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Jerome K. Jerome Quotes and Sayings

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We drink one another's health and spoil our own.
- Jerome K. Jerome

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
- Jerome K. Jerome

I like work; it fascinates me.
I can sit and look at it for hours.
- Jerome K. Jerome

But there, everything has its drawbacks,
as the man said when his mother-in-law died,
and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
- Jerome K. Jerome

 

I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes;
but look where I will,
there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.
- Jerome K. Jerome

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
- Jerome K. Jerome

If you are foolish enough to be contented,
don't show it, but grumble with the rest.
- Jerome K. Jerome

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One we discover how to appreciate the timeless values
in our daily experiences,
we can enjoy the best things in life.
- Jerome K. Jerome

I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages
young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.
- Jerome K. Jerome

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves.
We love them at once for being so.
- Jerome K. Jerome

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
- Jerome K. Jerome

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
- Jerome K. Jerome

Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.
- Jerome K. Jerome

We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone.
Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the universe.
- Jerome K. Jerome

It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of
course you are an exceptionally good liar.
- Jerome K. Jerome

It is always the best policy to speak the truth,
unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
- Jerome K. Jerome

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues,
that we touch each other, and find sympathy.
It is in our follies that we are one.
- Jerome K. Jerome

Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of Eternity.
- Jerome K. Jerome

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless
one has plenty of work to do.
- Jerome K. Jerome

There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.
- Jerome K. Jerome

Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life.
The love of the young for the young,
that is the beginning of life.
But the love of the old for the old,
that is the beginning of things longer.
- Jerome K. Jerome

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience
makes you very happy and contented;
but a full stomach does the business quite as well,
and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.
- Jerome K. Jerome

It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime.
No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it.
It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such.
A poor man is despised the whole world over.
- Jerome K. Jerome

It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read
a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled
to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular
disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.
- Jerome K. Jerome

Worthless people live only to eat and drink;
people of worth eat and drink only to live.
- Socrates

Your pain is the breaking of the shell
that encloses your understanding.
Much of your pain is self-chosen.
It is the bitter potion by which the
physician within you heals your sick self.
Therefore trust the physician, and drink
his remedy in silence and tranquility.
- Khalil Gibran

A new friend is like new wine;
when it has aged you will drink it with pleasure.
- Ecclesiastes 9:10

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge,
others just gargle.
- Robert Anthony

I'm tired of hearing about money, money,
money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi,
wear Reebok.
- Shaquille O'Neal

On long haul flights I always drink loads and loads
of water and eat light and healthy food.
- Lisa Snowdon

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Getting information off the Internet is like taking
a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor

She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

If you drink don't drive.
Don't even putt.
- Dean Martin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields

I never diet.
I smoke.
I drink now and then.
I never work out.
- Naomi Campbell

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
- Joe E. Lewis

I am happy to make money.
I want to make more money, make more music,
eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers.
- Kid Rock

I don't smoke, don't drink much, and go to the gym five times a week.
I live a healthy lifestyle and feel great.
I can run a marathon, you know.
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

I was so jazzed about sobering up
and starting a new life;
I had to stop at a bar
to get a drink just to calm down.
- the television series Glee

Bats drink on the wing, like swallows,
by sipping the surface, as they play over pools and streams.
- Gilbert White

In Europe, it's different - you eat soccer,
you breathe soccer, you drink soccer.
Everything is about soccer.
- Thomas Dooley

Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water,
then you make the tea.
Then you drink it properly.
That is all you need to know.
- Sen Rikyu

I use products from my dermatologist but the best things
you can do for your skin,
are not smoke always use sunscreen and drink a lot of water.
- Sela Ward

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once.
She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- Otis Criblecoblis

If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car,
you're a tax evader.
- Thomas S. Foley

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
- Jilly Cooper

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now,
and it's never been about drinking to get drunk.
I don't do that.
I never drink tequila during the day,
and I don't drive at night.
- Sammy Hagar

I like to drink to suit my location.
- Tom Jones

I wouldn't say I'm lucky, but I do take care of my body.
I never drink or smoke, and I get the most out of my body.
- Terry Vaughn

I like whiskey.
I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
- Robert E. Lee

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.
- Dean Martin

I get drunk writing words.
I don't drink or do drugs, but I get so carried away
with writing that I get inebriated from it.
- John Shirley

You have another little drink, and I'll have another little drink,
and maybe we can work up some real family feeling here.
- Irving Ravetch

We meet a lot of people, we drink lots of stuff and have lots of fun.
- Bon Scott

I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car.
It's not illegal to drink and drive,
but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.
- Tracey Gold

You can't drink on an eight hour flight,
pass out, and then go onstage...
well you can, but then you're Spandau Ballet.
- Robert Smith

Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes,
tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.
- John Stuart Blackie

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
- Brendan Behan

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.
- Casey Stengel

Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
- Doug Coupland

Nowadays I get complaints about long drum solos,
but in those days they wanted me to keep on going so
they could go over to the bar and have a drink.
- Aynsley Dunbar

When you're thirsty and it seems that you could drink
the entire ocean that's faith;
when you start to drink and finish only a glass or two that's science.
- Anton Chekhov

You have a lot of time on these tours.
As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.
- Justin Timberlake

The air we breathe, the water we drink,
and the land we inhabit are not only critical elements
in the quality of life we enjoy -
they are a reflection of the majesty of our Creator.
- Rick Perry

Thom is one of those wonderful people to cook for because he absolutely loves it,
just loves it.
He loves to eat and drink and he'd be a great guest at any dinner party.
- Ted Allen

I don't go clubing.
So, I don't smoke or drink.
- Ashley Tisdale

Is it honest for me to go and sit there on communion
day and drink the wine and eat the bread while feeling it all to be mummery?
- John Fiske

I say to consumers: instead of relying totally on critics,
drink what you like and like what you drink.
- Robert Mondavi

Accept what people offer.
Drink their milkshakes.
Take their love.
- Wally Lamb


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