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Rodney Carrington Quotes and Sayings

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I didn't plan on being a comedian.
I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids,
but I did all those things.
- Rodney Carrington

I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do,
and if I could do that, I could do anything.
- Rodney Carrington

I can drink on the job if I want to.
I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK.
I can say whatever I want.
It's a great job to have.
- Rodney Carrington

You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way,
which is never malicious.
- Rodney Carrington

 

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed
by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines.
Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
- widely misattributed to Mark Twain PHOTO

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past,
but by the love we're not extending in the present.
- Marianne Williamson PHOTO

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer
but wish we didn't.
- Erica Jong PHOTO

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Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had
because they didn't have the talent
or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela

The most important thing about Spaceship Earth -
an instruction book didn't come with it.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Do you remember the things you were worrying about a year ago?
Didn't you waste a lot of fruitless energy
on account of most of them?
Didn't most of them turn out all right after all?
- Dale Carnegie

I didn't want to marry anybody else in town.
I want my baby to look like you.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood,
but it didn't because parenting can only be learned
by people who have no children.
- Bill Cosby

When you follow your bliss, you put yourself on a kind of track
that has been there all the while waiting for you,
and the life you ought to be living is the one you are living.
When you can see that, you begin to meet people
who are in the field of your bliss,
and they open the doors to you.
I say, follow your bliss and don't be afraid,
and doors will open where you didn't know they were going to be.
If you follow your bliss,
doors will open for you that wouldn't have opened for anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell

Choose love. Choose to release all resentments.
Forgive everyone. Choose to release all regrets.
Forgive yourself for all decisions that you have ever made
that didn't work out as you hoped.
Forgive yourself for any financial decisions
that didn't meet your expectations.
Release your regrets if you choose
the "wrong" spouse or the "wrong" career.
Today, choose love.
Choose to love yourself.
Choose to love your life.
Choose to love all the friends, family, co-workers,
acquaintances, and others who share your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you.
If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you.
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you.
But I did, I do, and I will.
- Anonymous

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle.
I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
- Mother Teresa

I didn't have the same fitness or ability as the other girls,
so I had to beat them with my mind.
- Martina Hingis

Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to.
She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time,
so we got whipped.
- Loretta Lynn

I would think twice about designing stuff for which
there was no need and which didn't endure.
- Robin Day

My mom's a Catholic, and my dad's a Jew,
and they didn't want anything to do with anything.
- Isabelle Huppert

For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants,
like most Lutheran boys.
I got a telescope.
My mother thought it would make the best gift.
- Wernher von Braun

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

What if happiness were found in the serenity of simple pleasures.
What if we didn't need the newest gizmo... the highest high?
What if happiness is in the air we breathe...
slowly, deeply, and consciously?
What if happiness is one fresh grape, savored with gratitude?
What if happiness is in our oneness with all creation?
What if happiness is about enjoying life exactly as it comes to us -
without chasing after it?
What if happiness is something we CHOOSE...
regardless of our circumstances?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I quit high school on my birthday.
It was my senior year and I didn't see the point.
This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.
- Barry White

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people
couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
- Kin Hubbard

I haven't spoken to my wife in years.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
if they didn't they'd be married too.
- H. L. Mencken

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and
I told him of course he could,
so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
- Eric Morecambe

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one.
So I got a cake.
- Mitch Hedberg

Disneyland is a work of love.
We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.
- Walt Disney

I used to want to be a lawyer, but I didn't want to
have half my brain sucked out.
- Max Walker

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office
and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight
more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
- Nicolas Cage

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers.
Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
- Elayne Boosler

I'm more comfortable with whatever's wrong with me
than my father was whenever he felt he failed or didn't
measure up to the standard he set.
- John Malkovich

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old.
He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
- Isla Fisher

I wanted to be a forest ranger or a coal man.
At a very early age, I knew I didn't want to do what my dad did,
which was work in an office.
- Harrison Ford

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
- Aristotle Onassis

I was a brownie for a day.
My mom made me stop.
She didn't want me to conform.
- Sandra Bullock

The Russians feared Ike.
They didn't fear me.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

Dad taught me everything I know.
Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
- Al Unser

I kept my babies fed.
I could have dumped them, but I didn't.
I decided that whatever trip I was on,
they were going with me.
You're looking at a real daddy.
- Barry White

When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.
- Yoko Ono

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
- Satchel Paige

My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Rita Rudner

We didn't actually overspend our budget.
The health Commission allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.
- Frank Howard Clark

The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if
the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.
- Cullen Hightower

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why
the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
- Laurence J. Peter

I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work,
and I didn't stop until she got home.
- George Stephen

You define a good flight by negatives:
you didn't get hijacked,
you didn't crash, you didn't throw up,
you weren't late, you weren't nauseated by the food.
So you are grateful.
- Paul Theroux

Life's like Vegas. You're up, you're down,
but in the end the house always wins.
Doesn't mean you didn't have fun.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing.
- the movie The Rescuers Down Under

Growing up, I didn't have a lot of toys,
and personal entertainment depended on individual ingenuity and imagination -
think up a story and go live it for an afternoon.
- Terry Brooks

I have this sense that I didn't really start growing up until my twenties.
- Winona Ryder

The earth is like a spaceship
that didn't come with an operating manual.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

I didn't want to go out and change anything.
I just wanted to make the music that was part of my background,
which was rock and blues and hip-hop.
- Kid Rock

I didn't have parents, so I lived in people's homes...
And because I grew up with no parental role models,
I learned to become my own friend, eventually my own
father and my own mother.
- John Lone

I have to admit I didn't do as much as I should have back when I was mayor,
but now we're getting it done.
It's not where you've been but where you're going.
- Marion Barry

We owe our existence to our parents,
but we actually didn't have a choice.
- Leon Kass

I didn't know that President Bush would endorse a constitutional
amendment banning same-sex marriage.
- Mary Cheney

That's another reason I did Daredevil:
I didn't get killed off in it.
- Joe Pantoliano

Even though James Burton was my idol,
I didn't think I could carry his shoes back then.
- John Fogerty

It's because it was at a time when women didn't have any power.
It was so unusual for a young woman in her 20s to have
power that I seized the power but tried not to flaunt it.
- Marlo Thomas

I've been doing this long enough that you can tell
when people have seen you in something they didn't enjoy,
and when they have seen you in something they actually enjoyed.
- Robin Tunney

I really wasn't on the Dallas set much.
I did three or four episodes so I didn't see too much.
- Ted Shackelford

I didn't know whether I wanted to be an actress or a singer then.
- Julie Harris

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?
- Richard M. Nixon

'Design Star' was incredible, and I didn't think it could get any better,
and then 'Color Splash' happened.
- David Bromstad

At first I didn't dig country.
- Charlie Rich

Why didn't we recognize how much it bothered them spiritually and politically?
- Chris Matthews

Many are the things I guess we'd like to go back in
time and rectify the things we didn't do right,
eh?
- Julius Schwartz

So I, for one, didn't feel alienated by what happened in 77.
- Peter Hammill


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