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Jerry Stiller Quotes and Sayings

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We managed to hang in there.
Today when people get married there's a tendency to
run away when things get tough.
There is a lot of strength in hanging together.
- Jerry Stiller

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.
- Jerry Stiller

Anne hated the idea of putting me down in front of the audience.
- Jerry Stiller

Some of the routines come back very easily.
We do it off the top of our heads.
- Jerry Stiller

 

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh,
they'd stop fighting.
I stole all their material.
- Jerry Stiller

Never go for the punch line.
There might be something funnier on the way.
- Jerry Stiller

I don't think my judgment is that good.
I don't know what is funny.
- Jerry Stiller

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Hollywood never knew there was a Vietnam War until they made the movie.
- Jerry Stiller

Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.
- Jerry Stiller

Money is sensual.
- Jerry Stiller

I loved the idea of touching base with an audience.
- Jerry Stiller

During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared.
Audiences loved these funny men.
I decided to become one.
- Jerry Stiller

It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth.
So there's a trick to it.
The trick is not to look at the later pictures.
- Jerry Stiller

Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field.
- Jerry Stiller

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.
- Jerry Stiller

I ask myself why I do it.
Maybe it's to prove I'm still around.
It takes a lot out of my body.
I'm not an NBA player anymore.
At my age, very few people can handle it.
- Jerry Stiller

Anne is very forgiving.
She doesn't care about money, being rich,
or clothes.
We never argued about finances.
- Jerry Stiller

I shave without using shaving cream.
- Jerry Stiller

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects.
- Charles de Gaulle

Time is the scarcest resource and unless it is managed
nothing else can be managed.
- Peter Drucker

A lot of people thought I wasn't doing anything because
I was spending a lot of time socialising and going out,
but I've always managed to get work actually done.
- Damien Hirst

Luckily, in my case, I have managed,
by writing,
to do the one thing that I always wanted to do.
- Jonathan Coe

I've managed to keep a clear head and remain sane in
this business because I remain a kid off-camera.
- Leonardo DiCaprio

Inventories can be managed, but people must be led.
- Ross Perot

We've managed to keep a spirit of fun,
I guess, of urban satire and finding new and odd interesting
angles to the ways of life to put on the stage.
- Adolph Green

The Canadians have managed to live peacefully with their Indians.
It is disgrace that the United States has not done the same.
- Stephen Ambrose

Partly because his life ended before the age of 50,
Hamilton was defined by the other founding fathers,
and he managed, with amazing consistency,
to alienate most of them.
- Ron Chernow

All free governments are managed by the combined wisdom and folly of the people.
- James A. Garfield

I've managed to dodge the curse.
Not all my family have.
Of course, music helped me - music is all about civilization,
about something worthwhile.
It's all about ideas.
- Gordon Getty

I always admired Stanley Kubrick for the fact that
he managed to beat the system somehow.
I think he kind of had it all figured out.
- Joel Coen

There was a lot of great writing couples,
but I try to do it all myself.
And it was practically impossible, but I still managed to be ahead of my time.
- Jackie DeShannon

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it.
Then it will be managed - like chickens,
like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
- Ted Nugent

I managed to take a family trip to the Bahamas and it was quite lovely.
- Jackie Collins

Look at what President Kennedy managed to achieve during
the Cuban missile crisis.
If Bush had been president in 1962, do you think he
would have avoided a nuclear war?
- Bianca Jagger

This is a day we have managed to avoid for a quarter of a century.
- John Glenn

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity;
nothing more easily managed that one is adversity.
- Plutarch

We really were a very musical family.
Father managed to buy us a small pump organ,
and I just loved this instrument.
- Lawrence Welk

He was a sociologist; he had got into an intellectual
muddle early on in life and never managed to get out.
- Iris Murdoch

Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of.
- Tom Holt

The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
- Ronald Firbank

I have definitely gone through my ups and downs and
faced my adversity and my nay-sayers,
but managed to do all right.
It is a pretty classic tale.
- Steve Nash

It was a long, hard, tough day.
We managed to just sneak through, it was an unbelievable Test match.
- Ricky Ponting

Yet the wonder of it all is that, while engaged in
a seemingly endless struggle,
the Israelis have managed to turn a desert into a garden.
- George Ball

For some reason, it popped into my head the notion
that a lot of the Next Generation cast in the long
run of that show managed to step behind the camera.
- Michael Shanks

We've managed to have a long career that is still quite vibrant,
yet we've never had to kow-tow to record companies
who said we weren't commercial enough.
- Alex Lifeson

I'd managed to bite a very large hole in the side of
my tongue before they could pry my teeth apart.
By all evidence, and there's no denying it,
that thing I had on the set was a fit.
- Dick York

Idol has pretty much taken me out of my recording and out of my choreography.
I have managed to slip in some choreography jobs.
And I've been writing songs for other artists.
- Paula Abdul

There is no question that managed care is managed cost,
and the idea is that you can save a lot of money and
make health care costs less if you ration it.
- Charlie Norwood

Practice Golden-Rule 1 of Management in everything you do.
Manage others the way you would like to be managed.
- Brian Tracy

People have managed to avert their eyes and hope for the best.
- David Chalmers

There was one issue on which there seemed to be almost unanimity:
the Internet should not be managed by any government,
national or multinational.
- Jon Postel

Well, she managed to - Barbara was capable of doing
practically anything if she set her mind to it.
In retrospect, I'm not surprised that Barbara managed
to get collect calls through.
- Ted Olson

What we call a poem is mostly what is not there on the page.
The strength of any poem is the poems that it has managed to exclude.
- Harold Bloom

Just as the Russians and the Soviets didn't manage
to wipe out languages in Lithuania,
neither have they managed to wipe out religion to the
extent that we had feared.
- Jeane Kirkpatrick

They managed to find time...
to tell me that there was no chance of my being accepted
for service and that really I should be surprised to still be alive.
- C. S. Forester

I took a public speaking class in college and managed
to make the class laugh a little bit.
- Kevin James

Failing organizations are usually over-managed and under-led.
- Warren G. Bennis

I also taught myself how to blow glass using a propane
torch from the hardware store and managed to make some
elementary chemistry plumbing such as tees and small glass bulbs.
- Robert B. Laughlin

When you consider all the stars I have managed,
mere submarines make me smile.
- Charles Frohman

Writing, when properly managed, (as you may be sure
I think mine is) is but a different name for conversation.
- Laurence Sterne

I've been allowed to grow over the past twenty years.
I've managed to avoid being trapped in one moment of my career and for that,
I'm very thankful.
- Giovanni Ribisi

It was one of those great miracles of history that
they managed to smuggle an Enigma machines out to Britain
just before they were invaded by the Nazis.
- Michael Apted

The Domain Name Server (DNS) is the Achilles heel of the Web.
The important thing is that it's managed responsibly.
- Tim Berners-Lee

I feel very proud that we have managed to stay together.
In these forty years we have made forty-six films.
Each one has brought a certain name and contribution to cinema.
- Ismail Merchant

When there were financial difficulties they still managed
to provide us with music and art lessons.
- Jerome Isaac Friedman

I've been working for many years and I think I've managed
to work with some of the best people in the business,
which has been rewarding and an apprenticeship.
- Aaron Eckhart

First, then, State Socialism, which may be described
as the doctrine that all the affairs of men should
be managed by the government,
regardless of individual choice.
- Benjamin Tucker

One of the things I'm most proud of about my career
is the fact I've managed to keep options open.
- Clive Owen

In 1968 the Arts Council managed to get a grant from
the treasury to buy up a lot of derelict touring theatres
and put them back in the hands of the local authorities.
- Timothy West

I've managed to keep my clothes on for everything I've done so far.
- Kelly Hu

The philosophy of the school was quite simple -
the bright boys specialised in Latin,
the not so bright in science and the rest managed with geography or the like.
- Aaron Klug


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