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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes and Sayings

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Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.
- Gilbert Gottfried

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my
calendar up 90 percent of the time.
- Gilbert Gottfried

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.
- Gilbert Gottfried

Well, I play Jews and parrots.
Parrots are how I've branched out.
- Gilbert Gottfried

 

If the police ever try to pick me up,
Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.
- Gilbert Gottfried

Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.
- Gilbert Gottfried

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny,
but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
- Gilbert Gottfried

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I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.
- Gilbert Gottfried

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship,
much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
- Gilbert Gottfried

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing.
You don't win once in a while,
you don't do things right once in a while,
you do them right all the time.
Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
- Vince Lombardi

Naturally, every age thinks that all ages before it were prejudiced,
and today we think this more than ever, and are just as wrong
as all previous ages that thought so.
How often have we not seen the truth condemned!
It is sad but unfortunately true that man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

Winning is habit.
Unfortunately, so is losing.
- Vince Lombardi

We are all "neighbors."
Our world has gotten too small for us to be anything else.
We can no longer have "us" and "them" - friends and enemies.
A person from Iraq, or Russia, or Columbia is
no more a stranger or enemy than a person from across town.
A few people everywhere are troublemakers.
Every religion provokes a few people to become extremists.
Do we need police around the globe? Unfortunately, we always will.
Do we need war? Does that question even deserve an answer?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball.
Unfortunately, neither of them works.
- Charley Lau

Unfortunately, what many people forget is that judges
are just lawyers in robes.
- Tammy Bruce

Dad taught me everything I know.
Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
- Al Unser

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease
and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
- Victor Borge

It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

Those early sketches looked too cartoony;
I really wanted to do detailed drawings -
I was taking anatomy classes -
but unfortunately I wasn't able to do it because of the time element.
- Joe Shuster

Novel writing should never be confused with journalism.
Unfortunately, in the case of Primary Colors,
a fair number of journalists confused.
- Joe Klein

Unfortunately, however, I have too many desires to make a good Buddhist.
- Jim Coleman

Unfortunately I was in New York when 9/11 happened.
- Joe Cocker

Failure is unfortunately as common as success.
- Sanjay Kumar

Unfortunately, the client that exists today is still
pretty much the prototype design.
- Shawn Fanning

I don't mean to make you nervous, but unfortunately I have to.
- Eugene Ormandy

They were concerned about the racial issue.
They thought it was not a safe issue to go Asian,
unfortunately.
- Lucy Liu

When I started out in the early 1930s,
there were a great many magazines that published short stories.
Unfortunately, the short-story market has dwindled to almost nothing.
- Irwin Shaw

Unfortunately, too many public school officials believe
that cameras are needed to enforce order and discipline.
- Paul Weyrich

Unfortunately, we don't get a second chance.
We've already played them twice.
- Trevor Brooking

Unfortunately, most actors want to play off their own
personal mystique and good looks and whatever,
but that will only carry you but so far.
- Joe Morton

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English,
which really reflects rather badly on me.
- Sean Connery

The United States is a big country but unfortunately
it seems it has the brain of a little bird not befitting
the greatness of the country.
- Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani

Unfortunately this earth is not a fairy-land,
but a struggle for life, perfectly natural and therefore extremely harsh.
- Martin Bormann

I think the idea that you can go this alone is -
was a huge mistake.
And unfortunately, there was a price paid in terms
of suffering and pain for people in New Orleans.
- Michael Chertoff

Unfortunately, a lot of the concepts in the Bible are
based on ancient mythology that doesn't fit the findings of science.
- Clyde Tombaugh

Unfortunately, there are writers whose only concern
is how good they could make themselves look on a title.
- Len Wein

But unfortunately Locke treated ideas of reflection
as if they were another class of objects of contemplation
beside ideas of sensation.
- Samuel Alexander

Because the sad fact is that the Enron Corporation
and others manipulated with unfortunately great effect
the energy market in the West Coast starting in 2000.
- Jay Inslee

We planted bugs, microphones, in premises which interested us in the West.
We weren't too successful - I would have said unfortunately in former years,
but I don't care anymore now.
- Markus Wolf

I don't go out that much anymore, unfortunately.
I used to enjoy it, but I'm just so busy.
Like last night, everybody else went out,
and I just went straight home and went to bed.
- Lee Ann Womack

The idea that we're going to win this war is an idea
that unfortunately is just plain wrong.
- Howard Dean

My passion for the game comes from the city of Marseille itself.
Unfortunately I can't go back there as much I want
to because I play a lot here and abroad.
- Zinedine Zidane

Unfortunately, little attention was paid to how Arafat ruled.
In fact, some saw the harsh and repressive nature of
Arafat's regime as actually bolstering the prospects for peace.
- Natan Sharansky

Coal companies have a lot of power in the media,
and unfortunately a lot of information doesn't get out.
- Kevin Richardson

The best part? Probably being able to portray such a respectable,
ethical, intelligent, strong woman.
That's still pretty rare in our business,
unfortunately.
- Catherine Bell

Unfortunately, more and more Muslim voices are calling
for boycotts of the United States and its products.
- Richard Neal

Unfortunately the Republican tax cut will deny important
revenues to many states facing their own deficits.
This will create greater pressure for higher state and local taxes.
- Dick Durbin

My intent was to carry out my duty as a doctor,
to end their suffering.
Unfortunately, that entailed, in their cases,
ending of the life.
- Jack Kevorkian

Unfortunately my career began in Hollywood,
doing a negative pickup for Universal pictures.
- Alex Cox

I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.
- Carrie Fisher

Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately,
you occasionally find men who disgrace labor.
- Ulysses S. Grant

The first plane ride was in a homemade glider my buddy and I built.
Unfortunately we didn't get more than four feet off the ground,
because it crashed.
- Alan Shepard

What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional'
Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds.
Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.
- Martin Short

We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show,
but unfortunately no one was watching us.
- Josh Hartnett

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just
riddled with lies and inconsistencies.
- Tommy Chong

We all pulled together at the right time,
unfortunately, we were down 3-0 to the Yankees when we decided to do it,
but we did it.
And we shocked the world.
- Johnny Damon

I knew Henry Fonda was my father, but I didn't know who I was.
They all thought of me as Henry Fonda's son.
Unfortunately for them, they never got to know me.
- Peter Fonda

The process of receiving information for me is seeing,
hearing, and feeling their energy in my frame of reference.
That doesn't mean I see the individual,
unfortunately.
- John Edward

We have serious enemies and growing threats around the world.
Unfortunately, we have an administration whose idea
of a rogue state is Arizona.
- Mitt Romney

Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older -
and I shouldn't admit this -
there are other things that become more important in your daily life.
- Alex Trebek

We ran three cars last year.
Unfortunately, as time went on, we did have to let a few people go,
which we regretted, but just because of the situation.
- Bobby Rahal

We were happily married for eight months.
Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.
- Nick Faldo

Nevertheless, China was unfortunately unable to understand Japan's real position,
and it is greatly to be regretted that the Sino-Japanese
War became one of long duration.
- Hideki Tojo

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts
so we didn't run into any rednecks.
- Ville Valo

Unfortunately, our history has abundant examples of
patriotism being used to hurt those who express views
in disagreement with that of the majority.
- Vic Snyder

Unfortunately, we are finding the bureaucratic inefficiencies
and red tape have a tendency to slow the efforts of
individuals and communities working to rebuild.
- Bobby Jindal

The easy way out is to approve an early retirement
plan one year but not pay out sick and vacation time
to deserving employees until three years later.
Unfortunately, later is now.
- Jodi Rell

Iraq made commitments after the Gulf War to completely
dismantle all weapons of mass destruction,
and unfortunately, Iraq has not lived up to its agreement.
- Barbara Boxer

Unfortunately, this is a free society,
and we're gonna have people with trucks,
and people with bombs.
- Greta Van Susteren

Unfortunately, cancer is the number one killer of children in this country today,
and it destroys not only these innocent victims,
but their families as well.
- Michael McCaul


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