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Jo Brand Quotes and Sayings

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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
- Jo Brand

Related topics: Food

It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up.
- Jo Brand

People say you should read your criticism because it
will make you a better person but it doesn't.
It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.
- Jo Brand

I wouldn't say I was organised at all.
I just have to prioritise.
Is it more important for them to be organised,
or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?
- Jo Brand

 

I just don't like travelling very much.
- Jo Brand

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since
2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list.
It is something I do intend to get.
- Jo Brand

So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought
it would have a nice mixture of different topics and
it also takes in the fact that I've had two children recently.
- Jo Brand

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I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating
when I watched a tape of it,
that my husband taped for me and I never watched it again after that.
- Jo Brand

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs.
Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you.
I know it's a bit of a copout.
- Jo Brand

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more
relaxed 'cause the initial style you couldn't watch
for more than ten minutes without wanting to kill me.
- Jo Brand

I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed
to me but I think to have to move with the times.
Try out different areas and not get stuck in 1978.
- Jo Brand

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed,
and I do tend to smile and have more than one expression these days hopefully -
which I didn't at the beginning.
- Jo Brand

I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as
the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.
- Jo Brand

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief
and you've got to be funny.
So although I did try to sing properly it obviously
has hilarious results when you can't sing.
- Jo Brand

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time,
and I didn't want my name in Timeout and people from
working coming along and taking the piss.
- Jo Brand

I think there's a far more general audience now because
I've done more populist stuff on telly.
- Jo Brand

One of the guys that used to run it -
for some reason I've no idea why he used to call me
the Sea Monster and I was just looking around for a
name and thought that'll do.
That lasted for a couple of years probably.
- Jo Brand

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders -
not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say,
but I think they have been great for women and they
are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.
- Jo Brand

Again, with two small children it's incredibly hard
to commit yourself to anything because you're just
getting interested in it and someone comes along and
goes I want Thomas The Tank Engine on,
and screams the place down until you put it on.
- Jo Brand

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go,
probably not specifically for DVD, but there are extra
bits on it that aren't on anything else,
so as exciting as that sounds.
- Jo Brand

It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like
that you don't just annoy people,
that it will make a difference because it seemed like such a lot of people so,
yes I would have to say that it has done.
- Jo Brand

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do,
which is to bore people without children to death by
going on and on about how funny their children are,
so there's none of that hopefully.
- Jo Brand

I don't know if we will ever try again because those
sort of things are very hard to organise but yes,
I've known Doon for years and John as well but I hadn't met Will before,
and he turned out to be a good laugh.
- Jo Brand

I had always fancied a go at the comedy and when it
started to go reasonably well and the opportunity arose
for me to move into it full time,
I just couldn't turn it down.
I just took the risk, and I just wanted to see if it
would work and thankfully it did.
- Jo Brand

What they did was to make a pilot and it may well go
to series at the next festival but I don't have any news on that.
It's already been on Paramount actually,
but as it's on Paramount it'll probably be on several more times...
hopefully.
- Jo Brand

I find it difficult to judge myself,
but people say that I have become a bit more socially
acceptable over the years in terms of my material;
which apparently at the beginning -
though I never really intended it to be -
was man hating and now is just a bit more cuddly.
- Jo Brand

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz) PHOTO

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous PHOTO

The trouble is,
if you don't risk anything,
you risk even more.
- Erica Jong

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it.
- Henry David Thoreau PHOTO

A man is truly ethical only when he obeys
the compulsion to help all life which he is able to assist,
and shrinks from injuring anything that lives.
- Albert Schweitzer

Learn to do common things uncommonly well;
we must always keep in mind that anything
that helps fill the dinner pail is valuable.
- George Washington Carver

When we try to pick out anything by itself,
we find it hitched to everything else in the universe.
- John Muir

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything.
And that is by making the other person want to do it.
- Dale Carnegie

I am an optimist.
It does not seem too much use being anything else.
- Winston Churchill

A sin is anything you do which goes against yourself
- don Miguel Ruiz

It is hardly possible to build anything,
if frustration, bitterness and a mood of helplessness prevail.
- Lech Walesa

If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right,
you'll probably never do much of anything.
- Win Borden

Anyone who has never made a mistake,
has never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit.
Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever,
even if your whole world seems upset.
- Saint Francis de Sales

Can anything be so elegant as to have few wants,
and to serve them one's self?
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man can succeed at almost anything
for which he has unlimited enthusiasm.
- Charles M. Schwab

The Four Agreements
1.Be impeccable with your word.
2.Don't take anything personally.
3.Don't make assumptions.
4.Always do your best.
- don Miguel Ruiz

When you are in any contest,
you should work as if there were -
to the very last minute - a chance to lose it.
This is battle, this is politics, this is anything.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.
Neither need you do anything but be yourself.
- Lao Tzu

The fact is, that to do anything in the world worth doing,
we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger,
but jump in and scramble through as well as we can.
- Robert Cushing

Anger is an acid that can do more harm
to the vessel in which it is stored
than to anything on which it is poured.
- Mark Twain

If you love it enough, anything will talk with you.
- George Washington Carver

You can turn painful situations around through laughter.
If you can find humor in anything, even poverty,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
- Billy Graham

To have done anything just for money
is to have been truly idle.
- Henry David Thoreau

We hardly ever realize that we can
cut anything out of our lives,
anytime, in the blink of an eye.
- Carlos Castaneda

The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

Anything Is Possible.
- Anonymous

You can have anything you want in life if you
just help enough other people get what they want.
- Zig Ziglar

I cannot teach anybody anything.
I can only make them think.
- Socrates

Do not wish to be anything but what you are,
and try to be that perfectly.
- St. Francis De Sales

To love what you do and feel that it matters,
how on earth could anything be more fun.
- Katherine Graham

We never NEED anything; we never NEED to do something.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If a warrior is to succeed at anything,
the success must come gently,
with a great deal of effort but with no stress or obsession.
- Carlos Castaneda

Never do anything against conscience
even if the state demands it.
- Albert Einstein

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
- Erica Jong

You go against yourself when you
judge or blame yourself for anything
- don Miguel Ruiz

Progress is impossible without change,
and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
- George Bernard Shaw

You cannot teach a man anything;
you can only help him find it within himself.
- Galileo Galilei

The world is not dangerous because of those who do harm
but because of those who look at it without doing anything.
- Albert Einstein

You can't do anything about the length of your life,
but you can do something about its width and depth.
- Evan Esar

You will never do anything in this world without courage.
It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor.
- James Allen

You can do anything you put your mind to.
- Anonymous

If there is anything that a man can do well,
I say let him do it. Give him a chance.
- Abraham Lincoln

We can do anything we want to
if we stick to it long enough.
- Helen Keller


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