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Malcolm Williamson Quotes and Sayings

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My wife thinks I'm completely mad.
- Malcolm Williamson

We must respect the other fellow's religion,
but only in the sense and to the extent
that we respect his theory that
his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
- H. L. Mencken

Choose a friend as thou dost a wife,
till death separate you.
- William Penn

Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it.
Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return.
Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return?
- Epictetus

 

A son is a son till he takes him a wife,
a daughter is a daughter all of her life.
- Irish Traditional

By all means marry.
If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
and that is a good thing for any man.
- Socrates

A man cannot speak to his son, but as a father;
to his wife, but as a husband;
to his enemy, but upon terms:
whereas a friend may speak, as the case requires,
and not as it sorteth with the person.
- Francis Bacon

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage:
the wife is in charge.
- Bill Cosby

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children
is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:
it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- Bill Cosby

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner

The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.
- Elizabeth Cady Stanton

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but
tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
- Sacha Guitry

If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much
more romantic and nomadic existence.
- David McCallum

A man's home is his wife's castle.
- Alexander Chase

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him
is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
- Barry Goldwater

My advice to you is get married:
if you find a good wife you'll be happy;
if not, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Many a man owes his success to his first wife
and his second wife to his success.
- Jim Backus

The man in our society is the breadwinner;
the woman has enough to do as the homemaker,
wife and mother.
- Dorothy Fields

Don't forget Mother's Day.
Or as they call it in Beverly Hills,
Dad's Third Wife Day.
- Jay Leno

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope
that keeps up a wife's spirits.
- John Gay

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home,
and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
- Martin Luther

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police
because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
- Ilie Nastase

Caesar might have married Cleopatra,
but he had a wife at home.
There's always something.
- Will Cuppy

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife
an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home,
and broods a nest of sorrows.
- Jeremy Taylor

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
First, let her think she's having her own way.
And second, let her have it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

One man's folly is another man's wife.
- Helen Rowland

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress;
when I get tired of one,
I spend the night with the other.
- Anton Chekhov

When you are alone you are not alone,
you are simply lonely -
and there is a tremendous difference
between loneliness and aloneness.
When you are lonely you are thinking of the other,
you are missing the other.
Loneliness is a negative state.
You are feeling that it would have been
better if the other were there -
your friend, your wife, your mother,
your beloved, your husband.
It would have been good if the other
were there, but the other is not.
Loneliness is absence of the other.
Aloneness is the presence of oneself.
Aloneness is very positive.
It is a presence, overflowing presence.
You are so full of presence
that you can fill the whole universe
with your presence and there is no need for anybody.
- Osho

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
- Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...
or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
- Douglas Adams

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when
two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife,
confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
- Homer

I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work,
and I didn't stop until she got home.
- George Stephen

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me
want to run home to be with my wife.
- Steven Curtis Chapman

I don't think my wife likes me very much,
when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
- Frank Carson

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years
to have breakfast together,
but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.
- Winston Churchill

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
- Joey Adams

A man likes his wife to be
just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness,
and just stupid enough to admire it.
- Israel Zangwill

I have often wanted to drown my troubles,
but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
- Anonymous

Basically my wife was immature.
I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
- Woody Allen

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife;
she has thought much worse things about you.
- Jean Rostand

The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.
- Cyril Connolly

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
- James H. Boren

I'm a fun father, but not a good father.
The hard decisions always went to my wife.
- John Lithgow

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Michel de Montaigne

It's tough to stay married.
My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- Rodney Dangerfield

You shall not covet your neighbor's house;
you shall not covet your neighbor's wife,
nor his male servant, nor his female servant,
nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.
- Exodus 20:17

When a man opens a car door for his wife,
it's either a new car or a new wife.
- Prince Philip

I'm not a real movie star.
I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Will Rogers

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything...
like stray cats and squirrels.
- Eric Roberts

I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
- Oscar Wilde

The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
- David Ogilvy

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
- Mike Ditka

A woman must combine the role of mother,
wife and politician.
- Emma Bonino

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him.
Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.
- Harold MacMillan

During that first year, I felt guilty that my wife
was out working bringing in all our income,
while I was at home playing on the computer,
so I made myself treat writing like a job.
- George Stephen

You can't stay married in a situation where you are
afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
- Mike Tyson

I love being a mother.
I loved being a daughter, a sister, a wife.
I love being a woman with men.
I love having given birth.
- Jessica Lange

No slave is a slave to the same lengths,
and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.
- John Stuart Mill

I met my wife by breaking two of my rules:
never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.
- Corey Feldman

Love or not, I wouldn't subject a wife to the road.
It's punishment.
- Billy Strayhorn

I think it's quite extraordinary that people cast me as if I'm Warren Beatty:
until I met my present wife,
at the age of 35, you could name two girlfriends.
- Colin Firth

Not too many people can afford for the wife to stay home and raise the kids.
- Eric Braeden

I'm a much nicer person since my wife died.
I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer.
- Hugh Leonard

I came down to the living room one day and my wife
was standing in the living room.
It wasn't an illusion.
I saw her out of the corner of my eye.
The moment I saw her, she vanished.
- Hugh Leonard

My wife is always trying to get rid of me.
The other day she told me to put the garbage out.
I said to her I already did.
She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.
- Texas Guinan


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