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Tim Conway Quotes and Sayings

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I've never really taken anything very seriously.
I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it.
- Tim Conway

My career is pretty much over.
I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.
- Tim Conway

Don Knotts was a really big influence,
especially on the Steve Allen show.
I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face.
- Tim Conway

I like to work a lot with wood.
I make furniture that falls apart.
I also sew.
- Tim Conway

 

People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a
lot of four-letter words.
- Tim Conway

Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out.
But then we buy all the tickets.
- Tim Conway

When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on.
- Tim Conway

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Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life.
I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits,
mainly, when I asked him to come along.
- Tim Conway

I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with
him on the Burnett show for 11 years.
I guess you could say we're about as close as you can
get to being a comedy team.
- Tim Conway

If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten
some material about my miserable childhood.
But as it is, I've had a great life.
- Tim Conway

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments.
Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always
wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.
- Tim Conway

At first I wanted to be a jockey.
I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses.
So there wasn't much of a future in it.
- Tim Conway

You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of
Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney.
That's why I put Don in several of my movies.
- Tim Conway

I don't watch a lot of TV anymore.
A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable
with watching with your kids.
And I still feel that way even though,
now, my kids are in their 30s.
- Tim Conway

As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds.
And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got
along with most of the guys,
I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism.
You know making someone laugh is a much better way
to solve a problem than by using your fists.
- Tim Conway

We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of
people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life
and burned them to the ground.
We made fun of a commercial or a movie or ourselves.
- Tim Conway

Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers.
And all the writers want their lines said a certain
way-which isn't necessarily funny.
I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
- Tim Conway

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou PHOTO

Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha PHOTO

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis PHOTO

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller PHOTO

Choose Inner Peace.
Nothing is worth losing your inner peace.
Take action as circumstances require,
but never surrender your inner peace.
Stop. Breathe deeply.
Close your eyes and breathe deeply again.
Then, and only then, take action -
from a peaceful heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Our greatest glory is not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall.
- Confucius

Our Joy comes from living our own lives simply -
never from demanding that others live simply -
or from ever making any demands whatsoever upon others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
- The Buddha PHOTO

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart PHOTO

There are only two or three human stories,
and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely
as if they had never happened before.
- Willa Cather

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

If you love something, set it free;
if it comes back it's yours,
if it doesn't, it never was.
- Richard Bach

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

You cannot do a kindness too soon,
for you never know how soon it will be too late.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are two kinds of failures:
those who thought and never did,
and those who did and never thought.
- Laurence J. Peter

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey

Sing like no one's listening,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like nobody's watching,
and live like its heaven on earth.
- Mark Twain

I've learned that people will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

You never really understand a person
until you consider things from his point of view.
- Harper Lee

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

You are important. You are the star -
the only star - of your own life show.
Everyone else is a bit player in the great drama of your life.
Be of service to humanity, but never be anyone's doormat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never allow a person to tell you NO
who doesn't have the power to say YES.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

A great secret of success is to go through life
as a man who never gets used up.
- Albert Schweitzer

Necessity never made a good bargain.
- Benjamin Franklin

Until you'll willing to look foolish,
you'll never have the possibility of being great.
- Cher

Anyone who has never made a mistake,
has never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

As we express our gratitude,
we must never forget that the highest appreciation
is not to utter words, but to live by them.
- John F. Kennedy

The false can never grow into truth by growing in power.
- Rabindranath Tagore

The sum of wisdom is that
time is never lost that is devoted to work.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can never love without giving.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

It's never too late.
- Anonymous

How much pain they have cost us,
the evils which have never happened.
- Thomas Jefferson

We shall never know all the good that a simple smile can do.
- Mother Teresa

What we have once enjoyed we can never lose.
All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.
- Helen Keller

Great men or men of great gifts
you shall easily find,
but symmetrical men never.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I look back on all these worries,
I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed
that he had had a lot of trouble in his life,
most of which had never happened.
- Winston Churchill

So long as you have courage and a sense of humor,
it is never too late to start life afresh.
- Freeman Dyson

Love the heart that hurts you,
but never hurt the heart that loves you.
- Vipin Sharma

There are those that look at things
the way they are, and ask "Why?"
I dream of things that never were, and ask "Why not?"
- Robert F. Kennedy paraphrase of George Bernard Shaw

Gifts freely given are never obligations.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never take counsel of your fears.
- Andrew Jackson

Unless you try to do something
beyond what you have already mastered,
you will never grow.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

May your right hand always be
stretched out in friendship, never in want.
- Irish Blessing

Never succumb to the temptation of bitterness.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Never forget the three powerful resources
you always have available to you:
love, prayer, and forgiveness.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
- Henry David Thoreau

We must accept finite disappointment,
but never lose infinite hope.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Dance like no one is watching,
love like you'll never be hurt.
Sing like no one is listening.
Live life like it's heaven on earth.
- Anonymous (various attributions and alternate phrasings)

Never give up.
- Anonymous


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