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Roseanne Barr Quotes and Sayings

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger.
When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
- Roseanne Barr

Related topics: Anger

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home,
I've done my job.
- Roseanne Barr

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...
that's why I don't like any of them.
- Roseanne Barr

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the
only time of the month when I can be myself.
- Roseanne Barr

 

Excuse the mess but we live here.
- Roseanne Barr

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power.
You just take it.
- Roseanne Barr

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement.
We signed a mutual suicide pact.
- Roseanne Barr

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My hope is that gays will be running the world,
because then there would be no war.
Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
- Roseanne Barr

It's okay to be fat.
So you're fat.
Just be fat and shut up about it.
- Roseanne Barr

I was completely nuts for most of my life.
- Roseanne Barr

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day,
I've done my job.
- Roseanne Barr

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive
when my husband gets home from work,
then hey, I've done my job.
- Roseanne Barr

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
- Roseanne Barr

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother,
but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother
than most people suspect.
- Roseanne Barr

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it,
because I believe the bigger we are,
the more space we'll take up,
and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
- Roseanne Barr

A guy is a lump like a doughnut.
So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him.
And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that
they pick up from beer commercials.
And then there's my personal favorite,
the male ego.
- Roseanne Barr

I hate every human being on earth.
I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me.
That's what I told my kids.
I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.
- Roseanne Barr

Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein

Technical know-how of the experts must be transformed
into practical do-how of the people.
- Jimmy Yen

I've participated in meetings where there were concerns by ethical experts.
There is no clear solution.
- Luc Montagnier

Pronouncement of experts to the effect that something
cannot be done has always irritated me.
- Leo Szilard

Experts say you can't concentrate on more than one task at a time.
- Marilyn vos Savant

Despite claims by some to the contrary,
we have heard numerous times in hearings and briefings
by experts that existing technologies do not fully
or effectively detect nuclear material.
- John Linder

It is just because civilization is ever evolving,
changing, and becoming more complicated,
that experts find it so difficult to define it in explicit terms.
- Arthur Keith

All of us are experts at practicing virtue at a distance.
- Theodore Hesburgh

Jazz is like wine.
When it is new, it is only for the experts,
but when it gets older, everybody wants it.
- Steve Lacy

I prefer design by experts - by people who know what they are doing.
- Donald Norman

U.S.
officials and outside experts agree that China is undertaking
a comprehensive modernization of its military.
The Chinese military has gotten smaller but smarter.
- Lee H. Hamilton

Parents have become so convinced that educators know
what is best for their children that they forget that
they themselves are really the experts.
- Marian Wright Edelman

These are estimates that are done by the experts as
to how much they expect we could get from the first
lease sale that would take place in ANWR,
and the estimate is about $2.5 billion.
- Gale Norton

Experts often possess more data than judgment.
- Colin Powell

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased
by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
- Dave Barry

Gospel music rhythms are not African in origin,
although I know that's what the jazz experts say.
- Mahalia Jackson

We are all experts in our own little niches.
- Alex Trebek

We have not overthrown the divine right of kings to
fall down for the divine right of experts.
- Harold MacMillan

Experts say that if children can't read by the end of the fifth grade,
they lose self-confidence and self-esteem,
making them more likely to enter the juvenile justice system.
- Dirk Kempthorne

White House and State Department foreign-policy experts
are overwhelmingly directed towards military and diplomatic issues,
not development issues.
- Jeffrey Sachs

Many defense experts have predicted that we face no
greater threat from a single country than from Iran.
- Cathy McMorris

I've found that the more experts you have on a movie,
the less control the director has.
- John Frankenheimer

The readings of Soviet society are as many as the experts you speak to.
In my view, it's a society that is overdue for measures
of democratization and organization.
- E. P. Thompson

It was at Bell Labs that I first made direct contact
with real semiconductor experts and thus began to fully
understand what amazing materials they were and what they could do.
- Robert B. Laughlin

Sure!
Why should any experts be the arbiters...
That's like telling someone they can't be a vegetarian.
- Virginia Johnson

Of course, today at the Karolinska Institute,
I am working with some top experts -
even some Nobel prize winners.
They have the latest news and I have the technique.
- Lennart Nilsson

Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence.
I've had experts doing it for years.
- John Osborne

Most foreign policies that history has marked highly,
in whatever country, have been originated by leaders
who were opposed by experts.
- Henry A. Kissinger

In America all too few blows are struck into flesh.
We kill the spirit here, we are experts at that.
We use psychic bullets and kill each other cell by cell.
- Norman Mailer

Several experts on the Middle East concur that the
Middle East cannot be democratized.
- Recep Tayyip Erdogan

If stock market experts were so expert,
they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
- Norman Ralph Augustine

Experts always know everything but the fine points.
When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew
how the White House came to be called the White House.
- Hedy Lamarr

If I just produce the transparent ideal accepted by the Western experts,
a process of privatization which will be very good but never happen,
that means nothing.
- Anatoly Chubais

When you're dead weight, in the right position,
you win.
And in reality, you wouldn't see someone my size kicking
seven martial arts experts and winning.
- Joan Severance

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like...
Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite
don't appeal to me at all.
- John Cleese

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons.
That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb.
Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
- David Letterman

I like that people who are not experts can not only
understand but get engaged by my work.
I like that Joe Paterno can read me.
Bill Bradley.
- Leslie Fiedler

None of us are nuclear experts, but we know that if
there is a melt-down and breach of containment,
that's clearly the most odious thing that could happen.
- William Scranton

There are as many opinions as there are experts.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

I'm sick of people sittin' in chairs stating their problems.
Then we roll the videotape...
then we have our experts on the topic...
I'm in the 'What's next?' phase of my career.
- Oprah Winfrey

The World Health Organisation has a lot of its medical
experts sitting in Geneva while hospitals in Africa
have no drugs and desperate patients are forced to
seek medication on the black market.
- Pauline Hanson

I brought together experts from health care,
business, academic institutions, and the community
to develop a comprehensive blueprint for eliminating
racial and ethnic disparities in health care in the City of Boston.
- Thomas Menino

The question of boundaries is a major question of the
Jewish people because the Jews are the great experts of crossing boundaries.
They have a sense of identity inside themselves that
doesn't permit them to cross boundaries with other people.
- A. B. Yehoshua

The British were keen for 30 caliber guns,
did not believe in daylight bombing.
American experts said 30 caliber was not enough;
we had to have 50 caliber,
also said daylight bombing was right provided the planes attacked in formation,
with 50 caliber guns.
- Stuart Symington

Contrary to popular accounts, very few scientists in the world -
possibly none -
have a sufficiently thorough,
"big picture" understanding of the climate system to
be relied upon for a prediction of the magnitude of global warming.
To the public, we all might seem like experts,
but the vast majority of us work on only a small portion of the problem.
- Roy Spencer

I enjoy the crafts on the show enormously,
too, when we have experts in showing how to make things.
You watch them thinking you'll go home and do the things yourself,
which is fun.
Some I have done myself later on.
- Jane Asher

Experts tell us that 90% of all brain development occurs by the age of five.
If we don't begin thinking about education in the early years,
our children are at risk of falling behind by the time they start Kindergarten.
- Robert.
L.
Ehrlich

The German national character is a favorite subject of character experts,
probably because the less mature a nation,
the more she is an object of criticism and not of history.
- Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

We are all, in a sense, experts on secrecy.
From earliest childhood we feel its mystery and attraction.
We know both the power it confers and the burden it imposes.
We learn how it can delight, give breathing space and protect.
- Sissela Bok

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan
say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to
$10 billion over 5 to 10 years,
coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers
to keep the peace throughout the country.
- Ted Rall

To think that we as a publisher (i.e.
people who have never actually MADE a game) can have
a realistic impact on a project that a team of experts
is slaving away on full time for 2 years is a bit arrogant.
- Mike Wilson

One of the experts bought his first piece at the age of four,
so they did start very young, most of them.
They did it out of genuine interest but today's kids
are much more materialistic and there's a danger,
I suppose, that they might just be out to make dosh.
- Michael Aspel

Over and over again, financial experts and wonkish
talking heads endeavor to explain these mysterious,
'toxic' financial instruments to us lay folk.
Over and over, they ignobly fail, because we all know
that no one understands credit default obligations and derivatives,
except perhaps Mr. Buffett and the computers who created them.
- Richard Dooling

We are rather in the position that used to exist at the BBC,
where you feel that you can pick up the phone to people
who are experts in their field and they will be very
favourably disposed to you and share their knowledge.
- Rory Bremner


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