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Jasper Carrott Quotes and Sayings

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Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic,
then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
- Jasper Carrott

I am amazed at radio DJ's today.
I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron.
I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
- Jasper Carrott

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous PHOTO

The human race has one really effective weapon,
and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain

 

Tears and laughter cleanse the heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Through humor, you can soften some
of the worst blows that life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous PHOTO

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May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours.
- Irish Blessing

A sense of humor... is needed armor.
Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips
is a sign that the person down deep
has a pretty good grasp of life.
- Hugh Sidey

You can turn painful situations around through laughter.
If you can find humor in anything, even poverty,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
- e. e. cummings

Laughter is the best medicine.
- Anonymous

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
- Mark Twain

Whoever undertakes to set himself up
as a judge of Truth and Knowledge
is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
- Albert Einstein

Believe in the goodness of life.
Believe in the power of time to heal and to renew.
Believe in the power of forgiveness and gratitude.
Believe in the gift of rainbows and butterflies.
Believe in the laughter of children.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship,
and it is far the best ending for one.
- Oscar Wilde

While the laughter of joy is in
full harmony with our deeper life,
the laughter of amusement
should be kept apart from it.
The danger is too great of thus learning
to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery,
and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.
- Lewis Carroll

One can never speak enough of the virtues,
the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
- Francoise Sagan

Laughter gives us distance.
It allows us to step back from an event,
deal with it and then move on.
- Bob Newhart

May God grant you always...
A sunbeam to warm you,
a moonbeam to charm you,
a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you.
Laughter to you.
Faithful friends near you.
And whenever you pray,
Heaven to hear you.
- Irish Blessing

Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
- Victor Hugo

Laugh at yourself and at life.
Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity,
but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain,
cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective
that seemingly terrible defeat and worry
with laughter at your predicaments,
thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution
that is certain to come. Never take yourself too seriously.
- Og Mandino

Laughter is day, and sobriety is night;
a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both,
more bewitching than either.
- Henry Ward Beecher

It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time.
Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have
the power to choose either.
- Wayne Dyer

Incongruity is the mainspring of laughter.
- Max Beerbohm

I think laughter may be a form of courage.
As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh,
and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.
- Linda Ellerbee

Laughter is one of the very privileges of reason,
being confined to the human species.
- Thomas Carlyle

Laughter, and the broader category of humor,
are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss.
- Allen Klein

Once you have heard a strange audience burst into laughter at a film you directed,
you realize what the word joy is all about.
- Chuck Jones

Tell the truth.
Sing with passion.
Work with laughter.
Love with heart.
'Cause that's all that matters in the end.
- Kris Kristofferson

I'm happy that I have brought laughter because I have
been shown by many the value of it in so many lives,
in so many ways.
- Lucille Ball

I just love listening to the laughter.
- Simon Pegg

In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter,
and sharing of pleasures.
For in the dew of little things the heart finds its
morning and is refreshed.
- Khalil Gibran

Though the clown is often deadpan, he is a connoisseur of laughter.
- Mel Gussow

It seems that laughter needs an echo.
- Henri Bergson

The house of laughter makes a house of woe.
- Edward Young

Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends,
I was content to have chosen music and laughter as
a substitute for a husband.
- Elsa Maxwell

Let there be more joy and laughter in your living.
- Eileen Caddy

Gratitude helps you to grow and expand;
gratitude brings joy and laughter into your life and
into the lives of all those around you.
- Eileen Caddy

Every blessed one of you feels better for that burst of laughter.
- Ivor Novello

Sudden glory is the passion which maketh those grimaces called laughter.
- Thomas Hobbes

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
- Arnold H. Glasow

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.
- Max Eastman

I try to bring the audience's own drama -
tears and laughter they know about -
to them.
- Judy Garland

I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff.
What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff.
I've got a dry sense of humor.
- Katie Price

The sound of laughter is like the vaulted dome of a temple of happiness.
- Milan Kundera

Laughter is nothing else but sudden glory arising from
some sudden conception of some eminency in ourselves,
by comparison with the infirmity of others,
or with our own formerly.
- Thomas Hobbes

Laughter can bring a new perspective.
- Christopher Durang

When the needs of one person are being met by the other,
there is laughter.
- Yakov Smirnoff

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make
itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.
- Alice Meynell

Laughter springs from the lawless part of our nature.
- Agnes Repplier

Nobody ever died of laughter.
- Max Beerbohm

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
- Peter Ustinov

I always knew looking back on my tears would bring me laughter,
but I never knew looking back on my laughter would make me cry.
- Cat Stevens

He who has laughter on his side has no need of proof.
- Theodor Adorno

Laughter is America's most important export.
- Walt Disney

It is better to write of laughter than of tears,
for laughter is the property of man.
- Francois Rabelais

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into
a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
- Jean Houston

Does anyone remember laughter?
- Robert Plant

The weeping of an heir is laughter in disguise.
- Publilius Syrus

A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into
a room is indeed blessed.
- Bennett Cerf

I love life in spite of all that mars it.
I love friendship, jokes and laughter.
- Tahar Ben Jelloun

I take people very seriously.
People are all I take seriously, in fact.
Therefore, I have nothing but sympathy for how people behave -
and nothing but laughter to console them with.
- John Irving

What laughter is to childhood, sex is to adolescence.
- Martha Beck

One should take good care not to grow too wise for
so great a pleasure of life as laughter.
- Joseph Addison

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.
Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans
or brains on the ceiling.
- Wavy Gravy

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that
we can all live happily ever laughter.
- Yakov Smirnoff

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists,
unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
- Kurt Vonnegut

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over
and showing it principally in one place.
- Josh Billings

There is nothing worth the wear of winning,
but laughter and the love of friends.
- James Boswell

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations,
give or take a dentist.
- Joseph Heller


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