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Eddie Izzard Quotes and Sayings

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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test.
These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing
by the police when I was 15.
How ironic.
- Eddie Izzard

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
- Eddie Izzard

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
- Eddie Izzard

I'm a one-man idiot.
- Eddie Izzard

 

Never put a sock in a toaster.
- Eddie Izzard

If you've never seen an elephant ski,
you've never been on acid.
- Eddie Izzard

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many,
many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship,
and everyone was surprised!
A little naive, I feel!
- Eddie Izzard

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I like my coffee like I like my women.
In a plastic cup.
- Eddie Izzard

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
- Eddie Izzard

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height.
They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
- Eddie Izzard

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
- Stephen King

My other family is Fleetwood Mac.
I don't need the money, but there's an emotional need
for me to go on the road again.
There's a love there; we're a band of brothers.
- Stevie Nicks

Well, even to this day, if I smell a Big Mac,
I'm like Pavlov's dog.
My mouth starts watering immediately,
like, 'Man, that is so good,' but I can't take a bite of it.
- Morgan Spurlock

I'm rather old-fashioned about this video business.
It's all relatively new.
We really don't do videos, Fleetwood Mac.
We've only done two.
- Christine McVie

Don't worry, be crappy.
Revolutionary means you ship and then test...
Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap -
but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
- Guy Kawasaki

A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption.
- John Ralston Saul

Arguments over grammar and style are often as fierce
as those over IBM versus Mac,
and as fruitless as Coke versus Pepsi and boxers versus briefs.
- Jack Lynch

I think it's great that she's not perfect and wasn't perfect.
I think that's maybe why so many young girls and different
people look up to Mac and respect her even more.
- Catherine Bell

For less than the cost of a Big Mac,
fries and a Coke,
you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef,
which you will enjoy much more.
- Steve Albini

You know, I was never totally thrilled with being a Fleetwood Mac member,
but surprisingly, I was having such a good time reuniting with John,
Mick, and Stevie.
- Lindsey Buckingham

Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives.
If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you.
If not, why embarrass him?
- Tom Clancy

I do as much debugging as possible on the Mac,
but I occasionally must debug problems in the PC world,
which is significantly slower.
- Robert Patterson

Fleetwood Mac are more like a folk-rock band.
- Ann Wilson

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
- Seymoure Cray

I've been using the Mac solely for years,
and got very comfortable with it.
- Jerry Goldsmith

When we toured...
I was hungry to take out people like Jeff Beck in front of us;
Fleetwood Mac,
just before they hit; Heart, just before they hit.
- Paul Kantner

I left Apple in April of 1984, pretty soon after the introduction of the Mac.
- Andy Hertzfeld

We've been in the Mac software business for more than 20 years.
And it's been a great business for us.
- Scott Erickson

The old Fleetwood Mac was much better;
they did some beautiful and,
to my mind, very authentic blues.
Chicken Shack did pretty well in Europe,
but after I left, it was over.
- Christine McVie

When I work alone, my process is like painting.
With Fleetwood Mac, it's more like movie making.
- Lindsey Buckingham

I did spend a year in high school being obsessed with Fleetwood Mac.
- Joanna Newsom

A Mac is a closed box, so Apple can make decisions
about things that they don't include.
That makes, it in some ways, simpler for them.
- Robert Wise

Our country has had a hard time learning that lesson with energy.
- Mac Thornberry

I worked for a publishing company in Hollywood.
- Mac Davis

There was a chance for me to write one song for the
section where Elvis sat in his black leather outfit and sang the old hits.
At eight oclock the next morning I had written Memories.
- Mac Davis

Mr. Speaker, I agree with those who say that the Global
War on Terrorism is actually a Global War of Ideas
and that terrorism is one of the tactics used in that War.
- Mac Thornberry

I had Elvis' number in my book and I never called it.
- Mac Davis

I get letters from kids, teenagers and young girls who just want to be Mac.
I've had quite a few people actually say that they're
going to become a Marine or a JAG lawyer because of me...
the character.
I think that's pretty cool!
- Catherine Bell

The day before the anniversary of D-Day,
we lost a man who was equaled by few and surpassed
by none as a leader in the cause of freedom:
Ronald Reagan.
- Mac Thornberry

I love Logic Audio and have been using it for years.
All my track outputs used to come up on my old board
in the same order as in the old Mac G4 -
1 through 32,
came up as 1 through 32, for instance.
- Tony Visconti

I love my little Mac G4 computer and we just had Internet installed on the bus...
we all have little Macs actually, there's four of us on the bus,
and we all just sit there and surf the Internet!
- Lee Ann Womack

In sum, we took energy for granted, assuming when we flipped the switch,
the lights would go on and assuming that there would
always be plenty of cheap fuel for our vehicles.
- Mac Thornberry

The challenge we have in the war on terrorism is looking
around for those pieces that matter and trying to fit them together.
- Mac Thornberry

Energy is necessary for economic growth,
for a better quality of life, and for human progress.
- Mac Thornberry

Working long hours being single helps because your time is yours.
Once you have a family your time isn't all yours anymore.
Most of the Mac team, we were in our mid-20's,
most of us were single, and we were able to essentially devote our lives to it.
- Andy Hertzfeld

The 12 years I was in Fleetwood Mac before were not
particularly happy years.
I was not in a very good place, psychologically,
when I left.
I didn't have a lot of confidence in what I was doing.
- Lindsey Buckingham

No matter where you go, there you are.
- Earl Mac Rauch

We should restore a proper balance in environmental
regulation and energy production that is based on common sense,
not political agendas.
- Mac Thornberry

I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
- Bernie Mac

When you're rich and famous you are the dominant force in a relationship,
even if you try hard not to be.
I've talked of sacrificing everything for Fleetwood Mac,
but I realize now that it is simply the only thing I've ever wanted to do.
- Stevie Nicks

First time I saw Elvis was at the Lubbock County fairgrounds in Lubbock,
Texas.
He was on the back end of a truck.
There was about 1500 screaming kids.
- Mac Davis

It's pretty amazing to me that my first hit record
was an Elvis Presley record.
- Mac Davis

No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes
all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July.
- Mac Thornberry

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.
- Bernie Mac

In a budget this massive, there are certainly areas
where I think we could do much better.
- Mac Thornberry

When you become successful on the level that Fleetwood Mac did,
it gives you financial freedom, which should allow
you to follow your impulses.
But oddly enough, they become much harder to follow.
- Lindsey Buckingham

Bjorn was a different breed, I threw my best material at him,
but he would never smile, but that added to the charm
when he played me and Mac.
We were going nuts and losing our mind and he was sitting
back like he was on a Sunday stroll.
- Jimmy Connors

If it was just me and Elvis one on one,
which only happened once or twice in the times that I did see him,
it was a really comfortable.
He was a cool guy.
Easy laugh, nice guy.
- Mac Davis

The death tax robs parents of the opportunity to pass
something along to their children,
and it is responsible for destroying a lot of family-owned businesses.
- Mac Thornberry

When it comes to helping make the country strong,
we in Congress have an important role to play.
- Mac Thornberry

Scotty heard that I was thinking about quitting Apple because of his actions,
so he called me into his office and asked what it would
take for me to stay? I said,
maybe if I could work on the Mac project,
which Steve had just taken over from Jef Raskin.
- Andy Hertzfeld

I had always wanted to write a song called,
The Vicious Circle.
I always thought it was like, the kids are born there,
they grow up there, they die there.
- Mac Davis

I'm surprised at the extent of the bigotry.
But it really plays out when companies or schools take
a side and prohibit the other platform at all.
We Mac users should be good even when the other side is bad.
We should do what we can to accept the other platforms.
- Steve Wozniak

I didn't have a lot of communication with Elvis.
You had to go through a barricade to get to Elvis.
It was people hanging on every word,
and I felt very uncomfortable a lot of times.
- Mac Davis

The Macintosh having shipped, his next agenda was to
turn the rest of Apple into the Mac group.
He had perceived the rest of Apple wasn't as creative
or motivated as the Mac team,
and what you need to take over the company are managers,
not innovators or technical people.
- Andy Hertzfeld

In the Ghetto, I'd been trying to write for years.
- Mac Davis

Now, forty years after his passing, Winston Churchill is still quoted,
read, revered, and referred to as much,
if not more, than when he was alive.
- Mac Thornberry

I know of no serious proposals that would change the
way Social Security operates for today's seniors.
- Mac Thornberry

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said,
Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said,
Well, there you go.
It was like I had kinda been expecting it.
- Mac Davis

Elvis was just like a big old kid.
It was like he never got past 19, I don't think,
in a lotta ways.
- Mac Davis

My view is that when in doubt, society should err on the side of life.
- Mac Thornberry


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