounter whatever we have been avoiding.
We must have the courage to face whatever is present -
our pain, our desires, our grief,
our loss, our secret hopes our love -
everything that moves us most deeply.
- Jack Kornfield

Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
- Khalil Gibran

I cannot know the pain you feel.
I cannot share your memories or your loss.
My words of sympathy are beneath measure, yet
know that my heart reaches out with love to your heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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