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Tom Waits Quotes and Sayings

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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
- Tom Waits

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies.
His coke dealer brought him.
- Tom Waits

It's hard to win when you always lose.
- Tom Waits

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
- Tom Waits

 

Don't you know there ain't no devil,
it's just god when he's drunk.
- Tom Waits

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
- Tom Waits

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
- Tom Waits

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The piano has been drinking, not me.
- Tom Waits

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
- Tom Waits

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting
smaller as it pulls away And the things you can't remember
Tell the things you can't forget that History puts a saint in every dream.
- Tom Waits

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and
not let out exactly what he did for a living.
- Johnny Bench

If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians
to keep moving and changing,
to keep spiritually hungry and horny,
that's what it's all about.
- Carlos Santana

There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who
are not being gratified in the way they should be.
- Colleen McCullough

Mine is the horny hand of toil.
- John Singer Sargent

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually
I get horny for my creativity.
- Gilda Radner

When men have money and power they get turned on,
sexually.
They get horny as hell.
Can't imagine why, though.
- Penelope Spheeris

The big mistake that men make is that when they turn
thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty,
they believe that they like women.
Actually, you're just horny.
It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
- George William Curtis

Well-behaved women seldom make history.
- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Be alert. The most important things in life
are seldom the most obvious.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Great opportunities to help others seldom come,
but small ones surround us every day.
- Sally Koch

Things are seldom what they seem.
- William S. Gilbert (Gilbert and Sullivan: HMS Pinafore)

The most important things in life
are seldom the most obvious.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Great and good are seldom the same man.
- Winston Churchill

Thoughtful people seldom share exactly the same opinion -
the same point-of-view.
The wise ones understand that they know nothing -
for virtually none of our experience is truly factual -
and they graciously honor all other opinions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Friendship often leads to love,
but lust seldom leads to friendship.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

She generally gave herself very good advice,
(though she very seldom followed it).
- Lewis Carroll

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

I seldom think about my limitations,
and they never make me sad.
Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times;
but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.
- Helen Keller

Without change, something sleeps inside us,
and seldom awakens.
The sleeper must awaken.
- Frank Herbert

Beauty is an outward gift,
which is seldom despised,
except by those to whom it has been refused.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A building has integrity just like a man.
And just as seldom.
- Ayn Rand

It was seldom that I attended any religious meetings,
as my parents had not much faith in and were never
so unfortunate as to unite themselves with any of the religious sects.
- Orson Pratt

Advice is seldom welcome,
and those who need it the most, like it the least.
- Lord Chesterfield

Great designers seldom make great advertising men,
because they get overcome by the beauty of the picture -
and forget that merchandise must be sold.
- James Randolph Adams

Rich men's sons are seldom rich men's fathers.
- Herbert Kaufman

The cautious seldom err.
- Confucius

Unless they share our opinions,
we seldom find people sensible.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Substantive and procedural law benefits and protects landlords over tenants,
creditors over debtors, lenders over borrowers,
and the poor are seldom among the favored parties.
- John Turner

I've seldom become nostalgic or settled.
- Michael Tippett

You have to remember we're just performers,
that we seldom have any kind of grasp on real life.
- Tom Kenny

Witticism.
A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted;
what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
- Ambrose Bierce

Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
- George Orwell

I seldom end up where I wanted to go,
but almost always end up where I need to be.
- Douglas Adams

The master class seldom lose a chance to insult a woman
who has the ability for something besides service to his lordship.
- Caroline Nichols Churchill

Men are sent into the world with bills of credit,
and seldom draw to their full extent.
- Horace Walpole

Unfortunately, it happens all too seldom that you really disappear behind a work,
that you are no longer audible as an interpreter.
- Dietrich Fischer-Dieskau

Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife,
very often heard indeed, but seldom minded.
- Philip Stanhope

For life is but a dream whose shapes return,
some frequently, some seldom, some by night and some by day.
- James Thomson

A photograph is usually looked at - seldom looked into.
- Ansel Adams

I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling
as if I were attending a funeral.
- John Burroughs

There is one type of ideal woman very seldom described in poetry -
the old maid,
the woman whom sorrow or misfortune prevents from fulfilling her natural destiny.
- Lafcadio Hearn

What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least
expect generally happens.
- Benjamin Disraeli

People's ability to forget what they do not want to know,
to overlook what is before their eyes,
was seldom put to the test better than in Germany at that time.
- W. G. Sebald

A good horse should be seldom spurred.
- Thomas Fuller

We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
- Jennie Churchill

It's extremely seldom that anybody wants me to change
what I've written about them.
Generally I portray them in a good light,
if they're friends.
- Harvey Pekar

We probably wouldn't worry about what people think
of us if we could know how seldom they do.
- Olin Miller

Anger is never without an argument, but seldom with a good one.
- Indira Gandhi

You faced front, you seldom smiled, since levity was
not the mark you wanted put across your face forever.
- Michael Lesy

The man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.
- Bill Copeland

Popular opinions, on subjects not palpable to sense,
are often true, but seldom or never the whole truth.
- John Stuart Mill

It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.
- David Hume

Seek not the favor of the multitude;
it is seldom got by honest and lawful means.
But seek the testimony of few; and number not voices,
but weigh them.
- Immanuel Kant

But the power of instruction is seldom of much efficacy,
except in those happy dispositions where it is almost superfluous.
- Edward Gibbon

It seldom happens that a premature shoot of genius
ever arrives at maturity.
- Marcus Fabius Quintilian

Big words seldom accompany good deeds.
- Charlotte Whitton

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think
of you if you could know how seldom they do.
- Olin Miller

Conscience is a coward, and those faults it has not
strength enough to prevent it seldom has justice enough to accuse.
- Oliver Goldsmith

He who doesn't consider himself is seldom considerate of others.
- David Seabury

Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire.
- Charles Dickens

You seldom get that in film where you're lucky if you
get any say at all in the final cut.
- Greta Scacchi


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