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Sandra Bernhard Quotes and Sayings

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I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work.
But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
- Sandra Bernhard

I don't like surgery.
I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.
- Sandra Bernhard

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.
- Sandra Bernhard

Gayness is a non-issue.
- Sandra Bernhard

 

Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.
- Sandra Bernhard

I really have a problem with any kind of drug,
I always have.
- Sandra Bernhard

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women,
like Jackie Kennedy.
I am totally devastated that she's gone.
She had it all.
- Sandra Bernhard

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I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody,
not just specifically gay.
- Sandra Bernhard

I really, really love Hilary Clinton.
I think she's very cool.
She's out there and she's involved.
- Sandra Bernhard

The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his
band of brown-shirted thugs.
- Sandra Bernhard

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up.
It's the easy way out.
- Sandra Bernhard

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community.
I don't like the position.
- Sandra Bernhard

I like the energy of live performance.
- Sandra Bernhard

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.
- Sandra Bernhard

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre.
It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
- Sandra Bernhard

When you're constantly looking for things from other people,
you're not looking within yourself.
- Sandra Bernhard

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.
- Sandra Bernhard

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't
coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind
of questions over and over again.
- Sandra Bernhard

When people pay to see you live, they connect with
you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.
- Sandra Bernhard

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row
can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?
- Sandra Bernhard

I'm very much a humanist.
I'm very much pro-choice.
I'm very much politically correct.
- Sandra Bernhard

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer.
A comic tells bad jokes.
- Sandra Bernhard

There are few performers who would have had the audacity
to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.
- Sandra Bernhard

There are so few women in general who aren't completely
threatened and confused by other women's success.
It's very disappointing.
- Sandra Bernhard

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have
the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
- Sandra Bernhard

I don't believe in karma.
- Sandra Bernhard

I'm very much an optimist.
I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe
there was some kind of hope for humanity.
- Sandra Bernhard

Tell your heart that the fear of suffering
is worse than the suffering itself.
- Paulo Coelho PHOTO

Whatever you do, you need courage.
Whatever course you decide upon,
there is always someone to tell you
that you are wrong.
There are always difficulties arising
that tempt you to believe your critics are right.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson PHOTO

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

I do myself a greater injury in lying
than I do him of whom I tell a lie.
- Michel de Montaigne

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers.
You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
- Naguib Mahfouz

I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie.
I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave.
And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant.
- H.L. Mencken

Intent is what can make a man succeed
when his thoughts tell him that he is defeated.
- Carlos Castaneda

Spend time every day listening to what your muse is trying to tell you.
- Saint Bartholomew

You don't need anybody to tell you
who you are or what you are.
You are what you are!
- John Lennon

Never allow a person to tell you NO
who doesn't have the power to say YES.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

We tell the real truth of our life
by the stories we repeatedly tell.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

You have heard that it was said,
"Love your neighbor and hate your enemy."
But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.
- Matthew 5:43-44

Tell me what company thou keepst,
and I'll tell thee what thou art.
- Miguel de Cervantes

We tell lies, yet it is easy to show that lying is immoral.
- Epictetus

It's essential to tell the truth at all times.
This will reduce life's pain.
Lying distorts reality.
All forms of distorted thinking must be corrected.
- John Bradshaw

Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job,
tell 'em, Certainly I Can. -
and get busy and find out how to do it.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Never tell people how to do things.
Tell them what to do and they will
surprise you with their ingenuity.
- George S. Patton

It is a great confidence in a friend
to tell him your faults;
greater to tell him his.
- Benjamin Franklin

No greater thing is created suddenly,
any more than a bunch of grapes or a fig.
If you tell me that you desire a fig,
I answer you that there must be time.
Let it first blossom, then bear fruit, then ripen.
- Epictetus

If I mayn't tell you what I feel,
what is the use of a friend?
- William Makepeace Thackeray

The most interesting information comes from children,
for they tell all they know and then stop.
- Mark Twain

Intuition will tell the thinking mind where to look next.
- Jonas Salk

NO ONE has been granted the authority to tell me
how my life should be lived.
I answer only to myself and to Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If I could tell the world just one thing
it would be we're all okay,
and not to worry cause worry is wasteful
and useless in times like these.
I won't be made useless.
I won't be idle with despair,
I will gather myself around my faith.
Light does the darkness most fear.
- Jewel

What is a friend? I will tell you ...
it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
- Frank Crane

Tell me whom you live with,
and I will tell you who you are.
- Spanish Proverb

I used to tell my husband that,
if he could make me "understand" something,
it would be clear to all the other people in the country.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The "stories" we choose to tell about our past
are never what a video camera would have recorded.
We can tell a sad story or a happy story,
and neither story is either
more accurate or "better" than the other story.
The difference is that one story causes us to suffer,
while the other brings us joy. I choose joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

If you're going to tell people the truth,
be funny or they'll kill you.
- Billy Wilder

We tell lies when we are afraid...
afraid of what we don't know,
afraid of what others will think,
afraid of what will be found out about us.
But every time we tell a lie,
the thing that we fear grows stronger.
- Williams Tad

Moreover if your brother shall trespass against you,
go and tell him his fault between you and him alone.
- Matthew 18:15

I take every opportunity to articulate to others
the ways that they have blessed and influenced me.
I hold sweet memories of making the opportunity
to thank teachers who have influenced me.
I encourage everyone to seize opportunities
to tell people who have made a gift of knowledge or influence.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford

Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community,
and I'll tell you what his opinions are.
- Mark Twain
(paraphrase)

Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
- Stephanie Klein

People will, in a great degree,
and not without reason,
form their opinion of you upon
that which they have of your friends;
and there is a Spanish proverb
which says very justly,
"Tell me whom you live with,
and I will tell you who you are.
- Lord Chesterfield

Jesus preached more and taught more
about helping the poor and the sick and the hungry
than he did about heaven and hell.
Shouldn't that tell us something?
- John Grisham

(Jesus on Love)
You have heard that it was said,
"Love your neighbor and hate your enemy."
But I tell you: Love your enemies
and pray for those who persecute you.
- Matthew 5:43-44

We take refuge in pride,
because we are afraid to tell the truth to ourselves.
- Kakuzo Okakura

The best comfort I could offer
was to just let her tell her story.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck


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