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Rod Schmidt Quotes and Sayings

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I washed a sock.
Then I put it in the dryer.
When I took it out, it was gone.
- Rod Schmidt

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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
- Rod Schmidt

Is "tired old cliche" one?
- Rod Schmidt

I xeroxed my watch.
Now I have time to spare.
- Rod Schmidt

 

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
- Bette Davis

I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton

Wave after wave of love flooded the stage and washed over me,
the beginning of the one great durable romance of my life.
- Bette Davis

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In the history of the world, no one has ever washed a rented car.
- Lawrence Summers

Sex in a dance is in the eyes of the beholder.
I never thought my dances sexy.
I suppose that's because I see myself with my face washed,
and to me I look like a rabbit.
- Gwen Verdon

Summer has filled her veins with light and her heart is washed with noon.
- C. Day Lewis

Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave from the
terror of flight or the gloom of the grave.
- Francis Scott Key

If it were possible to talk to the unborn,
one could never explain to them how it feels to be alive,
for life is washed in the speechless real.
- Jacques Barzun

My bedspread isn't washable.
Since my bedding has to be washed every day,
I'll have to throw it out.
- April Winchell

Our Constitution was not written in the sands to be
washed away by each wave of new judges blown in by
each successive political wind.
- Hugo Black

I'm older than I was, and I'm still washed-up,
and I haven't changed my music one iota.
It's just much easier to do this when people are being nice to you.
- Ben Folds

I actually washed my window once, and it fell through -
it was being held together by the dirt.
- Edie Falco

I collect clothes - they keep building and building.
I buy them instead of having them washed.
- Juliette Lewis

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when
you've just washed your car.
- Denis Norden

Once when I was 16 I had my car taken away from me for being past curfew.
Oh, and I said a bad word once, and I actually did
get my mouth washed out with soap.
- Ashlee Simpson

The tears I have cried over Germany have dried.
I have washed my face.
- Marlene Dietrich

Two aged men, that had been foes for life,
Met by a grave, and wept - and in those tears They
washed away the memory of their strife;
Then wept again the loss of all those years.
- Jean Paul

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections,
children tend to be sticky.
- Fran Lebowitz

'Tis now the summer of your youth: time has not cropped
the roses from your cheek,
though sorrow long has washed them.
- Edward Moore

The storm came.
Lives were washed away.
Ancient pains resurfaced.
Now it is time for a sea of change.
- Tavis Smiley

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats,
and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
- Mark Russell

That Bears quarterback is no good.
He's washed up.
He's 30.
- Donny Most

If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14,
it's being washed up right after.
- Moon Unit Zappa

Tears are nature's lotion for the eyes.
The eyes see better for being washed by them.
- Christian Nestell Bovee

You could name the great stars of the silent screen who were finished;
the great directors gone; the great title writers who were washed up.
But remember this, as long as you live:
the producers didn't lose a man.
They all made the switch.
That's where the great talent is.
- Ernst Lubitsch

With her high pale brow under her faded brown hair,
she was like a rock washed clean by years of her husband's absences at conventions,
dinners, committee meetings or simply at the office.
- Louis Auchincloss

Old #64 chose...
a gentle jog, fast enough to prove I was alive,
slow enough to savor the cheers.
They washed over me.
They warmed me.
I knew I could live without them but I loved them.
- Jerry Kramer

I used to lie between cool, clean sheets at night after I'd had a bath,
after I had washed my hair and scrubbed my knuckles
and finger-nails and teeth.
Then I could lie quite still in the dark with my face
to the window with the trees in it,
and talk to God.
- Frances Farmer

Gospel songs to me are about the mansion in the sky,
and washed in the blood of Christ's crimson blood,
songs that are filled with biblical wording that's
no longer understood by a lot of people.
- Larry Norman

For fossils to thrive, certain favorable circumstances are required.
First of all, of course, remnants of life have to be there.
These then need to be washed over with water as soon as possible,
so that the bones are covered with a layer of sediment.
- Richard Leakey

I liked Nicole Kidman because she is so fashionable she can do less is more.
It was very, very simple, but it was so chic.
Some people thought she looked washed out,
I didn't at all.
- Steven Cojocaru

And, of course, millions of us cross the border to
work in US homes and gardens and factories and carpentry shops and restaurants,
and if you go to a restaurant pretty much anywhere in the United States,
the chances are that the dishes will be washed by a Mexican.
- Alma Guillermoprieto

Cinema is a director's medium, so you're saying,
"What do you want?" Being an actor is about adapting -
physically and emotionally.
If that means you have to look great for it and they can make you look great,
then thank you.
And if you have to have everything washed away,
then I'm willing to do that too.
- Nicole Kidman

These days kids get paid enough that they probably
don't need to work too much.
The problem is when the person is old enough that they
need to work to make a living,
and the only thing that they know how to do is what
they are already washed up in.
- Susan Olsen

Crawford washed her hands a lot.
She washed her arms all the way up past her elbows.
She just couldn't get enough done in that direction.
She was compulsive about being clean,
clean, clean!
- Fay Wray

We would be doing the children of South Asia a great
disservice if we allowed ourselves to believe that
the need of children to belong to a loving,
permanent family was washed away by the waves of the tsunami.
- Mary Landrieu

This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous

Life is short,
Break the Rules.
Forgive quickly,
Kiss SLOWLY.
Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret
ANYTHING
That makes you smile
- Mark Twain

Today, like every other day, we wake up empty
and frightened. Don't open the door to the study
and begin reading. Take down a musical instrument.
Let the beauty we love be what we do.
There are hundreds of ways to kneel and kiss the ground.
- Rumi (Persian poet 1207-1273)

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein

Love begins with a smile,
grows with a kiss,
and ends with a teardrop.
- Anonymous

Gather yourself by the sea shore and I will love you there.
Assemble yourself with wild things,
with songs of the sparrow and sea-foam.
Let mad beauty collect itself in your eyes
and it will shine - Calling me.
For I long for a man with nests of wild things in his hair.
A man who will Kiss the Flame.
- Jewel

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop
speech when words become superfluous.
- Ingrid Bergman

I don't think you should feel about a film.
You should feel about a woman, not a movie.
You can't kiss a movie.
- Jean-Luc Godard

A kiss is a rosy dot over the 'i' of loving.
- Cyrano de Bergerac

Let the rain kiss you.
Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops.
Let the rain sing you a lullaby.
- Langston Hughes

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.
- Victor Hugo

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
- Rupert Brooke

My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face.
- the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

To me, it's the kiss of death when you start winking
at the audience as an actor.
I just never liked it.
I don't like it when we do monologues,
looking into the character.
- Thomas Jane

To say of shame - what is it? Of virtue -
we can miss it; Of sin-we can kiss it,
And it's no longer sin.
- Algernon Charles Swinburne

What I love about being a member of KISS is that we're
the 'John Glenns' of rock -
we always have to be the first in anything we do,
and I love that.
- Peter Criss

Golden slumbers kiss your eyes, Smiles awake you when you rise.
- Thomas Dekker

A friend is always good to have, but a lover's kiss
is better than angels raining down on me.
- Dave Matthews

Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers,
but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.
- Pearl S. Buck

I remember doing the sex scene in Red Rock West.
I had to kiss Nic Cage and then look like I was going down on him.
And he couldn't do anything - he just had to lie there.
- Lara Flynn Boyle

Still, as much as I wish Ballistic Kiss could be a better film,
the recognition it gained from critics and at festivals speaks for itself.
- Donnie Yen

Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss,
I vow an endless bliss.
- John Keats

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.
This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve,
when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
- P. J. O'Rourke

The only foreplay I really need is for a guy to kiss my hip bone.
The hip is the most erotic and neglected body part.
Kiss the hip bone with your lips.
- Karen McDougal

The happiness of life is made up of minute fractions -
the little,
soon forgotten charities of a kiss or a smile,
a kind look or heartfelt compliment.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You know, with bands like Kiss back out on the road
and Aerosmith coming out,
we are going to be a band like that,
in the sense that it's a big rock band.
- Steve Brown

I think most of the people, once you see a Kiss show,
you kinda get spoiled because I don't think there's
anybody out there that's doing a bigger or a better show than us.
- Ace Frehley

My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.
- Jonathan Swift

If you do anything for too long, it starts to lack edge,
to become too easy.
Easy is the kiss of death.
- Julia Ormond

If I fall, pick up the flag, kiss it,
and keep on going.
- Omar Torrijos Herrera

A man's kiss is his signature.
- Mae West


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