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Louie Anderson Quotes and Sayings

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I'm a 7 o'clock act.
My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
- Louie Anderson

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.
- Louie Anderson

We were on welfare when we were kids.
Thanks for reminding me of that.
- Louie Anderson

You have to be funny about it and honest about it.
You can't leave yourself out of that mix.
You have to be honest enough to say,
I'm that messed-up one in the family.
- Louie Anderson

 

A real estate closer.
Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener.
What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where
you've got to sign all those papers?
- Louie Anderson

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.
- Louie Anderson

We all think we're going to get out of debt.
- Louie Anderson

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Minnesotans really think they run the whole world,
I love that.
- Louie Anderson

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked
up and asked for an autograph.
The comedian blew him off.
I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face.
He was devastated.
- Louie Anderson

I've been in Vegas.
That's where you get into the money thing.
Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know.
That's the only place that you can bet $25,
get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.
- Louie Anderson

Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring.
I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate,
understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones.
Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book.
- Louie Anderson

I felt ashamed for what I had done.
I don't have any excuses.
I did what I did.
I take full responsibility for myself and my actions.
I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody.
I'm sorry it happened.
And I hurt people.
- Louie Anderson

When you think you're out of time,
smile, and turn back the clock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Clocks slay time...
time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels;
only when the clock stops does time come to life.
- William Faulkner

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning
and watches the Discovery Channel.
I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
- Jeff Foxworthy

If we were meant to be happy,
why did God create war, hunger, and the 11 o'clock news?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Think what a better world it would be if we all,
the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock
every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
- Barbara Jordan

Work is a necessity for man.
Man invented the alarm clock.
- Pablo Picasso

I've got all the money I'll ever need,
if I die by four o'clock.
- Henny Youngman

The clock talked loud.
I threw it away, it scared me what it talked.
- Tillie Olsen

I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
- Golda Meir

I want to turn the clock back to when people lived
in small villages and took care of each other.
- Pete Seeger

They took away time, and they gave us the clock.
- Abdullah Ibrahim

In baseball, you can't kill the clock.
You've got to give the other man his chance.
That's why this is the greatest game.
- Earl Weaver

The soldiers' last meal is generally served out about
five o'clock in the afternoon,
sometimes earlier; and a stretch of fourteen hours
intervenes between then and breakfast.
- Patrick MacGill

You can never turn the clock back and,
since we're talking about mental health,
I would stress that.
- Peter Shilton

It's a miserable life in Hollywood.
You're up at five or six o'clock in the morning to
be ready to start shooting at nine.
- William Wyler

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

If the weather is good I go into the nearby wood -
there I am painting a small beech forest (in the sun)
with a few conifers mixed in.
This takes until 8 'o clock.
- Gustav Klimt

You have to be like a clock spring, wound but not loose at the same time.
- Dave Winfield

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.
- Wilson Mizner

The death clock is ticking slowly in our breast,
and each drop of blood measures its time,
and our life is a lingering fever.
- Georg Buchner

James Brown is important because he decorates the clock
correctly and he's good with lower mathematics.
Don't get me wrong - he's good.
- Don Van Vliet

When I'm trying to go to sleep and there are little noises,
like a clock ticking or a fan squeaking,
it drives me completely insane.
- James Lafferty

I literally have meetings at eight o'clock in the morning,
and I finish at nine o'clock at night.
It sounds pathetic, but I don't even have time to go shopping.
- Stella McCartney

So when bands work with me and it's 10 o'clock,
usually you'd have to be getting out of the studio,
we could go on until 2 in the morning cause it's my place!
- Billy Sherwood

I have a master plan as an artist.
I've always said I'm not going to be punching nobody's clock.
I will work as an artist to survive in this world.
- Erykah Badu

But I love New York.
I used to set my alarm clock when I was there,
and get up at 4am and get a coffee, just because I could.
- Gail Porter

In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning,
day after day.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Even though it was six o'clock, there was no sense of approaching dawn.
- Mary Higgins Clark

The clock never stops, never stops, never waits.
We're growing old.
It's getting late.
- Ben Folds

Having designed and built several clocks during my
career it suddenly occurred to me that when you look
at the face of a clock both hands have the same center.
- Kit Williams

When I was a junior, boys were allowed to come visit me at the house.
We could sit on the porch until about 8 o'clock at night;
that's when it started getting dark.
That was it.
- Daisy Fuentes

A clock struck out the hour of twelve,
and the bird in the hedgerow was still singing as we
marched out to the roadway,
and followed our merry pipers home to town.
- Patrick MacGill

Quiet minds cannot be perplexed or frightened but go
on in fortune or misfortune at their own private pace,
like a clock during a thunderstorm.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

In any case, you can't turn back the clock.
- Michel Patini

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the
rest of the day will take care of itself.
- Elbert Hubbard

Rushing the ball is all about ball control.
If you run the ball, you control the clock.
If you control the clock, you usually control the game.
- Tiki Barber

Captain Clarke who had gone out yesterday with eighteen
men to bring in the meat we had killed the day before,
and to continue the hunt, came in at twelve o'clock.
- Meriwether Lewis

Any film I see at two o'clock in afternoon with my
mother seems to cast a strange spell that means we both come out sobbing.
- Jane Birkin

We will emerge stronger as a diverse community;
the area will be rebuilt with life around the clock,
new buildings, restaurants, places of entertainment.
- George Pataki

We cannot turn the clock back nor can we undo the harm caused,
but we have the power to determine the future and to
ensure that what happened never happens again.
- Paul Kagame

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately,
instead of at three o clock in the morning.
- John Barrymore

The hands of every clock are shears,
trimming us away scrap by scrap,
and every time piece with a digital readout blinks us towards implosion.
- Dean Koontz

I wrote about people who liked fake fireplaces in their parlor,
who thought a brass horse with a clock embedded in its flank was wonderful.
- Betty Smith

It is the eve of St.
George's Day.
Do you not know that tonight, when the clock strikes midnight,
all the evil things in the world will have full sway?
- Bram Stoker

When it's three o'clock in New York,
it's still 1938 in London.
- Bette Midler

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

I live at home and, if I want to start work at 11 o'clock,
I can.
- Jilly Cooper

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by
reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time
by watching the second hand of a clock.
- Ben Hecht

The hours of folly are measured by the clock;
but of wisdom,
no clock can measure.
- William Blake

Making a book is a craft, like making a clock;
it needs more than native wit to be an author.
- Jean de la Bruyere

The game isn't over till the clock says zero.
- Paul Pierce

I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot.
I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging
out for the next drink and five o'clock,
ping!
I have to just stop.
- Trisha Goddard

The first real thing I heard was Three O'Clock Blues by B.B.
King.
That's where it all began for me.
- Robin Trower

The formation of glass from the melting is like starting a clock.
It resets the time for us to determine billions of years later.
- Robert Duncan

We do not believe voters gave President Bush a mandate
to turn back the clock decades on so many of our legal protections.
- Ralph Neas

I trust, that your readers will not construe my words to mean,
that I would not have gone to a 3 o'clock in the morning session,
for the sake of defeating the Nebraska bill.
- Gerrit Smith

There was a time...
when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday
night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on.
- Ed McMahon

No man wants to feel that he's there because of his
woman's biological clock or because he's filling a
job opening for husband or significant other.
- George Weinberg


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