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Gerald B. H. Solomon Quotes and Sayings

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My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide,
beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings.
- Gerald B. H. Solomon

It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain PHOTO

Every dog has his day.
- Proverb

A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker.
A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
- The Buddha

 

Make a conscious choice to live
a serene and stress-free life.
Stress is always waiting just outside your door
like a vicious wild-dog.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

How many legs does a dog have
if you call the tail a leg? Four.
Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

Let your sympathies and your compassion
be always with the under dog in the fight -
this is magnanimity;
but bet on the other one - this is business.
- Mark Twain

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Stress is always waiting
just outside your door
like a vicious wild-dog.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The dog that trots about finds a bone.
- Golda Meir

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog?
Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
- Abraham Lincoln

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- the movie Spaceballs (1987)

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
- Mike Ditka

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
- Franklin P. Jones

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail,
then he has a weak-end.
- June Carter

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet -
so we bought a dog.
Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
- Rita Rudner

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
- Harry S. Truman

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
- Josh Billings

I poured spot remover on my dog.
Now he's gone.
- Steven Wright

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to
the North Pole by dog team.
There will be too much open water.
- Will Steger

In modern war...
you will die like a dog for no good reason.
- Ernest Hemingway

A hungry dog hunts best.
A hungrier dog hunts even better.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

Some days you're the dog,
and some days you're the hydrant.
- Anonymous

There's a saying.
If you want someone to love you forever,
buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.
- Dick Dale

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat,
and the dog was walking.
- Mickey Rivers

I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.
- Dee Brown

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear
a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
- Fran Lebowitz

I care not much for a man's religion
whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
- Abraham Lincoln

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions,
including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
- Doug Larson

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child.
We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
- Rita Rudner

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese
and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning
for a cup of coffee and a donut?
- Jack LaLanne

I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising,
and I smoke.
But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog.
That's all.
- Eva Green

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

The dog is the god of frolic.
- Henry Ward Beecher

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you;
but if a cat does the same thing,
it is because your lap is warmer.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less
of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
- Thornton Wilder

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players.
If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.
- Whitey Herzog

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- Aldous Huxley

It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog,
but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.
- John Leeson

Fear of death ... That's funny. I have that too.
My dog has it. It's very common with living creatures.
- the movie Anything Else (2003)

I was a dog in a past life.
Really.
I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take.
Like, Hey, I know him.
- William H. Macy

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
- Kinky Friedman

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
- Austin O'Malley

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
- John Peers

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
- Jay London

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face,
you should go home and examine your conscience.
- Woodrow Wilson

I read the Odyssey because it was the story of a man
who returned home after being absent for more than
twenty years and was recognized only by his dog.
- Guillermo Cabrera Infante

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain.
And they look fat and gross.
- Pamela Anderson

No one appreciates the very special genius of your
conversation as the dog does.
- Christopher Morley

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're
sleeping and not ready for it,
my dog, Joe, will get his tongue inside your mouth.
It's by far the worst kiss I've ever had.
- Will Estes

At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion,
at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent,
at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all.
- Baltasar Gracian

Bite us once, shame on the dog; bite us repeatedly,
shame on us for allowing it.
- Phyllis Schlafly

Some dog I got too.
We call him Egypt.
Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
- Rodney Dangerfield

The dog, on the other hand, has few or no ideas because
his brain acts in coarse fashion and because there
are few connections with each single process.
- Edward Thorndike

We are all vegetarians here, and except for a mountain
lion that's been hanging around and killed our dog,
we don't have a care in the world.
- Dirk Benedict

I do honour the very flea of his dog.
- Ben Jonson

Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog,
yet I knew all my lines from a year before.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably
with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die.
It won't be me, but I can sit comfortably and watch it.
- Albert Brooks

I don't smoke, I try to eat right, and I love doing
yoga and going for hikes with my dog.
- Sarah Chalke

Debbie Gibson and dog food.
I've always dreamed of this.
- Julie Brown

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a
poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
- George Jean Nathan

Yesterday I was a dog.
Today I'm a dog.
Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog.
Sigh!
There's so little hope for advancement.
- Charles M. Schulz

A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them,
the better they be.
- Thomas Fuller

We have to have wars now and then just to prove we're top dog.
- Reginald Berkeley

I'm gonna walk a little bit of dog.
- Patsy Cline

The dog was created specially for children.
He is a god of frolic.
- Henry Ward Beecher

I have days when I just feel I look like a dog.
- Michelle Pfeiffer


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