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Paul Lynde Quotes and Sayings

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I sang in the choir for years, even though my family
belonged to another church.
- Paul Lynde

Related topics: Funny

Sandwiches are wonderful.
You don't need a spoon or a plate!
- Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
- Paul Lynde

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum.
Having a small number of guests is the only way to
generate good conversation.
Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
- Paul Lynde

 

My following is straight.
I'm so glad.
- Paul Lynde

I think basically an actor is a salesman.
- Paul Lynde

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
- Paul Lynde

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The doctor's name was Sylvia.
I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
- Paul Lynde

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't.
I used to get annoyed with people who said they were
broke when they had five dollars.
- Paul Lynde

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter
that I bought at an auction.
I always pour wine from that.
- Paul Lynde

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
- Paul Lynde

It was the worst moment of my life.
The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
- Paul Lynde

I have an ulcer.
It has an IQ of 185.
- Paul Lynde

My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
- Paul Lynde

Politicians...
talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief.
They're so awful, they're really funny.
I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
- Paul Lynde

My dad was a ham, too.
He could sell those women anything.
Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust
to sell as well as he could.
I was proud of that.
- Paul Lynde

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout.
I didn't even own a belt.
- Paul Lynde

A room is like a stage.
If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
- Paul Lynde

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be
frightened half to death.
- Paul Lynde

I laughed all the way through Love Story.
- Paul Lynde

I'm Liberace without a piano.
- Paul Lynde

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them.
I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize.
I've never found an easy way.
- Paul Lynde

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis,
because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
- Paul Lynde

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
- Paul Lynde

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
- Paul Lynde

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
- Paul Lynde

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
- Paul Lynde

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
- Paul Lynde

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week.
I never take just water.
Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
- Paul Lynde

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is,
or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
- Paul Lynde

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
- Paul Lynde

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
- Paul Lynde

Comedy is exaggerated realism.
It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous,
but it must always be believable.
- Paul Lynde

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
- Paul Lynde

I don't always prepare such rich meals.
Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche,
salad and dessert for dinner.
During the week I try to eat lightly.
- Paul Lynde

I may find something that looks interesting and then
go on to alter the recipe by adding spices,
things of my own.
I also look for time-saving recipes,
dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
- Paul Lynde

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping.
The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter,
and I've decided if I can make people laugh,
I'm making a more important contribution.
- Paul Lynde

My kitchen is not a place to live in.
I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not
clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat
off the floors-or the tables,
for that matter.
- Paul Lynde

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent,
but by far the worst room for conversation.
I'd get up from the table, a very long table,
and somebody would always say, Paul,
I never got to talk to you.
- Paul Lynde

Use what talents you possess.
The woods would be very silent
if no birds sang there,
except those that sang best.
- Henry Van Dyke

Peace is the first thing the angels sang.
- John Keble

We went to church every Sunday.
When I was a kid, the only time I sang was around my family.
- Darius Rucker

Marty Robbins once sang you give me a mountain,
I've been given a few mountains in my life.
- David Allan Coe

My grandmother sang, too, and she was really loud.
It was this wild kind of singing.
I count her among my influences.
- Cassandra Wilson

In the olden days, everybody sang.
You were expected to sing as well as talk.
It was a mark of the cultured man to sing.
- Leonard Bernstein

None of the other guys in the band really sang,
so that's when I brought Roy Clark in.
- Wanda Jackson

I sang the songs in 'The Doors'.
- Val Kilmer

No one had ever told me that whites were supposed to
sing one kind of music and blacks another -
I sang what I liked in the only voice I had.
- Charley Pride

I was 4 years old when I sang in public for the very first time.
- Mireille Mathieu

I always loved Sam Cooke, because he seemed very versatile.
He sang gospel, soul, blues, pop music.
- Aaron Neville

I sang opera, I sang show tunes.
I got into a rock band for a while.
I've sung a lot of different things.
- Tom Wopat

I was a kid, and I remember my mother singing.
She was also a radio soap opera actress,
but my mother sang.
- Ruben Blades

The first time I sang in the church choir;
two hundred people changed their religion.
- Fred Allen

In Van Halen there were moments, like in some of the ballads,
I put my heart and soul into those records.
Those lyrics when I sang 'em, I gave myself goosebumps.
- Sammy Hagar

I sang with Anita Bryant in the Southern Baptist churches.
- Kathie Lee Gifford

If I never sang on a record again I can still look at my walls.
They are covered floor to ceiling with gold and platinum
records from all over the world.
- Don Dokken

Everyone in my family sang, and we would always sing these songs.
- Chaka Khan

Richard Chamberlain on The Slipper and the Rose was lovely to work with.
He wore the clothes so beautifully and sang his songs so well.
- Julie Harris

I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots.
I take my music very seriously and studied very hard.
It's not a joke to me.
- Nancy Sinatra

So you know, my plan was that I was going to make records,
and be a rock star.
And that's really what I wanted to do.
And I sang from the time I was very young.
- Katey Sagal

All the classic jazz players all sang and a lot of 'em sang blues.
- Mose Allison

I sang in church growing up.
Memphis is the blues capital of the world,
we like to say.
- Justin Timberlake

My mom sang in high school choir and so did my father.
- Kevin Richardson

I sang in church choir all my life, through elementary school,
junior high and high school.
- Kevin Richardson

My grandmother passed at 104.
She sang and wrote songs until she passed.
- Rita Coolidge

When we were first started we were doing a lot of Motown stuff,
but actually playing it more in a rock way.
Everybody in the band sang and we did a lot of harmonies.
- Roy Wood

I learnt from Armstrong on the early recordings that
you never sang a song the same way twice.
- Van Morrison

My mother was the dearest, sweetest angel.
She didn't talk; she sang.
She was a tower of strength.
- Jayne Meadows

Elvis' early music has drama because as he sang he was escaping limits.
- Greil Marcus

I sang a song at my sister's wedding.
My mother forced me into that, too.
But that one felt all right.
- Adam Sandler

But Ship Who Sang remains my favorite story.
I really rocked folks with that and still cannot read
it aloud myself without weeping at the end.
- Anne McCaffrey


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