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Sam Kinison Quotes and Sayings

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Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days...
Not all in a row.
- Sam Kinison

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
- Sam Kinison

Jim Bakker.
He's lost everything, he's ruined.
And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
- Sam Kinison

There's no happy ending to cocaine.
You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
- Sam Kinison

 

I guess they're tough jokes.
But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at.
And you just can't cry.
- Sam Kinison

I don't worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years.
- Sam Kinison

Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be.
- Abraham Lincoln

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We've put more effort into helping folks reach old
age than into helping them enjoy it.
- Frank Howard Clark

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise.
- Tobias Smollett

It has been my experience that folks who
have no vices, have very few virtues.
- Abraham Lincoln

Many folks think they aren't good at earning money,
when what they don't know is how to use it.
- Frank Howard Clark

Some folks think I painted Lincoln from life,
but I haven't been around that long.
Not quite.
- Norman Rockwell

Some folks rail against other folks,
because other folks have what some folks would be glad of.
- Henry Fielding

Before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself.
The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
- Harper Lee

I'd rather see folks doubt what's true than accept what isn't.
- Frank Howard Clark

Most of all, our troops from Alabama said they appreciate
the care packages from folks back home.
- Mike Rogers

We let folks know we're interested in them
and that they're vital to us - because they are.
- Sam Walton

Being in space, I'm really looking forward to working
with this team of folks that I'm with.
- Duane G. Carey

Most people understand life expectancy has changed
since Social Security started in 1937 when folks lived to be 59 years old.
Today, they live to be 77 years old.
- Jack Kingston

This is the kind of problem you want to have!
Country radio has been great to me my whole career.
I can't thank those folks enough.
- George Strait

All some folks want is their fair share and yours.
- Arnold H. Glasow

I think most folks are good folks.
- Judge Mills Lane

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
- David Letterman

I wanted to go to sea when I graduated from high school
but my folks talked me out of it.
- William M. Thomas

Everybody needs history but the people who need it most are poor folks -
people without resources or options.
- Henry Hampton

Well folks, that's about it for the show tonight.
- John Fahey

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
- Kin Hubbard

Rich folks always talk hard times.
- Lillian Smith

It is really quite amazing that all of the folks supporting privatization,
from the president on down, keep invoking the name of my grandfather,
Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
- James Roosevelt

In spite of the Depression, or maybe because of it,
folks were hungry for a good time, and an evening of
dancing seemed a good way to have it.
- Lawrence Welk

I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country,
and 90 percent of the people are good folks.
The rest of them take after the other side of the family.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Tell us exactly - certainly our listeners -
why does it appear that some folks,
certainly in the Democratic Party and in the news media -
seem to be afraid of you?
- Tony Brown

And you know, we'd go to church.
We were Baptists.
And every now and then there'd be a tent would set up,
and it was the Holiness folks.
And we liked their music.
- Mel Tillis

I used to be friends with Miles Davis.
He didn't like many folks.
I lived across the street from him.
- Rip Torn

Privatizing Social Security will take dollars out of young folks' pockets.
- Max Baucus

Folks don't like to have somebody around knowing more than they do.
- Harper Lee

Finally, I have to say that the most surprising aspect
has been the speed at which the folks in India adapt to Western practices.
They learn fast, really, really fast.
- Sanjay Kumar

We hand folks over to God's mercy, and show none ourselves.
- George Eliot

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
- Kin Hubbard

I haven't got as much money as some folks,
but I've got as much impudence as any of them,
and that's the next thing to money.
- Josh Billings

I go to eat dinner with my folks when I'm home.
I think that's the trick.
- Brad Paisley

I go wild on a stage.
Some folks have measured us an image.
They pretend us to be saints.
And that image is much tougher to keep up with.
Because that's not who we are.
- Donnie Wahlberg

Listening is the only way to entertain some folks.
- Kin Hubbard

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
- Kin Hubbard

We have a plan that creates universal access programs
at the state level which allows folks to access insurance
if they're denied by their insurer.
- Eric Cantor

The colored folks been singing it and playing it just like I'm doin' now,
man, for more years than I know.
I got it from them.
- Elvis Presley

Never lend books, for no one ever returns them;
the only books I have in my library are books that
other folks have left me.
- Anatole France

We are thinking ahead to long-term care,
aware that many folks don't plan ahead and won't be ready.
We want to see to it that people will have choices.
- Christine Gregoire

That's all folks!
- Mel Blanc

I was two and a half and my folks would put it on the
record player and I would run around the house screaming,
but I haven't been that hip since.
- Leo Kottke

That odd idea that one person can go to a foreign part
and in this rather odd voice describe it to the folks
back home doesn't make much sense in the post-colonial world.
- Robyn Davidson

Folks, I've had the best seat in the house.
Thanks for sharing it, I'll see you down the road.
- Brent Musburger

Different strokes, for different folks.
- Sly Stone

It is always open season on Christian and on white
folks because they are the group you can kick and you can get away with it.
It is politically correct.
- Jack Kingston

America enjoys the best health care in the world,
but the best is no good if folks can't afford it,
access it and doctor's can't provide it.
- Bill Frist

Folks who are getting their strokes in the South are
not as unhappy with Howard Dean.
You don't see anybody starting any movement to get him out of office.
- Gwen Ifill

Remember folks stop lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
- Jim Samuels

Anybody who runs for president in this country and
comes out as strong as the Democrats were about helping
the poor folks and black folks is not going to win.
- Charles Evers

But Ship Who Sang remains my favorite story.
I really rocked folks with that and still cannot read
it aloud myself without weeping at the end.
- Anne McCaffrey

White folks hear the blues come out,
but they don't know how it got there.
- Ma Rainey

I don't really remember my folks singing to us,
but they read to us.
- Mary Chapin Carpenter

Some of the folks on both sides might be sincere,
but it does seem as if it is only the opposition that
cares about the Bill of Rights most of the time.
- James Bovard

Those folks out in the space suits are going to be getting beat up.
- Duane G. Carey

I play a couple basic folks songs and break them down.
I did that on a six string.
I can't recall all the songs on it.
There's some finger picking on it.
- Roger McGuinn

If you want that good feeling that comes from doing
things for other folks then you have to pay for it
in abuse and misunderstanding.
- Zora Neale Hurston

I usually don't mind giving autographs,
but when hundreds of folks with paper and pen start coming at you,
it's time to seek shelter.
- Mary Lou Retton

My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname,
but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet,
soon the feet start looking big.
- Satchel Paige

When all those city folks try to fix up my talking,
all they do is mess me up.
- Loretta Lynn

There are some people that will be deterred by the
fact that we have nuclear weapons...
But those people are the folks we can deal with anyway.
- Charles Horner

The trouble with organizing a thing is that pretty
soon folks get to paying more attention to the organization
than to what they're organized for.
- Laura Ingalls Wilder

As soon as white folks say a play's good,
the theater is jammed with blacks and whites.
- August Wilson


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