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Tommy Chong Quotes and Sayings

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The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
- Tommy Chong

Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when
any of the Motown acts would call.
- Tommy Chong

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of
Marshall amps home with me on the plane.
- Tommy Chong

Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of
shooting or something like that,
I'd kick back.
- Tommy Chong

 

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship,
I don't think you can lose your citizenship though.
- Tommy Chong

Unfortunately, the American justice system is just
riddled with lies and inconsistencies.
- Tommy Chong

Any excuse to live in New York and do art.
Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.
- Tommy Chong

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Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
- Tommy Chong

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and
the Bachelors recorded a couple of records,
ya.
- Tommy Chong

They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.
- Tommy Chong

No.
Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.
- Tommy Chong

I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character,
and the best way is to be totally straight.
- Tommy Chong

But you can't exercise and be high.
It's impossible.
- Tommy Chong

Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it,
and I watch how they do it.
- Tommy Chong

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.
- Tommy Chong

I'm as clean as a whistle.
- Tommy Chong

We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and
the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded
at a radio station on the stairway,
and we did a record and it got put out.
- Tommy Chong

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid,
so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either,
you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music,
whoa, you'd get the girls.
- Tommy Chong

One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage
and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger
and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they
couldn't get in cause it was to crowded.
- Tommy Chong

You know, I left the country when Reagan got in;
I went to France.
And when George Bush Jr. got in, my instincts told me it was time to go -
I'd felt that we had grown above that,
you know?
- Tommy Chong

Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer PHOTO

Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill PHOTO

When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw PHOTO

Laugh Loud - Laugh Often
Laugh At What's Funny - Laugh At What's Sad
Laugh At Me - Laugh At You - Laugh At Life
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,
laugh loud - laugh often,
laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle

When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)

You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

A person with a new idea is
a crank until the idea succeeds.
- Mark Twain

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-
if we agree with him.
- Mark Twain

Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein

Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

When you think you're out of time,
smile, and turn back the clock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity,
but in being uninteresting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
and that's what parents were created for.
- Ogden Nash

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Nine-tenths of the people were created
so you would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole

One day Alice came to a fork in the road
and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
His responses was a question: "Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
- Lewis Carroll

Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts cartoon

Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous

Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999)

An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man
take which course he will,
he will be sure to repent.
- Socrates

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West

Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
- Whoopi Goldberg

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain

The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono

It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?"
Then a voice answers "Nothing personal,
your name just happened to come up. -
- Charlie Brown, in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

No problem is so formidable that
you can't walk away from it.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts


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