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George Archer Quotes and Sayings

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If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy.
- George Archer

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place
the world is when one is playing golf.
- Robert Wilson Lynd

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet
mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
- Ernest Hemingway

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner,
and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
- Jack Benny

 

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain

Give your time and efforts freely or not at all.
When you are tempted to say,
"Oh, if I have to, I'll skip my golf game
and watch my daughter play soccer," don't do it.
Either generate the heart-felt emotion
to make the free-will gift,
"I'd love to watch your game today, Sandy,"
or the honesty to decline the request gracefully.
Martyrdom doesn't create happiness
for any of the parties involved.
An honest, "No" is preferable to a coerced "Yes."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a
ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
- Woodrow Wilson

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He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.
- Jack Nicklaus

The difference in golf and government is that in golf
you can't improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian

Don't play too much golf.
Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

I get to play golf for a living.
What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.
- Tiger Woods

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
- Roger Kahn

If you think it's hard to meet new people,
try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club,
they'd starve to death.
- Sam Snead

Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore,"
shoot six,
and write down five.
- Paul Harvey

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one,
particularly if he plays golf.
- Bertrand Russell

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club,
don't you?
- Ben Hogan

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately.
Ring the nearest golf course.
- Groucho Marx

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.
Just how childlike golf players become is proven by
their frequent inability to count past five.
- John Updike

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
- Al Boliska

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite
of what you are inclined to do,
and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
- Ben Hogan

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

I don't want to play golf.
When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
- William Wordsworth

If you watch a game, it's fun.
If you play it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald R. Ford

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men
whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop

If you got the game, you got the game.
That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
- Shaquille O'Neal

We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition,
but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly.
- Nursultan Nazarbayev

The majority of people who buy homes in golf course
communities don't play golf.
Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.
- Ed McMahon

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
- P. G. Wodehouse

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game
in the world at which to be bad.
- A. A. Milne

Art is not predictable.
Art is not golf, as great as that may be.
There are 360 degrees of choice to make.
- Tina Weymouth

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball.
I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
- Hank Aaron

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
- P. G. Wodehouse

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years,
and most of the time there aren't too many people out
there that can drive a ball further than I can.
- Bo Jackson

One thing that golf teaches you is humility.
- Robert Wagner

They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
- Ray Floyd

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
- Harvey Penick

My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career.
I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between
four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.
- Greg Norman

Professional golf is the only sport where,
if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
- Jack Nicklaus

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
- Don Herold

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics
is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf -
it's almost a law.
- H. G. Wells

Golf is a matter of confidence.
If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will.
- Henry Cotton

I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course.
I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course,
but when in private I very seldom ever open my mouth.
- Lee Trevino

You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing,
but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S.
Open Golf Tournament.
- Sean Connery

But in the end it's still a game of golf,
and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands
with your opponents and still be friends,
then you've missed the point.
- Payne Stewart

Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised
to waste the time and try the spirit of man.
- Westbrook Pegler

Confidence in golf means being able to concentrate
on the problem at hand with no outside interference.
- Tom Watson

To be consistently effective, you must put a certain
distance between yourself and what happens to you on the golf course.
This is not indifference, it's detachment.
- Sam Snead

There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be
improved upon if you practice.
- Patty Berg

Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment
because I've just signed a contract where I've got
to do 200 shows a year in pubs,
so the golf's fallen away a bit.
- Eric Bristow

You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy,
it's a great game.
- Bernhard Langer

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself
competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.
- Richard Roeper

I know this golf tournament has my name on it but it's not about me.
It's about the Louisiana Tech family.
There is nothing greater than being a part of the Bulldog family.
- Terry Bradshaw

I never played much golf as a kid.
I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15.
- Lee Trevino

I challenge myself everywhere, onstage,
on the golf course.
Hey, isn't that the point of it all? To keep getting
better? Otherwise why do it?
- Hal Linden

I'm not interested in a film about golf but I am interested in golf as a metaphor.
- Robert Redford

I don't like to watch golf on television because I
can't stand people who whisper.
- David Brenner

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder,
the praise for what was done right and the sympathetic
nod for what wasn't are as much a part of golf as life itself.
- Gerald R. Ford

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place,
but not much.
- Buddy Hackett

I'm addicted.
I'm addicted to golf.
- Tiger Woods

Golf is the hardest game in the world.
There is no way you can ever get it.
Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.
- Ben Crenshaw

No other game combines the wonder of nature with the
discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways.
A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind.
- Tom Watson

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess,
but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try
and somehow make par from them.
I thought that was fun.
- Tiger Woods

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed
to produce a graceful result.
- Tommy Armour

I don't see myself playing or adjusting my schedule
for senior tournament golf.
- Greg Norman

Years ago we discovered the exact point,
the dead center of middle age.
It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and
too old to rush up to the net.
- Franklin Pierce Adams


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