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Ron White Quotes and Sayings

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People are saying that I'm an alcoholic,
and that's not true, because I only drink when I work,
and I'm a workaholic.
- Ron White

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
- Ron White

I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection,
because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
- Ron White

I believe that if life gives you lemons,
you should make lemonade...
And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka,
and have a party.
- Ron White

 

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian.
So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
- Ron White

My goal is just to become a better comedian.
- Ron White

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices,
and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
- Ron White

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I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
- Ron White

I had the right to remain silent...
but I didn't have the ability.
- Ron White

The next time you have a thought...
let it go.
- Ron White

I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds.
It's a lot of traveling.
- Ron White

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America.
I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up.
I almost had to turn it off.
- Ron White

Diamonds - that'll shut her up...
for a minute!
- Ron White

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done
for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.
- Ron White

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty...
mine's putting in an express lane.
- Ron White

Anybody could say anything they want about me,
and it literally never penetrates my skin.
- Ron White

I've never been one to look up the ladder.
I've always looked down the ladder.
As long as there's one guy down there,
I'm fine.
- Ron White

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
- Ron White

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy,
then I got real fat.
And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch.
Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch,
then everything else just tastes wrong.
- Ron White

But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure.
And actually the harder you work as a writer,
the better you get at it.
It's like anything else.
It's a muscle you have to exercise.
I write more now than ever.
- Ron White

People only see what they are prepared to see.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson PHOTO

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou PHOTO

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White PHOTO

To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children,
to leave the world a better place,
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived,
this is to have succeeded.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson PHOTO

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe PHOTO

Fear defeats more people than
any other one thing in the world.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson PHOTO

Truth is not defined by
how many people believe something.
Ask. Question. Think.
Decide - for yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't live your life to please other people.
- Oprah Winfrey

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

When people get caught up with that which is right
and they are willing to sacrifice for it,
there is no stopping point short of victory.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.
- Mother Teresa

Imagine all the people living life in peace.
You may say I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us,
and the world will be as one.
- John Lennon

I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

To the people who love you,
you are beautiful already.
This is not because they're
blind to your shortcomings
but because they so clearly see your soul.
- Victoria Moran

People that seem so glorious are all show;
underneath they are like everyone else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A common denominator of all religions is that
they have the power to bring out the best and the worst in people.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Knowing your own darkness is the best method
for dealing with the darknesses of other people.
- Carl Jung

The enlightened give thanks
for what most people take for granted.
- Michael Beckwith

You can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
- Village People

People are like stained glass windows,
they sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when darkness sets in their true beauty
is revealed only if there is a light from within.
- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Whenever you're in conflict with someone,
there is one factor that can make the difference
between damaging your relationship and deepening it.
That factor is attitude.
- William James

When dealing with people, remember you are
not dealing with creatures of logic,
but creatures of emotion.
- Dale Carnegie

Most people don't CHOOSE their value system -
they simply inherit the beliefs of their parents and community.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

That you may retain your self-respect, it is better
to displease the people by doing what you know is right,
than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
- William J. H. Boetcker

To lead people walk behind them.
- Lao Tzu

Be a yardstick of quality.
Some people aren't used to an environment
where excellence is expected.
- Steve Jobs

Never tell people how to do things.
Tell them what to do and they will
surprise you with their ingenuity.
- George S. Patton

In spite of everything, I still believe
that people are really good at heart.
I simply can't build up my hopes on a foundation
consisting of confusion, misery and death.
- Anne Frank

Motivation is the art of getting people to do
what you want them to do because they want to do it.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

People who work together will win,
whether it be against complex football defenses,
or the problems of modern society.
- Vince Lombardi

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered; ...
Forgive them anyway.
- Kent Keith
(often attributed to Mother Teresa, who kept a copy
on the wall of her orphanage)

The wicked leader is he who the people despise.
The good leader is he who the people revere.
The great leader is he who the people say, "We did it ourselves."
- Lao Tzu

In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west;
people create distinctions out of their own minds
and then believe them to be true.
- The Buddha

The great pleasure in life is doing
what people say you cannot do.
- Walter Bagehot

Ordinary people seem not to realize
that those who really apply themselves
in the right way to philosophy
are directly and of their own accord
preparing themselves for dying and death.
- Socrates

You can have anything you want in life if you
just help enough other people get what they want.
- Zig Ziglar

Don't ask yourself what the world needs;
ask yourself what makes you come alive.
And then go and do that.
Because what the world needs is people who have come alive.
- Howard Thurman

Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous

It is only in adventure that some people
succeed in knowing themselves -
in finding themselves.
- Andre Gide

Small is the number of people who
see with their eyes
and think with their minds.
- Albert Einstein

It is better to displease the people
by doing what you know is right.
- William J. H. Boetcker

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful,
committed people can change the world.
Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
- Margaret Mead

If a million people say a foolish thing,
it is still a foolish thing.
- Anatole France

In matters of truth and justice,
there is no difference between large and small problems,
for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same.
- Albert Einstein

Envy comes from people's ignorance of,
or lack of belief in, their own gifts.
- Jean Vanier

Don't try to manage people;
You manage things; You lead people.
- Grace Hopper

An instructed and intelligent people
are always more decent and orderly
than an ignorant and stupid one.
- Adam Smith

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work,
so most people don't recognize them.
- Ann Landers

Ninety-nine percent of the failures
come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
- George Washington Carver

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison

"Go to the people and live among them
in order to know them and learn from them.
- Jimmy Yen


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