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David Boehm Quotes and Sayings

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A doctor is fascinated by death, and pain.
And how much pain a man can endure.
- David Boehm

A doctor can bury his mistakes
but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind;
the lawyer all the wickedness,
the theologian all the stupidity.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation,
he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
- Henny Youngman

 

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- Rodney Dangerfield

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.
Unless there are three other people.
- Orson Welles

One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview
with a doctor than from any human experience.
- Alice James

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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription,
but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
- Earl Wilson

A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances
must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically
necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.
- Barbara Mikulski

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet,
so he gave me pep pills.
Know what happened? I ate faster.
- Joe E. Lewis

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
- Hippocrates

I have a very low threshold of death.
My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.
- the Woody Allen movie Casino Royale

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately.
Ring the nearest golf course.
- Groucho Marx

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

My doctor gave me six months to live,
but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
- Walter Matthau

I was obsessed with romance.
When I was in high school, I saw 'Doctor Zhivago' every
day from the day it opened until the day it left the theater.
- John Hughes

The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease.
What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
- Ashley Montagu

Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close
minded than regular people.
- Alex Chiu

Music's not like becoming a doctor, who can walk into
a community and find people who need him.
- Charlie Byrd

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis,
and I said compared to who?
- Jay London

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down -
at least he did until he dropped dead.
- Cesar Romero

When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his
40s shouldn't play tennis.
I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait
until I reached 50 to start again.
- Hugo Black

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed;
to kindness,
to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
- Marcel Proust

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Erma Bombeck

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office
and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight
more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
- Nicolas Cage

When a man goes through six years training to be a
doctor he will never be the same.
He knows too much.
- Enid Bagnold

I regret to this day that I never went to college.
I feel I should have been a doctor.
- Ty Cobb

Medical liability reform is not a Republican or Democrat
issue or even a doctor versus lawyer issue.
It is a patient issue.
- John Ensign

The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping
of females begins when the doctor says:
It's a girl.
- Shirley Chisholm

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people
come from their intelligence.
They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.
- Marcel Proust

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize
that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
- Norman Cousins

The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
- Denis Diderot

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed
that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- Rita Rudner

Time is generally the best doctor.
- Ovid

I've got to go.
That's one of the penalties of being a doctor.
I never seem to finish a conversation.
- Robert M. Fresco

We approach people the same way we approach our cars.
We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask,
What's wrong with him, how much will it cost,
and when can I pick him up?
- James Hillman

Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor.
It cannot be created.
- Peter Shaffer

When Medicare was first enacted in 1965,
it provided coverage for hospitalization,
doctor visits and surgeries, but there was no coverage
for prescription medications.
- Michael Burgess

At the age of 16, something happened with my finger and the doctor told me,
you never can be a organist or pianist,
so think about what you do with music.
- Kurt Masur

My doctor is wonderful.
Once, in 1955, when I couldn't afford an operation,
he touched up the X-rays.
- Joey Bishop

America enjoys the best health care in the world,
but the best is no good if folks can't afford it,
access it and doctor's can't provide it.
- Bill Frist

If you want to be a doctor, a lawyer you must go to college.
But if you want to be a musician or such,
study your craft.
Study music.
- Billy Eckstine

The doctor punched my vein, the captain called me Cain,
upon my belly sat the sow of fear.
- Karl Shapiro

My doctor explained that exercise and diet changes
might help and that I also might need a medication.
- Della Reese

Doctor Who was a big part of my childhood so it was
a great honour to be in it.
- Simon Pegg

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live,
I wouldn't brood.
I'd type a little faster.
- Isaac Asimov

Dick Cheney said he was running again.
He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.'
Yeah,
that's always the sign of a man in good health,
isn't it?
- David Letterman

I wanted to do everything.
I wanted to be a pilot.
I wanted to be a secret agent.
I wanted to be a fireman and a doctor,
all that.
So I related that through movies and stuff.
- Josh Holloway

All my Doctor's said I should become a model.
- Niki Taylor

It was lovely to do The Knock because I haven't done
anything really significant since Doctor Who.
- Colin Baker

The doctor should be opaque to his patients and,
like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.
- Sigmund Freud

Joy, temperance, and repose, slam the door on the doctor's nose.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I think I definitely got scared by the second or third
time a doctor told me I was dying.
- Daniel Johns

For many Americans, including many who are employed,
going to the doctor when they fall ill or become injured
may not be an option because of the absence of health insurance.
- Ben Nelson

He didn't want me to become a musician,
he wanted me to be a doctor, because he said singing was too hard.
- Nusrat F. A. Khan

I wanted to be a doctor when I was a kid,
but I started doing theater in high school because it was a requirement.
At first, I was completely irritated.
But I ended up loving it.
- Sophia Bush

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.
- Thomas Fuller

Every time you go to the doctor and get a good report,
the odds keep staking more in your favour.
- Fran Drescher

The punishment should fit the crime and if a doctor
or drug company does harm knowingly or negligently
to a patient they should be compensated to make them whole.
- Corrine Brown

The doctor's name was Sylvia.
I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
- Paul Lynde

Originally the film opened with Ryan in the doctor's office,
being told his wife is dying.
Then we see him walking the streets,
and the story is told in flashback.
- Arthur Hiller

I have many times thought I did the wrong thing,
but the reason was not to be a medical doctor -
it was just to have the information.
But then, maybe I was wrong, I don't know.
- Lennart Nilsson

Trust:
Perhaps you trust your doctor,
your lawyer, your boss - perhaps not.
Perhaps you trust in a "Higher Power" - perhaps you don't.
Trust is something that we become aware of in unusual situations,
such as a once-in-a-lifetime ride on a zip-line,
but most of the time, we become oblivious
to the trust we have, or don't have.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Part of the redesign of FEMA is that they have so many people on standby,
whether it is a retired nurse or a doctor who will
take time off to go exactly where they are needed.
- Ginny B. Waite

Hospice means end-of-life care.
The admission ticket is a diagnosis from a doctor that
you have six months or less to live.
- Eleanor Clift

The difficulty with becoming a patient is that as soon as you get horizontal,
part of your being yearns, not for a doctor,
but for a medicine man.
- Shana Alexander

Pain was something we were expected to endure.
But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy
today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
- Roald Dahl

I know a doctor who can give you a shot and you'll
get over that cold you've got and get better in a day.
- Mel Allen

So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.
- Daniel Johns

I wanted to be a doctor in sports medicine;
I was into sailing and all that sort of thing.
- Christopher Atkins

The doctor who applied a stethoscope to my heart was not satisfied.
I was told to get my papers with the clerk in the outer hall.
I was medically rejected.
- C. S. Forester


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