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Garry Shandling Quotes and Sayings

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I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.
- Garry Shandling

I'm not a party guy.
I don't carouse very much.
- Garry Shandling

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.
- Garry Shandling

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem.
But they don't really know me.
- Garry Shandling

 

I think it's one of the main negative emotional ingredients
that fuels show business,
because there's so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.
- Garry Shandling

I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over
the phone to people I don't know.
- Garry Shandling

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy;
I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.
- Garry Shandling

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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes,
but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
- Garry Shandling

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if
it were something entirely new.
It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.
- Garry Shandling

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.
- Garry Shandling

It's not the hair on your head that matters.
It's the kind of hair you have inside.
- Garry Shandling

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.
- Garry Shandling

I think I look great in green, and I'm going to start wearing more green.
- Garry Shandling

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently,
is unaware of it.
- Garry Shandling

First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to
rehash the show and so forth and so on.
- Garry Shandling

I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life,
in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me.
Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.
- Garry Shandling

Carol Burnett was particularly funny.
She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
- Garry Shandling

I like going into nature and that's where I'm happiest.
- Garry Shandling

Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married,
I don't have kids yet.
If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life,
so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm
supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
- Garry Shandling

Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together
to work out their conflicts.
And that commitment, I think, might be what love is,
because they both grow from their relationship.
- Garry Shandling

I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is.
Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed
and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often,
I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
- Garry Shandling

But I really like hosting, I think it's a strength of mine.
It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that,
and I think I'm funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.
- Garry Shandling

I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything.
And I've done a lot of stuff.
I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show.
This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on.
And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.
- Garry Shandling

You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night
shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did.
No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it.
They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
- Garry Shandling

Because I am afraid of commitment.
This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection
of my real feeling about relationships,
because I do have commitment issues.
My friends tell me I have intimacy problems,
but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?
- Garry Shandling

I don't know why men are so fascinated with television
and I think it has something to do with -
if I may judge from my own father,
who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him -
I think that's a man's way of tuning out.
- Garry Shandling

To know yet to think that one does not know is best;
Not to know yet to think that one knows
will lead to difficulty.
- Lao Tzu PHOTO

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll PHOTO
(Alice in Wonderland)

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer) PHOTO

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson PHOTO

Know thyself.
- Socrates (inscribed on the ancient Greek temple at Delphi)

Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition -
they somehow already know what you truly want to become.
- Steve Jobs

To leave the world a bit better ...
to know that one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Know the power and the peace of saying,
"I love you just the way you are."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

At the center of your being you have the answer;
you know who you are and you know what you want.
- Lao Tzu

One can not reflect in streaming water.
Only those who know internal peace can give it to others.
- Lao Tzu

To live is to choose. But to choose well,
you must know who you are and what you stand for,
where you want to go and why you want to get there.
- Kofi Annan

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

You cannot do a kindness too soon,
for you never know how soon it will be too late.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is NOT "Supposed to be Fair."
Know that there is no single way that life is "supposed" to be.
Demanding that life meet our expectations
is a sure fire recipe for a miserable existence.
Life is a game with no rules.
Life just happens to us regardless of our best intentions.
Our only path to happiness lies in being open
to receiving whatever life throws at us -
with Gratitude. Have NO Expectations of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that the greatest fear is fear of the unknown.
Seek to meet the unknown with courage and a sense of adventure.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
- John Wooden

Stand Tall, Stand Proud.
Know that you are unique and magnificent.
You do not need the approval of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous

Find your balance and stand with it.
Find your song and sing it out.
Find your cadence and let it appear like a dance.
Find the questions that only you know how to ask and
The answers that you are content to not know.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Once you know yourself as a genuine seeker,
and when your own inner chamber is quite enlightened,
then comes the natural unfoldment of pure love and compassion
and a genuine desire to serve others.
- Rod Stryker

Happiness blooms
in the presence of self-respect
and the absence of ego.
Love yourself.
Love everyone around you.
Love everyone in the whole world.
Know that your own life is of infinite importance,
as is every other life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To know God, watch a butterfly return to the same tree -
after a year and a thousand miles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong

Know that you are loved.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I don't know the key to success,
but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
- Bill Cosby

I know the price of success: dedication, hard work,
and an unremitting devotion to the things you want to see happen.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
- Socrates

Know that life's burdens are lighter when you laugh at yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know:
the only ones among you who will be really happy
are those who will have sought and found how to serve.
- Albert Schweitzer

Do what you love.
Know your own bone;
gnaw at it, bury it, unearth it,
and gnaw it still.
- Henry David Thoreau

There is so much we can never know.
Breathe deeply and relax into the not-knowing.
There is much that we do not have to know
in order to live joyfully.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You know that you have fully experienced love
when you turn into love -
that is the spiritual goal of life.
- Deepak Chopra

Know When To Be Done.
- Anonymous

When you see something done,
know that you intended it.
If you don't like what you see,
then deeply examine your intentions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The more you see the less you know.
- Bono

Know that unconditional forgiveness
holds immense power to relieve your suffering.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that you do not need anyone's permission
to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that the greatest gift you can give the world is your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

All Knowledge is Divided into Three Domains:
"What We Know",
"What We Know That We Don't Know", and
"What We Don't Know That We Don't Know."
- Werner Erhard

He who knows, does not speak.
He who speaks, does not know.
- Lao Tzu

One thing I know: the only ones among you
who will be really happy are those
who will have sought and found how to serve.
- Albert Schweitzer

Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
- Benjamin Spock

If it is surely the means to the highest end we know,
can any work be humble or disgusting?
Will it not rather be elevating as a ladder,
the means by which we are translated?
- Henry David Thoreau


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