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Kinky Friedman Quotes and Sayings

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
- Kinky Friedman

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William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them.
Redd Foxx is another.
- Kinky Friedman

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks,
there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country,
because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
- Kinky Friedman

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while,
until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
- Kinky Friedman

 

I'll tell you right now.
I'm for prayer in school.
- Kinky Friedman

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.
- Kinky Friedman

Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them,
eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit,
a hundred bucks a day.
- Kinky Friedman

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Young people are the key to this election.
- Kinky Friedman

The teachers are getting screwed, blued,
and tattooed by the system.
- Kinky Friedman

The folks in Mississippi are saying,
'Thank God for Texas.'
- Kinky Friedman

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have,
the worse you get.
- Kinky Friedman

I don't remember the first half of my life.
All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
- Kinky Friedman

Remember: Y'all is singular.
All y'all is plural.
All y'all's is plural possessive.
- Kinky Friedman

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
- Kinky Friedman

We're first on executions.
We're 49th in funding public education.
We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom,
and we're winning.
- Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Kinky Friedman

These days, there are many people around the world
who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read
the books that made me respectable.
- Kinky Friedman

We were a country band with a social conscience.
- Kinky Friedman

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still
believe in intelligent design?
- Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage.
I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
- Kinky Friedman

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog,
but only love can make it wag its tail.
- Kinky Friedman

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian.
Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and...
both of them were independents, by the way.
- Kinky Friedman

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
- Kinky Friedman

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry;
it's just not in a place I can show you.
- Kinky Friedman

A happy childhood...
is the worst possible preparation for life.
- Kinky Friedman

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.
- Kinky Friedman

You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
- Kinky Friedman

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure
even when your autographs are bouncing.
- Kinky Friedman

When I'm governor...
I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
- Kinky Friedman

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
- Kinky Friedman

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons
so we can put the bad guys in there,
like the pedophiles and the politicians.
- Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you.
I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
- Kinky Friedman

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
- Kinky Friedman

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians.
And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
- Kinky Friedman

I admit I was drinking a Guinness...
but I did not swallow.
- Kinky Friedman

No, nothing has changed in my life at all,
and nothing would change if I had millions.
- Kinky Friedman

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
- Kinky Friedman

I see an issue I like, and I support it.
- Kinky Friedman

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
- Kinky Friedman

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions,
toll roads and property taxes.
- Kinky Friedman

Musicians can run this state better than politicians.
We won't get a lot done in the mornings,
but we'll work late and be honest.
- Kinky Friedman

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit.
That's very important in my life.
- Kinky Friedman

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
- Kinky Friedman

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish
and that neither of us ever had a job,
we never had a home, we never married and we traveled
around the countryside irritating people.
- Kinky Friedman

For some of us, the world appears to provide
only a fixed quantity of each resource -
a limited amount of food, of money,
of love, of success, of appreciation.
For others, life is unlimited.
Their world expands with the generosity, compassion,
inventiveness, and service that they contribute.
In this world-view, money that is spent
or given away returns multiplied.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To have done anything just for money
is to have been truly idle.
- Henry David Thoreau

If you want to feel rich,
just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.
- Anonymous

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige

The glow of one warm thought
is to me worth more than money.
- Thomas Jefferson

Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you
to reach the heights of your capabilities
or make the money that you want
without becoming very good at it.
- Brian Tracy

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.
- Henry David Thoreau

Do what you love and the money will follow.
- Marsha Sinetar

Money has never made man happy, nor will it,
there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness.
The more of it one has the more one wants.
- Benjamin Franklin

Maturity is the ability to do a job
whether or not you are supervised,
to carry money without spending it,
and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
- Ann Landers

Money is the barometer of a society's virtue.
- Ayn Rand

It is more rewarding to watch money change the world
than watch it accumulate.
- Gloria Steinem

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty

We've got to put a lot of money into changing behavior.
- Bill Gates

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time
to save money is when you have some.
- Joe Moore

If I have enough money to eat I'm good.
- Shia LaBeouf

My goal wasn't to make a ton of money.
It was to build good computers.
- Steve Wozniak

Business is other people's money.
- Delphine de Girardin

Money is a mechanism for control.
- David Korten

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
- Samuel Butler

A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
- Stanley Weiser

All money means to me is a pride in accomplishment.
- Ray Kroc

Many folks think they aren't good at earning money,
when what they don't know is how to use it.
- Frank Howard Clark

It's all about the money.
- Joseph Jackson

Fame, I have already.
Now I need the money.
- Wilhelm Steinitz

It's a terribly hard job to spend a billion dollars
and get your money's worth.
- George M. Humphrey

I don't mind that I'm fat.
You still get the same money.
- Marlon Brando


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